Shrek effectively hands in transfer request

[Malarkey]

It's great now that we've been taken over and it's not our players being linked with moving away.

[murphy]

Couldn't give a fuck. We have just been humiliated by the shite

[Brownie]

He's a fucking great player is Rooney. Over-rated without a shadow of a doubt, but still a cracking player. He'd be a brilliant signing for anyone.

[Trumo]

It's great now that we've been taken over and it's not our players being linked with moving away.

 

Be even greater if our players could be linked with free-flowing, entertaining attacking football that creates a deluge of chances and a glut of goals. Although under the current manager, the moving away bit could still apply.

[Monster Masch]

Seen a rumour on Twitter that NESV are preparing a £50M Rooney deal.

 

Haha.

 

All emphasis on rumour.

[Monster Masch]

All the papers are running it.

[G Richards]

I would have Rooney at Anfield in a shot. But for multiple reasons it won't happen. I could see him going to Man City. He is a home bod by nature, and he won't want to be too far away from his roots. Citeh have the dosh, and he has already shown that he doesn't care about moving, even if it will upset people. 'Once a blue always a blue...'

 

His sale should cover part of this year's financial losses at Man Utd.

[Guest davelfc]

I would have Rooney at Anfield in a shot. But for multiple reasons it won't happen.

 

We have too many donkeys for shrek.

[Malarkey]

All the papers are running it.

 

I think that's fucking brilliant if I'm being honest.

[RobbieOR]

He won't leave in the end. Can't see Slur wanting rid.

 

Was a rumour going round in Manchester today that he's been told to find a new club, but it's probably all bollocks.

 

Ferguson might not want rid of him, but The glazers wouldnt turn their noses up at 70 million.

[loadsoftrophies]

I would have Rooney at Anfield in a shot. But for multiple reasons it won't happen. I could see him going to Man City. He is a home bod by nature, and he won't want to be too far away from his roots. Citeh have the dosh, and he has already shown that he doesn't care about moving, even if it will upset people. 'Once a blue always a blue...'

 

His sale should cover part of this year's financial losses at Man Utd.

 

500,000 a week if he goes to City is being said.

[RobbieOR]

I think that's fucking brilliant if I'm being honest.

 

Aye, with a bit of luck the media will stay off our backs for a while and run this for ages.

[George Costanza]

He won't go to City.

 

Could only see him going to Barca or Madrid.

 

edit - actually thinking about it Tevez has already paved the way for a possible move. Surely would only be for the money & maybe spite.

[Guest Captain Jonjo]

Shame, he's the most overrated player in the history of the universe.

 

Quoted for truth.

 

and im just saying that cos his evrtonian and manure player, but he is genuinely overrated.

[Faustus]

If he goes to City I'll show my arse in Burton's window.

[Monster Masch]

I really can't see him leaving England.

[dennis tooth]

I think that's fucking brilliant if I'm being honest.

 

It might have been had we been in any sort of position to capitalise on the fallout and bring home number 19....

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

I couldn't give a fuck.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

I think Pisshead is losing the plot you know.

[harryo63]

It's great now that we've been taken over and it's not our players being linked with moving away.

 

nobody wants our players

[torahboy]

Let our new owners show both their commitment and their spending power by bringing this lust fevered and sexually indiscriminate, but hugely talented, football chimp to the ape island upon which our current team seem to dwell. Otherwise, fuck him and the branch he swung in on on.

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

I think Pisshead is losing the plot you know.

 

We are seeing the end of an era. He's had a fabulous 2 decades, has to come to an end sometime, like it did with us.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

I'm not going as far as to write the Mancs off, I'll never do that again after 2006 when they won the league in spite of being remarkably mediocre.

 

But Pisshead seems vulnerable. He's getting barracked by all comers over the not speaking to the BBC thing, and he's losing a lot of his own fans because he won't speak out against the owners, even though it's clear they're crippling the club. They seem to be having a right struggle at the moment with results and it's becoming increasingly evident that he's upset his marquee player. Again.

 

He's not had the same aura of invincibility since he upset the whole of the media following the Alan Wiley fiasco last year. He really seems to be slipping. Not so much the team, but him.

[TedUni]

I hope this aint fucking true!

[chauncey]

He'll sign a new contract. Play abroad? The spud-faced grannyshagger is to language acquisition what Ian McCulloch is to victims of rape.