Shanklys Ghost

Alright mate, glad to see you're still fighting the good fight, Lol. But I thought you'd be too busy cleaning Lol Juniors nappys ha. Best of luck mate, hope a load go, well worth it all this. Fat Wayne going? Ill be there in spirit only. Ill be thinking of you from the safety of a Shanghai bar on Saturday night. Hope it doesnt snow ha. All you plebs best make that shitty country habitable again in case I decide to come back.

Don't knock it til you've tried it Stuey baby. At least you know i'm not wasting my time out here. Oh and Genghis Khan, I think, is/was great. I've just read a trilogy of books by Conn Iggulden about Genghis Khan from when he was a boy until his death and they're a fantastic series of books. When he laid seige to Yenking (now Beijing) 80,000 ladies threw themselves off the city walls instead of facing capture by the Mongols. 80 fucking thousand! Educate yourself Stu.

Last year I got a 'peanut oil' wank off a Mongolian dwarf who I blagged in a minimal techno nightclub. Didnt need much blagging, to be fair. Wasnt really fabulous either, to be fair.

Last year I got a wank off a Mongolian dwarf who I blagged in a minimal techno nightclub. Didnt need much blagging, to be fair. Wasnt really fabulous either, to be fair.

You boring, boring, boring, baldy fucking boring, bastard. Sorry Cain, it must have been hell growing up with your arl fella clearing the dinner table all the time to get his mates round for a game of Dominoes. Freddy Mercury was in Burger King the other day, he launched a new Burger and he sang; (drum roll) I want it all, I want it all, I want it all and I want it now. 'Have you had your picture taken with a big Shiny Thing? You too could become a football manager'

All the Chinese try to pick cool sounding english names. Doesnt always work out though. I work with a Challenger and also a Nature. But Nature also answers to the name David for some strange reason. There was always the lad in the year above me in Archbishop Beck, what kind of parent calls their newborn, Graham David Cuthbert Alloicious Mahoney-Pritchard? Thats just asking for an unhappy childhood in Walton.

And we have a winner. Top prize is a piece towards a brand new green thingy. Edit: when it allows me to. IOU.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?

That, is absolutely wonderful. Me arl fella will love reading about this when i send him the link. I was but one years old when all this mayhem was happening. Superb read.

You resort to calling me a twat and a knobhead and im the jealous one, am I? Exactly what am i supposed to be jealous of? You didnt really make it clear in that post of posts you created. Im not the one with 'Scouse Envy'! 'Wise' views, indeed? Well maybe to people such as yourself they are 'wise' which is why i ended my post you liked so much with, 'whats the point anymore?' I very much doubt that you'll understand. And im hardly a grumpy ass (although id have worded it 'arse') as er nobody on here could really testify to. Im just sick to death of James Blunt fans piping up about footy. Is that all?

The first sensible thing ive seen you say. Er...type.

And you had the sheer temerity to ask have i ever been the match? What fucking planet do you watch football on again? As long as thats what you 'really' think. I fucking despair! And as for you Old Bean, i dont see all your supporters from the previous thread coming on to say 'look at him bigging himself up and telling us he went the match'. It seems that depending on who you are you get away with certain words and comments on here. Oh so you went the game? Oh so you happened to sit next to atk? You want Rafa sitting with you? Then you can moan at the next fucking manager, cant you? Victor fucking Meldrew gets his picture taken with The European Cup and suddenly he could manage the team. I dont beleeeeve it! Whats the fucking point anymore? Seriously.

LEF, really nice to hear from you, mate. Yeah, still trying to save the world in various disguises but looks like me and Neil will be staying here for a while before moving on to pastures new, im like the Littlest Hobo. Hope you and the Girl and the little'un are doing well, bud. Ah, i miss them days of drinking and getting stoned on Government time! 'Down the road, thats where ill always be...'

I hate quoting other people but there you go, maybe a first. Are you having a grin? Im a knobhead, acting hard? The worst ive said to someone on this thread is they have four trouser legs and yet you've called me a beaut, a tit, a bit of a tit, knobhead and a prick. Who's the warrior here? Ill tell you a secret, it's the 'prick' word that got me, always has. It's the one word that's guaranteed to nearly wind me up! I cant even give you a rant, mate. Mainly because i havent got a fucking clue who you are, i see your name pop up from time to time on my perusals but you're so uninteresting you dont even register. The post to carradonna was a bit of an olive branch (ish) but your brain went totally past that and you decided you have nothing better to do than post some shit on tinterweb. And im the beaut/tit/bit of a tit/knobhead/prick? I think you need to get some better insults, Princess Annes' Nipple Smoke! And seeing as though you asked about the match, it angers me i cant go the game anymore. Eighteen years, lad, without missing many matches, home and away. Doesnt make me any 'superfan', as ive already been called, but it does mean i can qualify what i talk about the game. Who the fuck are you anyway, you blubber featured thermal jumper. Youre not even worth a left-handed wank! And what would you know about Russian birds, ill tell you what i know, Chinese condoms are like The Vulcan Death Grip! But not only Russians; Venezuelans, Turkish, Kazhaks, French, Chinese (but they want alot of dates first) Americans, Australians (proper filthy) Brazilians and last but by no means least plenty of Irish. In fact some sexy Red-haired girl from Limerick at the moment. Ill breed yers out. And learn to spell whether right, you fucking moop!

And if i was, exactly what the fuck would you do about it? Disclaimer...just to please the Stumeister.