TLW Inaugural Paintball Shootout

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Sunday 12th October

Paintballzone Kirkby

 

International week, so it doesn't clash with anything imporantant

 

£20=Gun & Gas, camo gear, bbq lunch +200 paint balls and then £6.99 per 100 paint balls

 

OR

 

£35=Gun & Gas, camo gear, bbq lunch +500 paint balls and then £5 per 100 paint balls

 

Anyway, I'm taking a load of people anyway so I thought I'd open it out to the the good ship TLW.

 

If you done it before, you don't need me to sell it to you, if you haven't, then your missing out, big time.

 

One of the best days out you can have.

 

And yes, it does hurt like fuck.

 

If your interested, make yourself known.

*Open to everyone(ish, depending on whether I like you or not)

[Nick Leeson]

oooh I hope Lance is back for this one, if so then count me in!

[discuit]

can I get drunk?

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

can I get drunk?

 

 

It's permitted, nay, recommended the smuggle a hip flask in.

 

And a cigar that would make Hannibal blush.

 

Seriously though, the plan is to get absolutely twatted upon completion of said paintballing.

 

Christ knows you'd need one, it's a 7 hour day.

 

Oh and as squad members of the TLW Corinthians, you are obliged to show up, only the death in your immediate family is sufficient excuse for not turning up.

[Stouffer]

You bastards.

 

*considers repurcussions of cancelling honeymoon*

 

You bastards.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

You bastards.

 

*considers repurcussions of cancelling honeymoon*

 

You bastards.

 

Your getting married in September/October?

 

Congrats fella

 

And good luck

[dave u]

I'm in.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

I'm in.

 

I know, baby, you'd dig it the most

 

16 acres of fucking madness

[discuit]

I've done this before, it literally nearly killed me last time.

 

But that If there's booze and smoking involved.

 

 

I'm in.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

I've done this before, it literally nearly killed me last time.

 

But that If there's booze and smoking involved.

 

 

I'm in.

 

Cigars man

 

You know it makes sense

 

And 40 Regal King Size

[Stu Monty]

[captainharris]

If one of you queers will give me a lift then i'll be up for it.

[kopitegaz]

I'm in.

 

aim for the ribs.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hang on, why didnt the word "dont" appear at the start? Stupid bastard keyboard. :whistle:

[dave u]

* marks Kopitegaz's card *

[kopitegaz]

* marks Kopitegaz's card *

 

*Sends back my 500quids worth of Amazon stuff before Dave's percentage gets to him*

 

 

 

 

 

As if anyone would consider purposely aiming for your ribs with a paintball gun. Who would dare?

[Tom R]

Tom. In.

 

PS. I am a trained Marksman and I will shoot your beedy little eyes clean out of your head.

[Ted]

Ted. Present.

[wiiksie]

Sunday 12th October

Paintballzone Kirkby

 

International week, so it doesn't clash with anything imporantant

 

£20=Gun & Gas, camo gear, bbq lunch +200 paint balls and then £6.99 per 100 paint balls

 

OR

 

£35=Gun & Gas, camo gear, bbq lunch +500 paint balls and then £5 per 100 paint balls

 

Anyway, I'm taking a load of people anyway so I thought I'd open it out to the the good ship TLW.

 

If you done it before, you don't need me to sell it to you, if you haven't, then your missing out, big time.

 

One of the best days out you can have.

 

And yes, it does hurt like fuck.

 

If your interested, make yourself known.

*Open to everyone(ish, depending on whether I like you or not)

You big whoopsie. Only small children think it hurts.

 

Getting shot through the side of your goggles can smart a bit though. Don't expect to see for an hour or so after.

[Stu Monty]

*Has a flashback*

 

 

"Aaaargh, Pee Jaay, wor man, ma eyes Pee Jaaay, ma eyes"

 

 

*Chuckles*

[Shanklys Ghost]

Stu far be it from me to be `all things wise` regarding Byker Grove but wasnt it PJ who`s eyes were pelted with the dirty paint?

 

You know, i dont want a Byker Grove medal or nothing, but somebody has to uphold the integrity of CBBC Dramas.

[Unrighteous]

oooh I hope Lance is back for this one, if so then count me in!

 

:ermm:

 

Don't make me knock you over and shoot you whilst you are on the ground grade-school bully style!!

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

get your names down you cunts

[bobhorse]

I'm in.

 

Fixed it for you Dave

 

"I'm in, as long as there are no shots to the chest"

[Dirk]

I'm there.

[Woo]

Im in.