Best crisps: The return

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Indeed, I had some Jim Beam flavoured crisps at a BBQ in the summer and they were strange but weirdly moreish. 

[General Dryness]

We only had cottage cheese and pineapple because it wasn't practical to take a cheese and pineapple hedgehog on a picnic.

Poppycock. The cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the four wheel drive of the food world. Rugged and oddly alluring.

[Remmie]

Handcooked is rather a strange term

[Champ]

We used to have loads of picnics when I was a kid. Liver sausages butties, Mr Kippling Country Slices, Birdseye Supermousse and Smiths Tubes with cottage cheese and pineapple. Boss.

We were fed some shit, weren't we

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Fancy crisps are nice. But hard to beat a huge bag of wotsits.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fancy crisps are nice. But hard to beat a huge bag of wotsits.

 

Especially crushed and snorted.

[Tony Moanero]

We were fed some shit, weren't we

Indeed. They were good times though, as we knew no better.

[Pidge]

Worth pointing out at this stage that there are close links between cottage cheese & voodoo.

 

Voodoo has blood, tits and beats - that's a lot for cottage cheese to live up to.

 

edit: the answer is still Brannigans and Col is very right about mixing crisps with sweet things, the sweetest thing you eat with a crisp should be pickle.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Fuck that. Mouthful of rough cuts mixed with M&Ms. Get on it.

[Anubis]

These are the best crisps I've ever tasted.

 

[Tony Moanero]

What's wrong with Scampi and Lemon Nik Naks, you posh sod?

[Jairzinho]

Roysters or Cheeseburger quarter backs.

[The Golden Eel]

Had a packet of cheese, cucumber and salad cream Walkers earlier... Actually... Not bad at all

[Anubis]

What's wrong with Scampi and Lemon Nik Naks, you posh sod?

I love Nik Naks. But the M&S crisps blew me away. Sorry.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I've just had a pack of Tesco own brand blag McCoy's. Salt and malt.

 

I can't feel my lips properly. They might actually be better than the proper ones. Although the blag Cheese ones are nothing on the real McCoy.

[Champ]

Now Remnie's pointed it out, what does 'hand cooked' mean?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Someone uses their hand to turn the machinery on

[thegreatelephant]

Current favourites: prawn cocktail wotsits, Brannigan's ham & mustard, mango & chilli / balsamic vinegar kettle chips, cheese & onion frisps, hot monster munch

 

Past masters: salt & vinegar monster munch, KP beef, Golden Wonder sausage & tomato / fried onion (from the seventies), tomato flavour snaps

 

Walkers seem a bit sterile nowadays

quoted from ten years ago but the song remains the same. i need some of these, i thought about them the other day. such is the sheer wonderment and thrill ride that is my existence. through crisps

[Stouffer]

Would you class Cheese Moments as a crisp or a snack?

[Strontium]

I've just had a pack of Tesco own brand blag McCoy's. Salt and malt.

 

I can't feel my lips properly. They might actually be better than the proper ones. Although the blag Cheese ones are nothing on the real McCoy.

 

I bought a multipack and have tried the cheddar and onion so far (working up to the salt and vinegar).

 

Milder flavour than the McCoy's but I think I actually prefer that.

 

Either way they're good quality for an own brand, and don't seem as greasy.

[Dr Nowt]

Tried to introduce a 27 year old to Branagans roast beef and mustard today. You'd get more flavour out of Thatcher's gusset.

 

Fuck off modern life.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Whilst in the supermarket today i saw "Bloody Mary" flavoured crisps, fuck right off. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Had a packet of cheese, cucumber and salad cream Walkers earlier... Actually... Not bad at all

Bought a pack of these earlier today on this recommendation. Gonna eat them later on, just having a bottle of wine and making a curry first. If they turn out to be shite, I'm gonna kick fuck out of and then stab my next door neighbour, and it'll be your fault, nothing at all to do with the wine. I just hope you can live with the guilt.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Bought a pack of these earlier today on this recommendation. Gonna eat them later on, just having a bottle of wine and making a curry first. If they turn out to be shite, I'm gonna kick fuck out of and then stab my next door neighbour, and it'll be your fault, nothing at all to do with the wine. I just hope you can live with the guilt.

 

He might know your neighbour, all part of a cunning plan.