Tulisa

[Section_31]

Back on form the little skank-ho.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

negged section. thought she was back doin shit porn

[KMD7]

Back on form the little skank-ho.

 

 

 

 

Nice.

 

 

Real Nice

[xerxes]

That has made my morning

[Carradona]

TULISAWESOME!

[withnail71]

I would baste her ham wallet with my man fat.

[Section_31]

When we went to Magaluf years ago we gave nicknames to a couple of the girls next door, one was 'pond bag' because my mate reckoned she'd probably have a minge like a supermarket bag which you'd fished out of a park lake with a twig. I reckon that's a good shout for Tulisa too. 'Pond bag'.

[The Acolyte]

When we went to Magaluf years ago we gave nicknames to a couple of the girls next door, one was 'pond bag' because my mate reckoned she'd probably have a minge like a supermarket bag which you'd fished out of a park lake with a twig. I reckon that's a good shout for Tulisa too. 'Pond bag'.

 

 

What did you call the other one?

[Section_31]

What did you call the other one?

 

Hilda Ogden.

[Dougie Do'ins]

She's let herself go now. Looks like she's been taking botox advice from Lesley Ash and Pete Burns.

 

 

[stringvest]

She's gone a bit Lesley Ashapopolous

[lifetime fan]

The fuck she done, silly tart.

[Pidge]

Fucking scarface here...

 

"Say hello to my little friend... He's called dappy"

[Dr Nowt]

Tulisa outside court earlier:

 

 

"I never hit the cunt, and if he ever comes near me again I'll never hit him all the way down to fucking Casualty.  I fully respect every decision of the UK court system, provided it gets me off the hook, on the technicality of having been coerced into playing up to the strong independent streetwise woman from the hood image I've traded the life out of ever since I came into the public eye."

 

Still would, mind.

[PestiRed]

Didn't realise it was a bloke she assaulted. Bit embarrassing for him

[Dr Nowt]

Didn't realise it was a bloke she assaulted. Bit embarrassing for him

 

By the look of her gob, "you should see the other fucker's face" carries merit for once.

[PestiRed]

Christ, what happened to the girl?

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Fuckin' state of that.

[Spy Bee]

Christ, what happened to the girl?

 

I still would. Sorry, not sorry.

[PestiRed]

I still would. Sorry, not sorry.

I could sell you a mannequin that looks the same, and judging from her sex tape, would be a better shag

[Spy Bee]

I could sell you a mannequin that looks the same, and judging from her sex tape, would be a better shag

Oh yeah, forgot the sex tape, maybe I wouldn't!

[Bjornebye]

A downgrade for sure but every swinging dick on this site would go through that like a wrecking ball. 

 

I would fucking love a night of filth with her. Me, Tulisa, a bottle of absinthe, a guns n roses album, some pliers, gardening gloves and a blow-up mattress. 

[PestiRed]

A downgrade for sure but every swinging dick on this site would go through that like a wrecking ball.

 

I would fucking love a night of filth with her. Me, Tulisa, a bottle of absinthe, a guns n roses album, some pliers, gardening gloves and a blow-up mattress.

Have you turned into your avatar?

 

You forgot the rat, cheese and plastic tube

[Dr Nowt]

Me, Her, 6 bottles of Diamond White, a box of John Player Special and tears mixed with spunk.

 

25 minutes max, to include going the shop for ready meals.

[Bjornebye]

Have you turned into your avatar?

 

You forgot the rat, cheese and plastic tube

 

what a fucking book. I nearly threw up reading that bit. I was in the garden hungover trying to force down my first beer of the day ..... 

 

I read it again the monday morning on the train to work then just stared into the eyes of cunts. 

 

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