The world of a woman.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Central heating season is upon us. This thread usual peaks about now

[Furmedge]

Central heating season is upon us. This thread usual peaks about now

It's been on since 5am. I can see mirages.

[Captain Turdseye]

Central heating season is upon us. This thread usual peaks about now

Mine asked yesterday if it was time to switch it back on because she was cold. Here's an idea, babe. Let's try closing the back door and all of the upstairs windows first.

[Sweeney287]

Ours has been on in the morning all week. Still waiting for the evening session to kick in.

[Josef Svejk]

We had the central heating on before September arrived. Guess who thought that was necessary?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Ours was on this morning when I got in from the gym.  Sweated more eating my breakfast

 

We've got a smart meter which gives you a blue, green and red house symbol.  The second it goes below 20 degrees it's blue.  Lady D hasn't cottoned onto this yet but I can see the thing getting lashed shortly. 

[Harry Squatter]

Dropped my daughter off at school and it was pissing down so went and sat in the reception area by the main office because the class doors weren't open.

 

Some scruffy skanky bitch who had 3 kids in there was moaning that her kids had no coats on and it was pissing down. She was whingeing at the receptionist about the class doors being closed.

 

It had been pissing down for an hour before school time so any normal person would have given their kids a coat. Nope, not this stupid bitch.

[Sputnik1]

The easiest way to deal with global warming would be to burn women for electricity. Kill two birds with one stone, I mean us blokes wouldn’t ever bother with the central heating much. Who needs some Paris agreement when I’m solving this shit on my own.

 

Obviously I’m only joking and don’t condone burning the females, Christ the smell of burning fat wouldn’t be worth the overall savings.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Dropped my daughter off at school and it was pissing down so went and sat in the reception area by the main office because the class doors weren't open.

 

Some scruffy skanky bitch who had 3 kids in there was moaning that her kids had no coats on and it was pissing down. She was whingeing at the receptionist about the class doors being closed.

 

It had been pissing down for an hour before school time so any normal person would have given their kids a coat. Nope, not this stupid bitch.

 

I occasionally forget to lift my daughters coat (we usually keep on in the car, and sometimes this backup plan has vanished too) but I wouldn't dream of highlighting my ineptitude by attempting to have a go at someone else.

[Sputnik1]

I occasionally forget to lift my daughters coat (we usually keep on in the car, and sometimes this backup plan has vanished too) but I wouldn't dream of highlighting my ineptitude by attempting to have a go at someone else.

World of a woman summed up right there at the end of your post.

[Karl_b]

Are all women's cars a complete tip? I don't own a car so I've gotten up early this morning so I can drop her bad self off at work so I can have her car to run some errands. I've had to empty the boot of junk first, there are bottles and rubbish all over and it hasn't been hoovered in months.

 

"Well you could clean it if you get chance on your day off."

 

Or, I could get all of my jobs done, including the ones you've left me for the house and you could clean it yourself?

[Jose Jones]

Karl_b, on 15 Sept 2017 - 4:03 PM, said:

 

Are all women's cars a complete tip? I don't own a car so I've gotten up early this morning so I can drop her bad self off at work so I can have her car to run some errands. I've had to empty the boot of junk first, there are bottles and rubbish all over and it hasn't been hoovered in months.

 

"Well you could clean it if you get chance on your day off."

 

Or, I could get all of my jobs done, including the ones you've left me for the house and you could clean it yourself?

I have a car with work these days, so I use it 3 or 4 days a week, plus we use it on the weekend. I fill it up with petrol as required and keep it tidy then clean it every now and again.

We kept our old car because we couldn't sell it for any money and the wife uses it on odd occasions, mostly to take the kids to school once or twice a week. It is a complete and utter disgrace of a mess, and if I ever have the misfortune to drive it, the petrol light is always on. I am ignoring cleaning or tidying it out of principle. There'll be new lifeforms evolving in there soon.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Are all women's cars a complete tip? I don't own a car so I've gotten up early this morning so I can drop her bad self off at work so I can have her car to run some errands. I've had to empty the boot of junk first, there are bottles and rubbish all over and it hasn't been hoovered in months.

