My Personal Hygiene...

[Section_31]

...is on the rocks.

 

We've got builders in and they're supposed to be doing the bathroom and the kitchen. Anyway, they ripped the shower out before they noticed they hadn't ordered the right parts to put the new one in!

 

Haven't had a shower now for two days and have resorted to just dipping my balls in some talc.

 

Anyway, found out before the shower won't be in until Monday, nightmare, might have to go the gym just to get one or something.

 

I hate builders, anyway I'm off to work, smell ya laters.

[Flying Pig]

You shower every year. Bit obsessive that you know.

[She Knows It]

I did the going to the gym for a shower thing when my bathroom was being done a couple of months ago. I felt too cheeky to actually just go in, shower and leave, so I'd pretend I was going for a swim. One morning I was dead hungover and couldn't be bothered swimming so I got in the jacuzzi for a bit. A minute after I got in a bloke got in, and then another, till it was full of men.

 

Because my bathroom was being fitted for about 3 bloody weeks, I hadn't done my legs. So I ended up being stuck in this jacuzzi for over an hour because if I'd stood up, my hairy leg would have been about 4 inches in front of their face. You know how your fingers go wrinkly in the bath? I was like that all over, and I nearly passed out about 6 times.

 

Not that you'd have to worry about hairy legs I suppose, but a healthy warning nonetheless.

[kopitegaz]

...is on the rocks.

 

We've got builders in and they're supposed to be doing the bathroom and the kitchen. Anyway, they ripped the shower out before they noticed they hadn't ordered the right parts to put the new one in!

 

Haven't had a shower now for two days and have resorted to just dipping my balls in some talc.

 

Anyway, found out before the shower won't be in until Monday, nightmare, might have to go the gym just to get one or something.

 

I hate builders, anyway I'm off to work, smell ya laters.

 

 

 

So thats what that smell is? I've had to close my fucking windows. Bastard.

[bobhorse]

I did the going to the gym for a shower thing when my bathroom was being done a couple of months ago. I felt too cheeky to actually just go in, shower and leave, so I'd pretend I was going for a swim. One morning I was dead hungover and couldn't be bothered swimming so I got in the jacuzzi for a bit. A minute after I got in a bloke got in, and then another, till it was full of men.

 

Because my bathroom was being fitted for about 3 bloody weeks, I hadn't done my legs. So I ended up being stuck in this jacuzzi for over an hour because if I'd stood up, my hairy leg would have been about 4 inches in front of their face. You know how your fingers go wrinkly in the bath? I was like that all over, and I nearly passed out about 6 times.

 

Not that you'd have to worry about hairy legs I suppose, but a healthy warning nonetheless.

 

Why worry about 4 fellas seeing your hairy legs unless you fancied one of them if you didnt then fuck em do your own thing

[She Knows It]

Why worry about 4 fellas seeing your hairy legs unless you fancied one of them if you didnt then fuck em do your own thing

 

And get a reputation for being the Chewbacca of the JJB? I don't think so!

[Nick Leeson]

They were probably all holding their bellies and their farts in until you got out anyway. There'll have been a collective sigh of release and a flatulence powered turbo-mode in the jacuzzi as soon as you got out of earshot.

[bobhorse]

And get a reputation for being the Chewbacca of the JJB? I don't think so!

 

Id rather be a peace with myself then a slave to the thoughts of others fuck'em

[dudek#1]

Next time it rains, lather yourself up and go for a naked walk.

[She Knows It]

Id rather be a peace with myself then a slave to the thoughts of others fuck'em

 

Said in the true manner of a person who is already having regular sex.

[Strontium]

...is on the rocks.

 

We've got builders in and they're supposed to be doing the bathroom and the kitchen. Anyway, they ripped the shower out before they noticed they hadn't ordered the right parts to put the new one in!

 

Haven't had a shower now for two days and have resorted to just dipping my balls in some talc.

 

Anyway, found out before the shower won't be in until Monday, nightmare, might have to go the gym just to get one or something.

 

I hate builders, anyway I'm off to work, smell ya laters.

 

What you wanna do is get two bathrooms, like me ;)

[Edward.]

 

Because my bathroom was being fitted for about 3 bloody weeks, I hadn't done my legs. So I ended up being stuck in this jacuzzi for over an hour because if I'd stood up, my hairy leg would have been about 4 inches in front of their face.

 

 

You're not Heather McCartney by any chance.

[Stouffer]

 

That's you that is.

[Section_31]

Section_31, 79 hours without a shower.