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The world of a woman.

Ezekiel 25:17

By Ezekiel 25:17,
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lifetime fan Grand Master

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She goes on rugby tour tomorrow and I get 5 days peace.

 

“You’re not watching the f**tball tonight are you. I thought you could cook a nice meal for us while I pack and we could have a shag and early night”.

 

Don’t think I’ll be getting that shag!

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She goes on rugby tour tomorrow and I get 5 days peace.

 

“You’re not watching the f**tball tonight are you. I thought you could cook a nice meal for us while I pack and we could have a shag and early night”.

 

Don’t think I’ll be getting that shag!

That's what half times are made for

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She goes on rugby tour tomorrow and I get 5 days peace.

 

“You’re not watching the f**tball tonight are you. I thought you could cook a nice meal for us while I pack and we could have a shag and early night”.

 

Don’t think I’ll be getting that shag!

Mowank instead.

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She goes on rugby tour tomorrow and I get 5 days peace.

 

“You’re not watching the f**tball tonight are you. I thought you could cook a nice meal for us while I pack and we could have a shag and early night”.

 

Don’t think I’ll be getting that shag!

Your missus is on a rugby tour?

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Hope shes a tricky winger not a prop or 2nd row. You'll get twatted.

 

Hahahaha

 

She’s actually very good. When we were first seeing each other I was taking the piss out of her, she told me if I didn’t stop she’d show me how good she was at tackling.

 

Of course that was red tag to a bull and I was even worse.

 

Out of nowhere she fucking smashed me and I couldn’t breathe for what felt like ages!

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Mook Grand Master

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I had to stay in to watch it last night because one of the kids had taken ill, 35 minutes into the game my mother in law pipes up, "Are Liverpool the ones in white?".

 

This is after me jumping about the living room like a fucking mental case for two minutes after both our goals.

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I just received an e-mail from someone with some confidential information, not intended for me. I mentioned it to my boss as I was deleting it...

 

"You'll have to cut your hands off & say you've never seen it."

 

WHAT?

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I just received an e-mail from someone with some confidential information, not intended for me. I mentioned it to my boss as I was deleting it...

 

"You'll have to cut your hands off & say you've never seen it."

 

WHAT?

For fuck sake mate, stop asking questions and cut your fucking hands off will you? There's sensitive information at stake.

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I just received an e-mail from someone with some confidential information, not intended for me. I mentioned it to my boss as I was deleting it...

 

"You'll have to cut your hands off & say you've never seen it."

 

WHAT?

Do you ever ask her to explain her turns of phrase?

 

If so, please wear a body camera.

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Mook Grand Master

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Do you ever ask her to explain her turns of phrase?

 

If so, please wear a body camera.

 

I sometimes repeat them back to her very slowly in the tone of a question but she doesn't seem to realise that she's talking bollocks for some reason.

 

I'm quite close to booting fuck out of her today to be honest, I'm in a stinking mood & she's not helping.

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