Shit films you've switched off after half an hour.

[Redder Lurtz]

If I put together all of the half hours I'd spent watching the first half hours of shit films I could probably find enough time to get a part time job, save up the cash, get myself a movie making qualification of some kind and make a decent fucking movie.

 

Smokin' Aces in the latest one on the list. What a pile of nonsensical wank. The turd that is the cherry on the icing of spew on this rancid, directionless, shallow, cliché sodden nonentity of a film is Ben fucking Affleck "acting" as a hardcase bail bond agent. I've pushed out harder turds than Ben Affleck will ever be. Worrawanker.

 

A couple off the top of my head are Tropic fucking Thunder and, only last week, Soloman Kane. I can't believe some people actually enjoy such complete and utter guff.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The last Indiana Jones effort. Loved the previous ones in the series, but this was just silly. If i'm honest, I'd say it lasted 15 minutes maximum.

[Mendoza]

I switched off The Fountain after 30 minutes as i was literally falling asleep.

[RedKnight]

I never switch off a bad movie, only when you've seen utter tripe can you see how good some movies are. Except horror films, which I don't like unless they have zombies or vampires in them. Slasher flicks are not on my radar.

[Crispy Duck]

Ben Dover - Bottoms Up!

[Byrnie]

Don't watch many films, but I was really looking forward to watching Alexander. I couldn't turn it off as it was in the cinema, I did leave after a half hour though.

[TheResonator]

'It's all about the Benjamins' : terrible film with a guy in it who was the most infuriating character I can recall ever seeing in a film. Was supposed to be funny annoying. Was just annoying.

 

Starship Troopers 2 : Not only a hideous sequel, but a hideous sequel to a quality (alright, fun) original. No Denise Richards, shit special effects, and a poor plot meant that this one got switched off after about twenty.

[Bernard Diomede]

The invention of lying with gervais in. Embarrasingly bad

[grazywalker]

Smokin Aces 2 . To be fair I deserved it just for starting to watch it .

[VladimirIlyich]

Tried to watch The Boondock Saints the other day and lasted less than half an hour.

Couldnt believe it wasnt billed as a 'comedy' because it was laughable.

[LFC Brian]

The only film I can remember doing that with is the Grudge , what a load of shite

[Medazza]

The road. Boring as fuck.

[Thants]

I don't tend to rent shit movies but two I've switched off in the last couple of years were:

1) Defiance (Daniel Craig), shit accents and a really slow and dull story

2) Coraline. I didn't like the animation style (although I usually love stop motion).

[Whollier]

<<I don't tend to rent shit movies>>

 

I love that bit. You're lucky. My local video store doesn't have a ''Shit Movies'' section, so I don't know which they are.

 

I seem to rent them all the time.

[Thants]

<<I don't tend to rent shit movies>>

 

I love that bit. You're lucky. My local video store doesn't have a ''Shit Movies'' section, so I don't know which they are.

 

I seem to rent them all the time.

 

Maybe if you do a bit more research on directors, actors, producers, script writers and reading reviews you'll know where the "Shit Movies" section is.

 

Welcome to the board.

[Whollier]

Thanks, I think I'll take your advice in future. It's not the waste of money I resent, it's the lost time which could have been better spent looking out the window, or being sick in the toilet.

[Duff Man]

Solomon Kane was really, really bad. I gave it about an hour before fucking it off.

 

Left the cinema early when watching Where The Wild Things Are. Not sure how long as I was there as time seemed to stand still I was that bored.

 

Don't Mess With The Zohan is the clear winner though. The opening scene was enough to let me know it was going to be some seriously abysmal shit.

[cochyn]

The DaVinci Code. Fucking banal-as-fuck one-dimensional thriller-by-numbers thinking it's clever: "OMG! this is all so TENSE. Oooooh, how's this for TAUGHT?! Check out Tom Hanks's face, he's so tense!!!" Fuck off. Bored me silly.

[Irishlad]

Tried to watch The Boondock Saints the other day and lasted less than half an hour.

Couldnt believe it wasnt billed as a 'comedy' because it was laughable.

 

I take it you're on about the sequel? The first one is quality but the second is a bit laughable alright.

[cochyn]

Just thought of another: 'The Tao of Steve'. I defy anyone other than Steve, Steve's mother his agent and his fucking dog to sit through such a self-indulgent turgid waste of everything.

[Johnni]

I never switch off a bad movie, only when you've seen utter tripe can you see how good some movies are. Except horror films, which I don't like unless they have zombies or vampires in them. Slasher flicks are not on my radar.

 

Same here. I rarely switch off a film i hate and watch it through all the way as. Last time i did was Pirates of the Carribbean 3 where i didnt bother watching the last 40 mins or so but cant remember a film before that.

I guess i always think it will come good and that i might miss out on a great film. Most films i think will be shit like slasher films which i hate i never watch in the first place.

[captainharris]

Life Aquatic

[cochcaer]

Rancid Aluminium.

 

This year Clash of the Titans would have to be the biggest load of shite.

[Red Phoenix]

Turned Surrogates off about halfway through I think. Don't know if it's actually shit or not but I've not gone back to watch it.

[manwiththestick]

Van Helsing

The Saint

Ghost Rider

Spiderman 3

 

All these on premise could have been alright but turned into complete turdfests.