The world of a woman.

[Mel Wood]

Met a girl on holiday once and she was telling me how she didn't have a driving licence because she had failed the written part of the test four or five times - 'because it's really hard'...

I said 'But isn't it multiple choice?'

Her reply? 'No. You definitely have to take it'.

 

:wow:

[MokTheAfflicted]

A friend of mine was waiting for his pal outside Trinity College, Cambridge when a female American tourist alongside him wandered up to the porter and asked

"Is this building pre-war?" The porter apparently replied

"Madam, this building is Pre-America"

 

 

Dont you just love Americans

[old skool tom]

we were watching a film last night and ten minutes into my gf said "oh i'm completely lost now! whats happenning? whats it about?"

 

every time we watch a film its the same!

[odris]

Your bird sounds like she's about 10 with some of the stuff you have said.

[Unrighteous]

we were watching a film last night and ten minutes into my gf said "oh i'm completely lost now! whats happenning? whats it about?"

 

every time we watch a film its the same!

 

She's a woman. That's just how women are...

[old skool tom]

Your bird sounds like she's about 10 with some of the stuff you have said.

 

tell me about it! she's 30 this week.....god help her!...and me! hahaha

 

are most of them thick when it comes to basic common sense/knowledge or am i just an unlucky bastard? :wallbutt:

[odris]

I think this thread is evidence that most of them are thick.

[Johnni]

Me and my sister are signed up to Barclays online and each have one of those card readers to put your card in when you log on to enter your PIN.

She always points the card reader at her laptop cos the thinks that when she enters her PIN it needs to send a signal to her laptop.

She work in IT btw.

[old skool tom]

She's a woman. That's just how women are...

 

 

i hope your right otherwise i'm very unlucky ..........or completely thick myself and i'm just to dumb to realise it?

 

"and cue the smart arse replies"

[Unrighteous]

Women are like God's Mad Libs.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

[TheBitch]

Me and my sister are signed up to Barclays online and each have one of those card readers to put your card in when you log on to enter your PIN.

She always points the card reader at her laptop cos the thinks that when she enters her PIN it needs to send a signal to her laptop.

She work in IT btw.

 

 

Class.

[Juniper]

I've been having the most bizarre disagrement with my beloved today.

 

Watching a program about NASA this morning.

She suddenly started asking about the most recent space disaster. "you know, this woman going was going up, but she wasn't on her own...there was a man and a few other people going up with her....but the ship couldn't handle the trip and blew up"

 

I told her that this happened for challenger in 1986 and she must be confused with the discovery tragedy in 2003 (you'd think wouldn't you) but no, according to her it definatly did happen recently and she knew it happened...despite serveral google searches and wikipedia getting involved.

 

It's been brought up on several occasions today as she can't belive no one has mentioned it on the Internet.

[Juniper]

Double post

[Cliff T. Beast]

My mum once told me about a job goin in the Echo for binman. She said to me, "look at this craig, job for binmen. The money looks good and you only have to work on a wednesday."

[Herp McDerp]

Americans are brilliant when it comes to discussing foreign countries, particularly the UK.

 

When I was in Berlin Inter-railing with my mate, we met two Americans in a backpacker bar and we got talking about high school sororities and the need for people to be voted in.

 

We were asked "Do you know what a vote is?"

 

We replied "No" and then asked them "Is that like a democracy?"

 

"Sure it is. We got that in the US, Britain should adopt it"

 

We also managed to convince them that nobody in the North of the UK had indoor toilets, just a hole in the ground for every 10 people.

Americans are awesome. A skit off the chaser, those pricks who pulled the Osama stunt.

 

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[Stu Monty]

Americans are awesome. A skit off the chaser, those pricks who pulled the Osama stunt.

 

M1N351vzY-M

 

But you know they've had to spend a whole day getting laughed at by Americans that know they're talking shit though, right?

[RedinSweden]

But you know they've had to spend a whole day getting laughed at by Americans that know they're talking shit though, right?

 

A whole minute.

[Herp McDerp]

But you know they've had to spend a whole day getting laughed at by Americans that know they're talking shit though, right?

*sighs*

Yes Captain Obvious, I know.

Edited October 26, 2009 by Gowldilocks
Realised I'd just referred to a ranga as 'dad'. *Shudders*.

[Fowlers God]

Lady at work describing her dress new dress to her colleague.

 

Lady A- Oh you should see my new dress

Lady B- Whats it like

Lady A- A cocktail Dress

Lady B- I bet thats really small is it like cocktail saussages they are really small.

 

*shakes head*

[neko]

the wife bought a new toaster the other day (without my approval, i might add).

 

i was complaining that it took forever for the toast to brown. the next day when my toast burned to black char, i realized that she had turned the toasting setting up to high.

 

"i thought your toast would cook quicker" was her reply to the smoke alarm going off.

[The Special One]

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[Fowlers God]

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This really does not suprise me.

[yourma2000]

when I was watching a match me sister came in and asked what the score was, I said "it's one all" she then says "who to?"...... -.-

[Juniper]

Watching the F1 on Sunday

 

"What team does Abu Dhabi race for?"

 

(met her with a blank expression)

 

"He's famous isn't he?, why's he racing now?"