Best crisps: The return

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

When you get a bag of McCoy's Ridged Salt and Vinegar and they have heaps of flavour.

 

Beaut.

 

That's a treat, that is. I might go and buy a six pack today, eat them all in one sitting and then sit there shaking for the next half hour.

[Kant]

As a dinosaur dating back to the time when the only crisps were plain unsalted with a twist of salt in blue paper (hence the phrase "a face like he just ate the blue crisp") I find some of the fuckers on this list scary

 

http://www.crispnation.com/the-crisp-list.html

 

Haggis crisps anyone?

Oyster and vinegar?

Fish and chips?

Mint sauce?

Cajun squirrel?

Cornish pasty?*

Doner kebab?

 

Some serious wrongness on that list.

 

 

 

 

 

*Actually, Cornish pasty sounds nice.

[setreal]

[moof]

That's a treat, that is. I might go and buy a six pack today, eat them all in one sitting and then sit there shaking for the next half hour.

Great shout, even better if I could find the Thai sweet chicken ones anywhere

[Adebisi]

These were delicious. Used to get a Tesco sandwich meal deal three days a week and these were always the one. Smoked ham and cheddar sandwich too obviously.

These days I'll rarely have crisps without some kind of dip. Even the Morrisons own brand stuff is tasty.

[lifetime fan]

The Co-op Sea Salt & Chardonnay Vinegar are magnificent

Shit name but proper fierce salt & vinegar goodness

Anyone taking the piss out of these has obviously never tried them.

[mattyq]

Anyone taking the piss out of these has obviously never tried them.

When you're right you're right, Col

I rarely eat crisps but I eat this lot in one sitting 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

There's a really cheap, shitty make called Bobby's.

 

Well, I'm convinced that Bobby's Beef Grills and his BBQ Bites are both laced with crack.

 

Absolutely fucking lovely. One pack of either isn't enough.

 

Barbecue Kettle Chips are boss too.

[Bjornebye]

It's quite rare I eat crisps nowadays .

Thought that was Fowlers God posting that for a minute. Nearly spat my drink out.

[Redder Lurtz]

[General Dryness]

Anyone taking the piss out of these has obviously never tried them.

That's what you said about penises.

[Vincent Vega]

Can't seem to get them any more, but I was a big fan of these.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

These are not bad at all.

 

[Dr Nowt]

Can't seem to get them any more, but I was a big fan of these.

 

Still sell them at my regular sarnie shop.

 

Like crack, aren't they?

[Evelyn Tentions]

Any day now Heston fucking Blumenthal will come out with his signature range and I will know its time to head for the hills.

[General Dryness]

Any day now Heston fucking Blumenthal will come out with his signature range and I will know its time to head for the hills.

You'll see a bag of Heston Blumenthal crisps, and you'll go to pick them up and find that it's a tuna steak carved to look like a packet of crisps. You'll turn around to ask the guy behind the counter what the fuck is going on before you realize that the guy behind the counter is a full English breakfast arranged to look like a guy behind a counter. You'll run for the door before you realize that you're not in a shop at all, you're in a clam chowder arranged to look like a shop and you're a carrot.

[Remmie]

Anyone taking the piss out of these has obviously never tried them.

Yep I had a bag of these and they are orgasmic.

[Furmedge]

 

Had a bag of these last night. Buying more today. Lovely stuff.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Lowly salt and vinegar french fries get the Paulie D thumbs up

[Kant]

 

Had a bag of these last night. Buying more today. Lovely stuff.

Nice choice. I had a pack of them when I went on the Guinness factory tour in Dublin earlier in the year. Never saw them in the shops like.

[Captain Turdseye]

Where would one go about purchasing those delightful looking Guinness potato crisps?

[Furmedge]

Where would one go about purchasing those delightful looking Guinness potato crisps?

I've only seen them in the vending machine in the place I'm doing a contract for. Had another pack this morning on one of my many coffee breaks.

[Tony Moanero]

Bring back Bovril Flavour crisps, Smith's, you cunts.

 

And Tubes.

 

And Jackets.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Smiths bacon flavoured fries are nicer than frazzles. I know unbelievable. The scampi ones are fit too or at least used to be when the were pure stink.

[Tony Moanero]

Smiths Cheese Moments are boss.