This might amuse...

[chrisbrand]

So, I have been having a bit of a discussion with some Chelsea fans after they started going on about "history" is all Liverpool fans have.

 

I don't know why I bother as most are obnoxious, know-it-all cunts who have probably never been to Stamford Bridge in their lives! Certainly, not before Abramovich turned up anyway.

 

This time, they were claiming Liverpool legends were nothing compared to players of today.

 

And, actually, Frankie Lampard was a better player than Kenny Dalglish!

[Red Banjo]

There's a lesson here. I'll share it with you.

 

Don't engage in any type of conversation with Chelsea fans.

 

And the emotion more apt after a football 'debate' would be pity, more so than amusement. Some of them don't realise football existed before Roman Abramovic rode into town on his filthy, corrupt cash cow.

[Joso]

Who's gonna be amused that Chelsea fans are fucking idiots? This isn't something new. Chelsea fans = stupid.

[BenR_]

They're cunts the lot of them. The real Chelsea fans have probably been outpriced from buying tickets long ago, so no wonder their place is as shit as it is these days.

 

What they don't get is that when we bang on about our history, it's not really all about "history" per se. It's about the traditions that this club has, about some of the best people football has seen having graced this club. About what it means to people, it's more than a fucking form of entertainment. It's not about DVD's of cup finals from the 80's, because that's not what makes this club one of the biggest clubs in Europe, only partly.

 

But your error of judgement was expecting rentboys to understand that, truth is, they've never supported a big club so they have no understanding of what makes a club truly big. Today they support a mediocre club that won the lottery, before that they supported Millwall, Fulham or West Ham, and they'll doubtless switch allegiances again once Roman inevitably gets bored of his shiny toy and tosses it away.

[Soup]

Todays Chelsea fans a clueless mongoloids. i would'nt bother.

[Jim MM]

Since they won fuck all this season, history is all they have themselves.

 

As for Lampard v Dalglish: 6 league championships, 1 FA Cup, 3 European Cups, 4 League Cups. That's just Kenny's playing career with Liverpool, you could add managerial honours and Scottish league/cups with Celtic if you really want to piss all over their chips.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

 

This fucking whopper is Chelsea in human form, soon be back to binman status

[razor]

Nod and smile. Repeat slowly through your smile, "Yes you have a point. Frank Lampard may be better than Kenny Dalglish at football."

 

Walk away from them. Don't look back.

[JohnnyH]

I think Lampard may, just, be a better player then Dalglish over 90 minutes, but then again, Dalglish is 60 now. Still would be a close run thing though.

[sparta7]

you had me going for a sec there Johnny till I got to the end of the sentence

[Antynwa]

I actually had a fantastic conversation with a proper Chelsea fan, skinhead and all on holiday one year. Proper cockney.

 

A bunch of us where sitting down to watch England play, didn't know any of them like. Then Crouch came on and he got booed on, can't remember what game it was.

 

Anyway, this Chelsea fan turns around and goes 'SHAT AP' so I said, 'Nice one mate, why the fuck they're booing Crouch I'll never know'

 

We had a civil conversation about football, we both concluded Gary Neville was a 'Fackin Cant' and then went our separate ways.

[Get Carter]

You should have answered that Lampards better than Dalglish remark with

 

"Lampards not better than Gerrard never mind Dalglish"

[chrisbrand]

You should have answered that Lampards better than Dalglish remark with

 

"Lampards not better than Gerrard never mind Dalglish"

 

Did point that out...

 

Didn't work. They think Lampard's better than Gerrard too!

[Carra_is_legend]

I actually had a fantastic conversation with a proper Chelsea fan, skinhead and all on holiday one year. Proper cockney.

 

A bunch of us where sitting down to watch England play, didn't know any of them like. Then Crouch came on and he got booed on, can't remember what game it was.

 

Anyway, this Chelsea fan turns around and goes 'SHAT AP' so I said, 'Nice one mate, why the fuck they're booing Crouch I'll never know'

 

We had a civil conversation about football, we both concluded Gary Neville was a 'Fackin Cant' and then went our separate ways.

 

Tell the truth, Ant. You woke up with him in the same bed didn't you? ;)

[ben48]

I always say "Roy Bentley" (captain of their 1956 title side) to them, when the puzzled look has gone i just say, your not a chelsea supporter. That usually fucks `em.

[waddy78]

you should have just poked him in the eye,kicked him in the bollocks then left smiling uncontrollably....Or just told him he didnt know what the fuck he was talking about depends on the type of person you are really!!.

[Captain]

I always say "Roy Bentley" (captain of their 1956 title side) to them, when the puzzled look has gone i just say, your not a chelsea supporter. That usually fucks `em.

 

Good angle of attack, although I must admit I don't know who captained our 1956 'side.

[Strontium]

Good angle of attack, although I must admit I don't know who captained our 1956 'side.

 

 

Actually, it was Billy Liddell.

[s(k)aturation]

I know one nice, knowledgeable, fair-minded Chelsea fan.

 

OK, maybe one-and-a-half at a stretch... a bloke I work with is also a dedicated Chelsea fan but unfortunately a champagne socialist to boot... so his socialist theory tends to get cuntingly annoying and hypocritical when he's on about equality and Karl Marx etc one minute and then flooding the room with jizz when he reads about the latest whore Abramovich has splashed 50 million out for.

[wevegot5]

Chelsea fan i know despairs of most that go to the game nowadays. Old school supporter who went when they were getting 10,000 .

 

Give him his due, backed me up on more than a few occasions in stupid arguements when clueless Chelsea fans have tried to make twats of themselves with absolute bollocks statements.

 

Said he'd given up when he went to a game once, a Yank on the phone behind him saying how he was gutted he was there, because the bank he worked for couldn't get him tickets for Old Trafford so had to go to Chelsea instead. Said it had summed up pretty much what was wrong with a lot at Stamford Bridge

[njackets]

I always ask them who Matthew Harding is that always fucks them up, one die hard was there before all the money Chelsea fan from Warminster who goes the match told me it was a stand, couldn't tell me who he was though that's as close as anyone's got.