Noel Gallagher quits Oasis

[Scott_M]

I think his new album is alright. Better than I thought it'd be.

[The Midnight Rambler]

Dunno what to make of Noel’s new tune? It’s like a really camp ABBA song.

[VladimirIlyich]

fudge > toffee

Yep.

[Juniper]

You wouldn't see Noel crowdsurfing to The Foo Fighters.

 

[Pureblood]

Tofu has no real taste of it's own, does it?

 

It did in the 80s.

[Strontium]

Tofu has no real taste of it's own, does it?

 

I can't be arsed with stuff like that.

People say so, but I find it has an eggy, nutty taste, with the texture of a firm omelette.

[Tony Moanero]

It did in the 80s.

 

 

Ha ha

 

I'd never heard of Tofu in the 80s.

[Bjornebye]

You wouldn't see Noel crowdsurfing to The Foo Fighters.

 

 

 

Pissed myself when I saw that. Funny bastard.

 

Tofu tastes like what I imagine a teabag dipped in foot sweat would taste like. 

[Dave D]

People say so, but I find it has an eggy, nutty taste, with the texture of a firm omelette.

 

[The Golden Eel]

I like a bit of tofu once a month or so, marinaded in a way mentioned by "Clarence" on another thread, bit of peri peri hummus on the side, a corn on the cob and a few wedges... Job's a good 'un

[Scott_M]

I don’t think it deserves this & especially not at that price:

 

[Tony Moanero]

I don’t think it deserves this & especially not at that price:

 

 

 

£46.09 on Amazon. Still expensive though.

[Ian Sea]

Noel has surpassed himself in the plagiarism stakes with his new single; it sounds like Bryan Ferry, the Steroephonics and Ricky Martin all within the first minute.

[Bjornebye]

Noel has surpassed himself in the plagiarism stakes with his new single; it sounds like Bryan Ferry, the Steroephonics and Ricky Martin all within the first minute.

 

 

Its a bit nuts first listen like. Ive preferred his solo stuff to pretty much anything he has done since the 90's bar a few songs on the later Oasis albums. He has been fucking boss to be fair. Bit worried about this one if his heads finally disappeared up his arse. he is an idol of mine but he could get this drastically wrong. He has wanted to do a psychedelic weird album for ages but swerved the amorphous androgynous once he realised they were expecting him to make an album for them not them help him. It will be interesting and I guess funny as fuck if Liams album outsells his (which so far isn't going so bad for Liam)

[Elite]

Pretty sure Noel is on this weeks Graham Norton. Their mum will be on the week later at this rate.

[Lee909]

£46.09 on Amazon. Still expensive though.

Think thats bad the George Harrison one im getting once the holidays paid for is £300. It is his whole solo career on vinyl mind. Cant wait to get it and its hologram front cover

 

https://youtu.be/Jy4zAUFME0w

[TheBitch]

Tofu on a Noel Gallagher thread; only on here.

[Joe Strummer]

Noel has surpassed himself in the plagiarism stakes with his new single; it sounds like Bryan Ferry, the Steroephonics and Ricky Martin all within the first minute.

Pretty accurate description that mate.

[Scott_M]

I think Noel’s album is going to finally prove he’s nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is.

 

https://youtu.be/3KrS1TXmQzI

 

That is dreadful.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Sounds like a theme tune for something those bell ends dick and dom would be in.

[joeyk]

I think Noel’s album is going to finally prove he’s nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is.

 

https://youtu.be/3KrS1TXmQzI

 

That is dreadful.

I like it.

[cloggypop]

Sounds like Mud ripping off Plastic Bertrand to me.

[VladimirIlyich]

Sounds like Mud ripping off Plastic Bertrand to me.

Sounds like Plastic Bertrand ripping mud off his cock.

[razor]

Sounds like Mud ripping off Plastic Bertrand to me.

 

That description actually made me click on it.  And you're right, it does.  It's just missing the high pitched "ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo".  Which is actually the best bit.

[Scott_M]

Ive just seen it compared to She Bangs by Ricky Martin.