Koptalk is claiming Purslow is preparing to travel to South Africa

[waddy78]

Dunc you really are a cock sucking lard arse

[Kopite Pete]

In your neg you will find a detailed answer to your original question.

 

Hamstrung, your one liners do amuse me. :drool:

[stringvest]

Not true, he was stitched up.

 

Was that after the gastric band failed to quell his enormous intake of pies?

[The Special One]

Why are people still reading and mentioning this complete bag of turd?

[Uncle_Meat]

K*ptalk. It's like Scientology but with more pies.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

hopfullt that fat fuck can visit one of the townships when the world cups over

 

Fuck that, he'd eat them out of house and home and bore the poor sods to death. I'm surprised he ain't using his green screen with a backdrop of the Soccer city & Ellis park stadium to do his reporting.

[Uncle_Meat]

A stern poke in the eyes,

Will stop those sayers pies,

From sliding down his throat.

 

Another well aimed punch,

will rid him of his lunch,

the fuck-faced fat-arsed scrote.

 

 

Sing to the tune of "There's a moose loose aboot this hoose". I think it fits perfectly, a bit like a Fray Bentos down Duncs flabby neck.