The "AM I A HEARTLESS WANKER?" THREAD

[Spy Bee]

And the fact you type messages to strange men 24-7.

 

Hey, it's a lifestyle choice.

[Randy Marsh]

She sounds like a thundercunt!

 

 

Hahahahaha

Word of the day!

That ones getting put in the old memory bank

[Sut]

A week or so later I text her to thank her for bringing back my pressure washer and that I didn't want to fall out with her but she needed to stop trying to play mind games.

 

That's the best bit.

 

Sounds like you're better off without mate.

[Harry Squatter]

My bird was on top head recking form the other week.

 

I'm working away at the moment and she used to work with me down here until she went back home to Liverpool. Anyway, I socialise with the people a lot down here and tend to get on well with the majority of people here. One night I went out with the people from work, one of the girls who works here gave me her mobile number as I had no one to contact incase we got split up in different places as the two lads who I bevie with normally had gone home.

 

I was going to go out with them the week after but decided to stay in the hotel, have a quiet bevie and watch MOTD. This girl texts me asking if I was out and I replied "I'm in the hotel bar". I go back home to Liverpool on the Monday and am in bed the next day, next thing I know my phone gets lashed at my head and my bird is going mental. She accused me of having an affair with this girl and asks me what it was like when I slept with her. She then makes up a complete and utter blag story saying she had been getting e-mails from people down here saying that I was having an affair, when I demanded to know who it was she wouldn't tell me incase I confronted them, she gave me enough hints that it might have been some lad who is also down here with me. Stupid me believes her and I confront this lad who I go out drinking with, he denies it, we fall out. I then tell her "tell me who said I was having an affair or it's over" - she then says "I made it all up" and offered no reason why she had us arguing for four weeks to the point that we almost split up and I nearly had a nervous breakdown.

[rargh]

My bird was on top head recking form the other week.

 

I'm working away at the moment and she used to work with me down here until she went back home to Liverpool. Anyway, I socialise with the people a lot down here and tend to get on well with the majority of people here. One night I went out with the people from work, one of the girls who works here gave me her mobile number as I had no one to contact incase we got split up in different places as the two lads who I bevie with normally had gone home.

 

I was going to go out with them the week after but decided to stay in the hotel, have a quiet bevie and watch MOTD. This girl texts me asking if I was out and I replied "I'm in the hotel bar". I go back home to Liverpool on the Monday and am in bed the next day, next thing I know my phone gets lashed at my head and my bird is going mental. She accused me of having an affair with this girl and asks me what it was like when I slept with her. She then makes up a complete and utter blag story saying she had been getting e-mails from people down here saying that I was having an affair, when I demanded to know who it was she wouldn't tell me incase I confronted them, she gave me enough hints that it might have been some lad who is also down here with me. Stupid me believes her and I confront this lad who I go out drinking with, he denies it, we fall out. I then tell her "tell me who said I was having an affair or it's over" - she then says "I made it all up" and offered no reason why she had us arguing for four weeks to the point that we almost split up and I nearly had a nervous breakdown.

 

Fuck that! Dump her on the fucking spot. That is well out of order.

[Randy Marsh]

My bird was on top head recking form the other week.

 

I'm working away at the moment and she used to work with me down here until she went back home to Liverpool. Anyway, I socialise with the people a lot down here and tend to get on well with the majority of people here. One night I went out with the people from work, one of the girls who works here gave me her mobile number as I had no one to contact incase we got split up in different places as the two lads who I bevie with normally had gone home.

 

I was going to go out with them the week after but decided to stay in the hotel, have a quiet bevie and watch MOTD. This girl texts me asking if I was out and I replied "I'm in the hotel bar". I go back home to Liverpool on the Monday and am in bed the next day, next thing I know my phone gets lashed at my head and my bird is going mental. She accused me of having an affair with this girl and asks me what it was like when I slept with her. She then makes up a complete and utter blag story saying she had been getting e-mails from people down here saying that I was having an affair, when I demanded to know who it was she wouldn't tell me incase I confronted them, she gave me enough hints that it might have been some lad who is also down here with me. Stupid me believes her and I confront this lad who I go out drinking with, he denies it, we fall out. I then tell her "tell me who said I was having an affair or it's over" - she then says "I made it all up" and offered no reason why she had us arguing for four weeks to the point that we almost split up and I nearly had a nervous breakdown.

