Favourite Quotes from the Simpsons

[Gimmeesumtruth]

A robber dressed as a clown had robbed a store.

 

At the I.D.parade the Police Chief says "Send in the Clowns!"

[Chippy]

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[Paulie Dangerously]

I didn't say 'zork'

[Pony Princess]

Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels!

 

Announcer #2: Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with

the crowd for... for some kind of sanity.

 

Announcer #1: Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey

unconscious.

 

Announcer #2: Wow. This is uh... This is a black day for baseball.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Border Guard 1: Did he have a passport?

 

Border Guard 2: He did...to my heart!

[Em City]

Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels!

 

Announcer #2: Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with

the crowd for... for some kind of sanity.

 

Announcer #1: Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey

unconscious.

 

Announcer #2: Wow. This is uh... This is a black day for baseball.

 

 

Bart: Everyone just saw your pretzels knock out Whitey Ford.

 

Homer: You can call them 'Whitey Whackers'.

[md1892]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Maybe you all are homosexuals too

[Paulie Dangerously]

Maybe you all are homosexuals too

 

That is the joke

[Paulie Dangerously]

Drill Sergeant: Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.

 

Homer: I like you.

 

Drill Sergeant: Well, I don't like you.

 

Homer: Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better.

[Kevin D]

Lisa: If they really are witches, then why don't they use their powers to escape?

Homer: [suspiciously]That sounds like witch talk to me, Lisa!

 

Faultless logic.

[Philbert]

Homer Simpson: Why haven't you thrown that bum out?

Marge Simpson: Christian charity.

Homer Simpson: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with it?

[Kevin D]

Mr. Burns: I'll keep it short and sweet: Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business

[SammyAftershave]

[Sparky]

A few of you might be interested in watching this when you've got a spare 80 minutes, Conan O'Brien chatting with four of the original Simpsons writers. Good stuff.

 

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[Kevin D]

Enjoyed that. I would have liked to see more structure, though, just so we could get answers about their individual favourite episodes, favourite quotes, etc, but it was good. I would kill more babies than Herod for a chance to have worked in the Simpsons writer room, when it was in its prime. One of the top two or three places in history I would choose to be, given the opportunity.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

I've done some things I ain't too proud of. And the things I am proud of are disgusting.

[RobbieOR]

"You are banned from this historical society, you and your children, and your children's children...for 3 months!"

[Trucker Paddy]

Al brooks playing salesman cowboy bob while homer tries to buy RV, brilliant

 

Cowboy Bob: running a credit check, presses `Enter' sirens wail and lights flash.

Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Bob: " You ever known a siren to be good? The only good siren is a dead siren"

[Paulie Dangerously]

Simpson's QOTD on twitter cracks me consistently up

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

'Testing'.

 

Bart Simpson Megaphon - Video

[Kevin D]

Barney: I'm just saying that when we die there's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.

Lisa: Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me.

Barney: No, I'm not.

[polymerpunkah]

Lisa, fully grasping the fundamentals of ice hockey:

 

Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way. Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face. Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard. Hack the bone! Hack the bone!

 

As a Canadian, one of my favourites.

[stringvest]

If any of you have Simpson-loving kids, and you're in the South, take them to this show by a chum of mine. It's more fun than it might sound...

 

Simpsons and their mathematical secrets

[Major Tom]

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