What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yer ma on toast.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The secret to a good cooked breakfast is to make sure that Kay is not allowed within a million fucking miles of a kitchen.

 

[TheHowieLama]

Haysus -  look at those piles of beans!!!

[General Dryness]

To be fair, if Kay is bringing you your breakfast you've probably eaten worse things.

[Fugitive]

The only thing more disturbing than that pile of shite on a plate is the comments on YouTube. People are praising the lard loving monster.

 

She's worse than Hitler.

[Dr Nowt]

Ozzy's let himself go.

[Bjornebye]

The secret to a good cooked breakfast is to make sure that Kay is not allowed within a million fucking miles of a kitchen.

 

 

 

Kay is a fat fucking slag 

[Captain Turdseye]

Fucking hell.

 

Let me say that again.

 

Fucking hell.

 

What was that beeping sound in the background? Was it her smoke alarm or just the noise she makes when she walks backwards?

 

FUCKING HELL.

[PestiRed]

 

 

I cried when I saw this

[PestiRed]

 

Jesus H Christ

[Dr Nowt]

Her pea and ham soup looks flashback-inducing.

 

Don't look Pesti, for fuck's sake. Save yourself.

[Bjornebye]

Run to the hills lads 

[PestiRed]

I liked the comment advising her that it is possible to buy beans without sausages in them. Because that is what is wrong with her fish pie

[Curly]

The secret to a good cooked breakfast is to make sure that Kay is not allowed within a million fucking miles of a kitchen.

 

Hahaha. That's fucking brilliant.

[Captain Turdseye]

I liked the comment advising her that it is possible to buy beans without sausages in them. Because that is what is wrong with her fish pie

I thought I'd go on YouTube and see the comments but I got distracted by the video titles which are amazing.

 

A Crisp Sandwich

Bag Rice Without The Bag

Bean Burgers Gone Wrong

I Did A Steak

Think It's Broth

Eggs Medoly

Bar BQ Wings

Not Quite Chicken Nuggets

A Stir Fry For A Dog

Bacon & Frazzle Sandwich

It All Went Wrong

Had A Go At Fajita

Beef Dripping My Way

Bacon Sandwich & Skips

Nearly A Lamb Curry

[PestiRed]

The steak and chips video has finished me. It's not well done, it's burnt to buggery

 

She actually seems like a nice person but she shouldn't be allowed within a mile of a kitchen. God knows how her son got to that size

[Dr Nowt]

I thought I'd go on YouTube and see the comments but I got distracted by the video titles which are amazing.

 

A Crisp Sandwich

Bag Rice Without The Bag

Bean Burgers Gone Wrong

I Did A Steak

Think It's Broth

Eggs Medoly

Bar BQ Wings

Not Quite Chicken Nuggets

A Stir Fry For A Dog

Bacon & Frazzle Sandwich

It All Went Wrong

Had A Go At Fajita

Beef Dripping My Way

Bacon Sandwich & Skips

Nearly A Lamb Curry

Hahaha. A stir fry for a dog.

[PestiRed]

Her son has a channel of him singing. I am getting obsessed with this family - I think I need to track them down

 

[Curly]

Those videos are fucking great. Crying laughing at them.

 

"It says to oven these fish fingers kay"

"Nooor, get em int pan and we will fry them in spray"

[easytoslip]

Cheese on toast with beans on top , maybe a sausage or two. Kedgeree is the one

[easytoslip]

Poached eggs on cheese on toast is even better.

That sounds great.

[TheBitch]

The secret to a good cooked breakfast is to make sure that Kay is not allowed within a million fucking miles of a kitchen.

 

 

At 1:30 I got really angry at the state of the tiling to the left of the frying pan.

[Bjornebye]

That sounds great.

 

 

Yes it does. I'm having that later I think. God I miss Tony. 

[cloggypop]

Yes it does. I'm having that later I think. God I miss Tony.

Have some custard creams for afters

[Dr Nowt]

Have some custard creams for afters

 

Funny you should say that. Had some custard creams with a cup of tea earlier and thought of Tony.