:wow:

Just sums them up really

[Ted]

Doc, that's fucking ridiculous.

[co1-lfc]

That is terrible Doc, I count myself extremely lucky with my bird, fit, loaded so she more than pays her way, funny and a proper Reds fan and boxing to boot, literally the only issue she has is that she get paranoid once in a while if an ex gets in touch because her dad was always shagging round behind the back of her mum and her ex did it to her whom she'd had a nipper with.

 

They're not all bad but the majority are proper bitches.

[Section_31]

Thats why I just love women...game playing, head fucking, emotional retards...more than willing to shag their best mates fella...and they want equal pay and the vote? That Pankhurst woman has plenty answer for.

 

Ha ha yeah it's mad. Me mate was in the same situation, he used to see some bird who was well out of his league looks wise, but he used to have a thing for her mate who was even nicer.

 

Anyway, she dumps him because he's been cheating on her (the knob) and then a month later he finds himself being dragged home by the hand by said fit mate who then proceeds to bang his brains out, then afterwards sits on the end of the bed crying and saying 'what have I done?'

 

The fuck?!? She knew exactly what she was doing!!

 

Can't stand all this game playing, I remember hooking up for a few innocent drinks with these two birds me other mate knows and giving them a lift home, one of them decides to phone her boyfriend who is on nights "Hia just checking in, what are you up to?"

The answer comes back followed by the same question to her, to which she replies "In the back of some lads car"

 

Next thing there's a fifteen minute long slanging match all the way back to me mates, she's stood outside crying and I asked my mate 'what the fuck?' to which he said: 'She's just playing THE game.'

 

Fucked up, the world of birds is like Pan's Labyrinth.

[Harry Squatter]

Fuck that! Dump her on the fucking spot. That is well out of order.

 

 

By the way, she decided to do this five days before we were getting married. If the actual act of making things up and giving me grief was bad then the timing was even worse.

[co1-lfc]

By the way, she decided to do this five days before we were getting married. If the actual act of making things up and giving me grief was bad then the timing was even worse.

 

Did you marry her?

[Harry Squatter]

Did you marry her?

 

 

Yep.

[Kopite]

Yep.

 

Congratulations, I think. ;)

 

The thing with my ex is that this isn't some semi-adolescent we are talking about. It's a woman in her early 40's. I thought behaviour like that was confined to women who were in the late teens/early twenties not someone who's supposed to be mature.

[Spy Bee]

How old are you Col? I thought you were late twenties - are you just a MILF hunter?

[Randy Marsh]

Ha ha yeah it's mad. Me mate was in the same situation, he used to see some bird who was well out of his league looks wise, but he used to have a thing for her mate who was even nicer.

 

Anyway, she dumps him because he's been cheating on her (the knob) and then a month later he finds himself being dragged home by the hand by said fit mate who then proceeds to bang his brains out, then afterwards sits on the end of the bed crying and saying 'what have I done?'

 

The fuck?!? She knew exactly what she was doing!!

 

Can't stand all this game playing, I remember hooking up for a few innocent drinks with these two birds me other mate knows and giving them a lift home, one of them decides to phone her boyfriend who is on nights "Hia just checking in, what are you up to?"

The answer comes back followed by the same question to her, to which she replies "In the back of some lads car"

 

Next thing there's a fifteen minute long slanging match all the way back to me mates, she's stood outside crying and I asked my mate 'what the fuck?' to which he said: 'She's just playing THE game.'

 

Fucked up, the world of birds is like Pan's Labyrinth.

 

Ye, they seem to enjoy playing that game. Saying something like that, knowing that it will get a reaction out of you. If it was a lad, you just wouldnt tell your bird that,because you know it would cause shit. But they say it, and seem to think its perfectly acceptable, then your in the wrong for giving them a bollockin

[Kopite]

How old are you Col? I thought you were late twenties - are you just a MILF hunter?

 

39 in three weeks Ad.

[Randy Marsh]

I think you've done nothing wrong dude, fuck her if she think she can go around trying to ruin your nights out! And if after her initial anger she's now apologising she wants it more than ever! Don't crack!

 

I was going to make a thread relating to my midweek actions, recosidering it now because if kop88's (legendary) deviance turns out to be socially unacceptable I feel I may be thrown off the forum!

 

We are still waiting to here about this!!!

[Spy Bee]

Perhaps when she said tight Col, she was referring to only being able to stick one finger a time up your hoop?

