Bad time of year for me...

[JagSquared]

Girlfriends birthday (hinting at a lovely pair of earings she saw), two sisters's birthday (one turns 30!) and a neices birthday (Old enough to know a crappy presents are crappy now). Fuck i'm going to be poor!

 

Why do birthdays cluster together like this, January is another busy period for most of my friends :wallbutt:

 

 

 

anyone lend me a a few quid? :(

[Karl_b]

April is mine. It's the missus' birthday, a couple of close friends and my old man's. Luckily I'm a present buying ninja.

[windass]

Girlfriends birthday (hinting at a lovely pair of earings she saw), two sisters's birthday (one turns 30!) and a neices birthday (Old enough to know a crappy presents are crappy now). Fuck i'm going to be poor!

 

Why do birthdays cluster together like this, January is another busy period for most of my friends :wallbutt:

 

 

 

anyone lend me a a few quid? :(

 

Buy everything from Poundland.A ring? buy a pack of hula hoops. :yes:

[melons]

can you not get most of them all in one?? book a cottage for the weekend and throw a party?

[Redder Lurtz]

Girlfriends birthday (hinting at a lovely pair of earings she saw), two sisters's birthday (one turns 30!) and a neices birthday (Old enough to know a crappy presents are crappy now). Fuck i'm going to be poor!

 

Why do birthdays cluster together like this, January is another busy period for most of my friends :wallbutt:

 

 

 

anyone lend me a a few quid? :(

 

Go to see your GP. Tell him you're depressed. Murder everyone you need to buy pressies for. Hand yourself in, plead diminished responsibility, your doctor will confirm this. Do a couple of years in an easy mental hospital, get out, sell your autobiography.

 

That'll be £25k agent's fee please.

[madstock]

Girlfriends birthday (hinting at a lovely pair of earings she saw), two sisters's birthday (one turns 30!) and a neices birthday (Old enough to know a crappy presents are crappy now). Fuck i'm going to be poor!

 

Why do birthdays cluster together like this, January is another busy period for most of my friends :wallbutt:

 

 

 

anyone lend me a a few quid? :(

 

Ritually slaughter the lot of them. Problem solved.

 

You could link it to some kind of cult activity and claim religious discrimination if the law decide to get involved.

[kopitegaz]

Ritually slaughter the lot of them. Problem solved.

 

You could link it to some kind of cult activity and claim religious discrimination if the law decide to get involved.

 

I will do that between 14th June and 29th September, when I have 10 birthdays and 3 wedding anniversaries. I'll join your religious cult, Mongy. Where do I sign?

[JagSquared]

Slaughters all well and good but by the time I've found a good knife a ritulistic altar and the right outfit times up.

 

But 30th birthdy presents are hard anybody know what to get?

[melons]

Get something to mark it, as she is female something soppy, any pictures of you all together when you were kids? Copy it, get a frame and have it engraved.

 

simple.

[Redder Lurtz]

Slaughters all well and good but by the time I've found a good knife a ritulistic altar and the right outfit times up.

 

But 30th birthdy presents are hard anybody know what to get?

 

Stab that person thirty times with a Sabatier carving knife. I've got one you can have for, say, thirty quid? Sing "happy birthday" repeatedly whilst stabbing said person and make sure you film part of it on your phone. That will help you hugely in your campaign to be sent to a mental hospital for two years.

 

That's another £5k please. Time you made a decision, my fees are starting to mount up here.

[JagSquared]

Get something to mark it, as she is female something soppy, any pictures of you all together when you were kids? Copy it, get a frame and have it engraved.

 

simple.

 

Been done already... hit me with another!

[melons]

something memorable in general then, they are all on the same side of the family yeah? any hatred dislike or anything like that??

 

.oh and where do you live?? (ish) don't need your post code or anything...

[JagSquared]

Incedentley I am thinking of not getting the girlfriend anything as punishment for refering to the GF as the wankers forum!

[JagSquared]

all same side of family, no hatred, live in Birmingham.

 

I was thinking outside of the box. My sister is always helping everyone out so something just for her would be great, not a spa but maybe something quite fun.

I know im being ambigeous but ambiguity is all I have.

[melons]

all same side of family, no hatred, live in Birmingham.

 

I was thinking outside of the box. My sister is always helping everyone out so something just for her would be great, not a spa but maybe something quite fun.

I know im being ambigeous but ambiguity is all I have.

 

what about a family day out SEA LIFE - Caring for our Oceans and chuck in a birthday cake.

[Karl_b]

Incedentley I am thinking of not getting the girlfriend anything as punishment for refering to the GF as the wankers forum!

 

Get rid mate.

[Remmie]

Well for Christmas I got my brother a microlight flight and my sister a day climbing an ice wall. These kind of activities are cheaper then you might think. Depends on your budget though. Both the above cost me £40 each.

 

Flying lessons can also be around £50 if you do your research. If that's more then you wanted to spend, pitch in with other family members.

[She Knows It]

Incedentley I am thinking of not getting the girlfriend anything as punishment for refering to the GF as the wankers forum!

 

Give her a hard kick in the cunt, with a pretty bow wrapped round your foot.

[JagSquared]

Day Tripper thats not bad but I find fish boring so as I would have to also endure it I have to say, no. But thanks :)

 

Remmie - Great answer will look at something like that me thinks.

 

SKI - your a bit mental but I like it.

 

Reps all round!

[melons]

your family are hard work.

 

Gift vouchers all round.