Instant cunt identifiers

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mate of mine sometimes meets up with a bunch of Dutch hipsters to see gigs. Most of them are alright but there are a couple of them who always turn their nose up at perfectly good quality beer that has been made the same way for centuries in favour of whatever this month's fashionable USA IPA in a daft bottle is. They also have terrible taste in bars, music, clothes and shit beards.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On the topic of craft beer, Brewdog Punk IPA is revolting stuff.

I'm glad to hear that.

 

So far, I've refused to try it just because the name is so wanky.

[lifetime fan]

Brewdog aint that special at all.

 

Although their red apple somerset cider is quite drinkable.

[cloggypop]

I'm glad to hear that.

 

So far, I've refused to try it just because the name is so wanky.

It's quite nice, if you like grapefruit juice.

[Jose Jones]

Anyone who uses a phrase such as "latte sipping liberals".

[General Dryness]

Anyone who uses a phrase such as "latte sipping liberals".

Yeah things like that have always made me wonder what someones choice of drink has to do with their political alignment.

 

Bloody schnapps glugging fascists.

[Jose Jones]

"The Chardonnay-drinking classes" is another one.

Normally uttered by complete cunts.

[magicrat]

"The Chardonnay-drinking classes" is another one.

Normally uttered by complete cunts.

Quite like a cold glass of Chablis. There again i'm probably a cunt

[Remmie]

I'll always sneer at Carling drinkers. It's not beer. If that makes me a cunt then it's fanny batter all round.

[Remmie]

I remember when I first started drinking, calculating whether you got more alcohol for your money drinking premium beer or piss water. Premium worked out as marginally more alcohol and had the benefit of tasting decent so never looked back.

 

Nowadays there are so many options I don't know how piss water still sells, does anyone think I could murder a pint of Carling?

[General Dryness]

does anyone think I could murder a pint of Carling?

Not sure Rem, I've heard you're a bit of a lightweight.

 

How long are you allowed to take to finish it?

[Kevin D]

Using the word "delicious" to describe anything, other than food.

[Mook]

Using the word "delicious" to describe anything, other than food.

 

Agreed, people who use the word 'funky' to describe anything that isn't funky music is another one.

 

"Ooh that's a funky wardrobe."

 

Cunt.

[General Dryness]

People who drive old cars, like old beetles and minis because they're just so retro. They pay a fucking fortune for them as well, so it's fuck all to do with not being able to afford anything newer.

 

It's amazing how cool I think these cunts aren't when I'm sat behind them doing 80kmh in 100kmh zone because their tin fucking can of cunt won't go any faster. But ooh isn't it so kitsch.

 

I hope you drive it into a something fucking concrete. Then you'll wish you'd bought something with airbags and crumple zones. You fucking spastic.

[Elysian Red]

Using the word "delicious" to describe anything, other than food.

 

Using the word "delish" when describing food.

[Bjornebye]

Agreed, people who use the word 'funky' to describe anything that isn't funky music is another one.

 

"Ooh that's a funky wardrobe."

 

Cunt.

"Ooh smells funky in here"

 

"Its the rotting corpse of the last cunt who called something other than music "funky". Now do like Huey Lewis & The News?"

[Alan Sex]

Haha I accidentally bought 4 cans of tennents super in a rush before I got on a train from inverkeithing to plymouth. Long time to be stuck on a train feeling like I did

[Harry Squatter]

People who make out they are too busy all the time. Usually self important twats who look for things to make themselves busy rather than it happening to them naturally.

[Stu Monty]

Using the word "delicious" to describe anything, other than food.

 

Are we allowed to still use it for top levels of irony?

[magicrat]

Using the word "delish" when describing food.

Add the word "tasty" to that. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

People who say things.

[Jairzinho]

People who don't say anything.

[Mook]

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[Captain Turdseye]

People who don't say anything.

Still going on about the lack of a birthday thread? Give it a rest, man.

 

Happy birthday for the other day.

[General Dryness]

Add the word "tasty" to that.

Yeah, bit danny dyer that. In the same ballpark as pwopah nawty.