 

"Well you could clean it if you get chance on your day off."

 

Or, I could get all of my jobs done, including the ones you've left me for the house and you could clean it yourself?

 

We share 2 cars and both are a tip with breakfast bar wrappers, empty water bottles etc.  I don't eat in the car and rarely drink, and if I do I take my bottle or can with me. 

[Trumo]

Are all women's cars a complete tip? I don't own a car so I've gotten up early this morning so I can drop her bad self off at work so I can have her car to run some errands. I've had to empty the boot of junk first, there are bottles and rubbish all over and it hasn't been hoovered in months.

 

"Well you could clean it if you get chance on your day off."

 

Or, I could get all of my jobs done, including the ones you've left me for the house and you could clean it yourself?

 

You never see a woman eat a granola bar, and yet they'll always have one amongst the other junk in their car. Must be saving it for the coming apocalypse.

[Beno]

We have 2 cars and mine very rarely needs tidying as if I have anything in it I'll take it with me when getting out. Hers on the other hand is a complete shit tip. Half full bottles of coke or water, more hair than in shaggy dogs basket, breakfast biscuits, porridge pots, make up, hairbrushes, about a tenner worth of plastic shopping bags(cos she never re-use them) and for some reason loads of leaves and grass. Wouldn't mind but she doesn't really use it loads.

Can't figure out why they are so blind to the shit state of their car but moan like fuck if you so much as leave a cup lying around the house.

[Harry Squatter]

Been off with the kids all week while she is away. Place is tidy, kids never late for school, uniforms sorted, washing done, fed well every night, even took my son to a hospital appointment. Fucking doddle.

 

Normally i come home to a fucking shit tip. Most mornings the kids are rushed out the house with a minute to spare. Always say she never has time to tidy the house.

[Trumo]

We have 2 cars and mine very rarely needs tidying as if I have anything in it I'll take it with me when getting out. Hers on the other hand is a complete shit tip. Half full bottles of coke or water, more hair than in shaggy dogs basket, breakfast biscuits, porridge pots, make up, hairbrushes, about a tenner worth of plastic shopping bags(cos she never re-use them) and for some reason loads of leaves and grass. Wouldn't mind but she doesn't really use it loads.

Can't figure out why they are so blind to the shit state of their car but moan like fuck if you so much as leave a cup lying around the house.

 

Sounds like a mobile dogging B&B. Just saying.

[Rico1304]

We are giving away one of our car seats to some friends. So to save them buying a car seat we are having to buy a new car seat. Woman's logic.

[Harry Squatter]

They will come up with any excuse to spend money. They love it.

[Rico1304]

They will come up with any excuse to spend money. They love it.

She's not talking to me as I've pointed out we are spending money to save money for a couple who are loaded.

[Harry Squatter]

My Mrs mates are loaded but are proper ming bags when it suits them. They spend a fortune on themselves yet never let her forget even if she's been bought a coffee at Starbucks 2 weeks ago.

 

They are coming back off holiday but have been let down over a lift from the airport. I told them my mate would pick them up from Manchester airport in his minivan for 65 quid yet both had said no because they think it's a rip off despite spending shitloads of cash on holiday. So they are getting the train. For 15 quid each rather than being dropped off at their doors for about a fiver each more.

[lifetime fan]

She's not talking to me as I've pointed out we are spending money to save money for a couple who are loaded.

 

 

But isn't that because of last weekend?

[lifetime fan]

She's kicking off because someone has 'stolen' her sports bra off the washing line.

 

"It's the most expensive bra I have and it's ugly, they could have at least stolen one of my sexy ones".

[Harry Squatter]

Does anyone else's bird kick off when you put their underwater on the washing line because people "might see what underwear I have".

[Rico1304]

But isn't that because of last weekend?

Flowers and a meal sorted that.