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Song for Downing


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To the tune of 'Brown girl in the ring'

 

Downing down the wing

traa la la la la

We've got Downing down the wing

traa la la la la la

Downing down the wing

traa la la la la

He'll cross a little beauty in the box

box box

 

Just tell me to fuck off if its shit, I can take it(6)

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Hopefully he'll do a good job and prove to be a better buy than Young, because the same song is perfect for this response from the Mancs:

 

"Ashley down the wing

traa la la la la

We've got Ashley down the wing

traa la la la la la

Ashley down the wing

traa la la la la

He's cheaper and better than Downing

Ha ha ha"

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Hopefully he'll do a good job and prove to be a better buy than Young, because the same song is perfect for this response from the Mancs:

 

"Ashley down the wing

traa la la la la

We've got Ashley down the wing

traa la la la la la

Ashley down the wing

traa la la la la

He's cheaper and better than Downing

Ha ha ha"

 

Your face resembles a gooseberry and your mother has an unfortunate predeliction for scalene triangles.

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To the tune of 'Brown girl in the ring'

 

Downing down the wing

traa la la la la

We've got Downing down the wing

traa la la la la la

Downing down the wing

traa la la la la

He'll cross a little beauty in the box

box box

 

Just tell me to fuck off if its shit, I can take it(6)

 

It's not bad at all. Simple and catchy.

 

And "Stuart Downing" isn't really the kind of name, or player, or personality that lends itself to amazing terrace songs.

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How about this variation?

 

Downing down the wing

traa la la la la

We've got Downing down the wing

traa la la la la la

Downing down the wing

traa la la la la

He's got seven fingers and two thumbs,

thumbs thumbs

 

Seven fingers?

 

I'm lost. Unless it's some kind of oblique reference to Middlesbrough and child abuse/ incest.

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