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Becky Mantin


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Warm front.

Wet down south.

Icy up north.

Beware of flooding.

Sudden cold snaps.

Muggy in the Highlands.

Sudden showers expected.

Prolonged hot sticky spells leading to a cloudy hazy period where all is calm.

 

That sort of thing.

 

EDIT: On BBC East Midlands we have to make do with a fella called Des, who always seems to be doing The Robot.

 

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And at the other end of the meteorological spectrum....

 

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"And with pockets of brighter weather on their way, can I request that all the lovely ladies wear smaller tops for me? Feelin' my love, ladies? I'ma feelin' it, too."

 

(Checks earpiece)

 

"What's that, Bill? No, no I wasn't! I was checking my loose change!"

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And at the other end of the meteorological spectrum....

 

Francis_Wilson_W_L.jpg

 

"And with pockets of brighter weather on their way, can I request that all the lovely ladies wear smaller tops for me? Feelin' my love, ladies? I'ma feelin' it, too."

 

(Checks earpiece)

 

"What's that, Bill? No, no I wasn't! I was checking my loose change!"

 

He's the one with the dodgy brown suits that always clash with Dorset. The creepy Creditexpert-looking motherfucker.

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And at the other end of the meteorological spectrum....

 

Francis_Wilson_W_L.jpg

 

"And with pockets of brighter weather on their way, can I request that all the lovely ladies wear smaller tops for me? Feelin' my love, ladies? I'ma feelin' it, too."

 

(Checks earpiece)

 

"What's that, Bill? No, no I wasn't! I was checking my loose change!"

 

I buzz off him, he's actually quite insane.

 

"It's going to be a grey day, so you might want to stay in, maybe make a cup of tea, watch the golf. Or not, as the case may be, if you don't like golf, maybe you could go out for a bit and get some air, air's always nice."

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