fridge food waste

[windass]

what do you throw out? Im always getting rid of half used tins of beans,peach slices,used evoparated milk, goowy cucumber and old lettuce!

[Tom R]

Best thread ever.

[She Knows It]

I threw out some ham yesterday. It smelt okay but I wasn't sure how long it had been open. *yawn*

[Owen]

If someone had said "which forumite saves half tins of beans and peach silces, and uses evaporated milk?" I'd have gone for you.

 

Maybe Thants and Hamstrung first, but deffo you.

[windass]

If someone had said "which forumite saves half tins of beans and peach silces, and uses evaporated milk?" I'd have gone for you.

 

Maybe Thants and Hamstrung first, but deffo you.

 

forumite? thats a new one for me. :|

[bigredruss]

we're always throwing away salad items, never meat

[hamstrung]

If someone had said "which forumite saves half tins of beans and peach silces, and uses evaporated milk?" I'd have gone for you.

 

Maybe Thants and Hamstrung first, but deffo you.

 

And what do you do when you have a craving for "Peach, bean and sweet milk surprise"?

[Redder Lurtz]

I wish wind arse would fuck off. Peasant.

[Thants]

I wish wind arse would fuck off. Peasant.

 

He's out-threadding you Redder.

 

P.S Damn you Owen.

[Juniper]

I threw out some salmon yesterday..doesn't smell anymore.

 

I have some watermelon in the fridge that I might throw out now.

[Flying Pig]

I threw out some salmon yesterday..doesn't smell anymore.

 

I have some watermelon in the fridge that I might throw out now.

 

Take the peg of the salmons nose, then he can smell again, you crazy rock star.

[Juniper]

Take the peg of the salmons nose, then he can smell again, you crazy rock star.

 

He's probably forgotten that I did it, fish are forgetfull and not very clever you see.

 

I am the salmon pegging fiend....shhh don't tell anyone though

[Paul]

I never throw stuff out. I'm a master of the left-overs, off-the-cuff meal.

[windass]

I wish wind arse would fuck off. Peasant.

 

burppppp...

[windass]

He's out-threadding you Redder.

 

P.S Damn you Owen.

 

Redder hates competition. ;)

[Redder Lurtz]

Redder hates competition. ;)

 

Competition for what? I just don't like scrotey peasants.

[Walton Park]

Why do women buy a bag of lettuce. Not an actual lettuce but a bag of MIXED lettuce. Whats that all about !!!

Its not as if they know the difference between types of lettuce so why buy mixed.

 

Lettuce is just posh leaves. I cant understand why people eat them.

 

Or cress. Egg and CRESS butties. CRESS = posh, what the fuck is going on.

 

I know, I am hungry, I will open the fridge door and get some CRESS out coz I havent had any for ages!!

[She Knows It]

WR, it's because you don't have to cut it up and wash and then dry it. It's pure laziness, and to blazes if 3/4 turns to brown liquid within 24 hours. It saves us a job.

[Nick Leeson]

All women insist on buying salad because it's healthy and "I need to stop eating crap". All women also eat all the sausage rolls from the fridge, then the mini-sausages then the quiches and pork pies, then the jam, then the mayonaise, then the lard and anything else that's in there that means they don't have to touch the salad that they had NO intention of ever eating it was really that they just don't want to go to the checkout with no salad because that would be the equivalent of walking round with the tampon string hanging out of your bikini bottoms and other women would see and then judge them.

 

Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

[Walton Park]

96p 'Leavy Rocket'

 

No wonder Asdas advert has someone smacking there own arse with money in the back. They have a few casuals in the back gardens blowing the dandelions off so they can bag the leaves in there bags.

 

I often think how can she spend £100 on a food and two days later I am still looking for something for me tea. Oh sorry , there is 12 bags of LEavy Rocket there, I can pour a 'cupa soup' on top of it.

[She Knows It]

All women insist on buying salad because it's healthy and "I need to stop eating crap". All women also eat all the sausage rolls from the fridge, then the mini-sausages then the quiches and pork pies, then the jam, then the mayonaise, then the lard and anything else that's in there that means they don't have to touch the salad that they had NO intention of ever eating it was really that they just don't want to go to the checkout with no salad because that would be the equivalent of walking round with the tampon string hanging out of your bikini bottoms and other women would see and then judge them.

 

Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

 

Sort of wrong. I buy salad with really good intentions. I'll prepare a bit with a meal, and intend to use the rest for lunches. When you're the only person eating it, and you go to the fridge and there's all these vegetables that need chopping up and washing, it's easier to just plump for the quick-fix crap.

[Walton Park]

It must be a satisfaction thing with the ladies. Steak and chips with a bit of lettuce please.

[Nick Leeson]

96p 'Leavy Rocket'

 

No wonder Asdas advert has someone smacking there own arse with money in the back. They have a few casuals in the back gardens blowing the dandelions off so they can bag the leaves in there bags.

 

I often think how can she spend £100 on a food and two days later I am still looking for something for me tea. Oh sorry , there is 12 bags of LEavy Rocket there, I can pour a 'cupa soup' on top of it.

It's probably because you're looking for something that you can consume within about 8 seconds of seeing it. There's many 8 seconds in the 2 days since the shopping was done and thus, your fat ass ate everything and now all that's left is food you might actually have to, dare I say it, prepare?

[Walton Park]

Ive got a great idea. Does anyone think it will take off. 'Cupalettuce'

[Walton Park]

Scotch eggs are wrong and should be illegal by the way !!