 

Just a thought.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

You know what, I blame God. What the fuck was he thinking of when he invented 'woman'? I bet Adam (not Adam S, the goat blowing pussy who made a bollox of last nights drinking...) was wandering around the Garden of Eden, having a kick about with the serpent, generally enjoying his own company, singing to himself and having a mooch, and then God thinks "he looks happy, I'm not having that, I know, I'll invent an over emotional, pathetic, cunning, perfumed and plumed, lying, deceitful, attention seeking fuck up of a creature to put a stop to that".

 

Ever since, we have all been led round by the dick by manipulative, feline like retards who are more than happy to use sex as a weapon at every given opportunity. It makes me chortle when birds say.."You fellas are all the same, you're only after one thing"...to which you could merrily shout in their faces.."well what the fuck else have you got thats worth having?"

 

Reading this thread makes me eternally glad that I wake up every day single.

 

I've no desire to spend my runtime with somebody who creates problems that aren't there simply because she isn't built for being happy or contented. Men and women weren't designed to spend time together, its as simple as that. Its not 'if' they bollox your life up, its a question of 'when' and 'how often?'

 

I just can't be bothered with the games anymore, you can be on a ladder cleaning out the loft or mending the khazi and the silly bitch will be snivelling because you haven't noticed what she is wearing that day and hence are 'taking her for granted'. They all need a good kick in the cunt regularly.

[Spy Bee]

I knew you didn't have a bird because you watch so much sport.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I knew you didn't have a bird because you watch so much sport.

 

Its true...if I'd have had a bird, instead of being able to watch the RL last night and listen to the fight, I'dve been out to a fondu party with Phil and Caroline who live up the road that my excellent partner would have arranged without either consulting me or telling me, she would have dropped the bombshell yesterday afternoon while we were traipsing around wasting a Saturday afternoon looking at curtains or shoes. I would have spent the evening talking to some boring cunt about property prices or the merits of the new Vauxhall Vectra family model or have some prick called Gerald offering me a game of Squash every Tuesday.

 

Instead, I keep my dick to myself and get to live my life as I want to. I pity you poor bastards who have fuckwits arranging your weekends for you.

[She Knows It]

I can't stand these "All women are bitches" generalisations...

 

Without getting all "woe is me", I've probably got more reason to to hate the opposite sex than anyone on here. Loads of that is through personal experience, and lots of it is second-hand through my voluntary work with victims of domestic violence. Despite everything that's happened to me, and every horror story I hear on a weekly basis, I would never say "All men are bastards".

 

I honestly believe that men and women aren't all that different, and if I give advice to you lot on here, it's no different to the advice I'd give to my female friends. The bottom line is that most people are inherently good. Now and again, people fuck up. That's regardless of gender.

 

If you honestly believe all women are cunts, you'll never find a decent one.

[Spy Bee]

If you honestly believe all women are cunts, you'll never find a decent one.

 

What makes you think everyone is looking? I'm thinking about settling down with PaddyB :party:

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I can't stand these "All women are bitches" generalisations...

 

Without getting all "woe is me", I've probably got more reason to to hate the opposite sex than anyone on here. Loads of that is through personal experience, and lots of it is second-hand through my voluntary work with victims of domestic violence. Despite everything that's happened to me, and every horror story I hear on a weekly basis, I would never say "All men are bastards".

 

I honestly believe that men and women aren't all that different, and if I give advice to you lot on here, it's no different to the advice I'd give to my female friends. The bottom line is that most people are inherently good. Now and again, people fuck up. That's regardless of gender.

 

If you honestly believe all women are cunts, you'll never find a decent one.

 

Most if not all of that is true SKI, I think most misogyny on here is said tongue in cheek to an extent. All things are about give and take, and a twat is a twat no matter which bits they have...sweeping generalisations make for better arguments and illustrations and better humour really.

 

It still has to be said that for the most part that mens and womens outlooks and priorities are different, its just about striking the happy balance that makes a relationship successful. I actually do like women, despite all that I say, I like the female perspective on life and if I do ever advocate violence its done as a parody of the ridiculous views that you do hear from some fellas and are said in all seriousness.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

What makes you think everyone is looking? I'm thinking about settling down with PaddyB :party:

 

awwww, that makes me feel all warm:yes:

If nowt else mate, at least every Saturday night would be ale, pizza and sport night.