Bird fancying amnesty thread

[The Acolyte]

Karen Taylor looks quite randy

 

 

Questionable.

Not sure she deserves to be on here.

Lovely tits, plus she's funny and doesn't take herself seriously, thats extra brownie points in my book.

 

Just ask yourself this.

Would you need to be pissed to shag it or do you feel guilty about wanting to shag it?

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

 

Just ask yourself this.

Would you need to be pissed to shag it or do you feel guilty about wanting to shag it?

 

No and No.

[Plewggs]

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

 

Big tits, I would. Her deteriorating mental health just makes it dirtier.

[Cosmos]

There is nothing, nothing more attractive than a bird who's thinking about curry whilst ignoring the dirty business you do to her rear. I so would.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

There is nothing, nothing more attractive than a bird who's thinking about curry whilst ignoring the dirty business you do to her rear. I so would.

 

Have some Rep, plus Iceland are doing an offer on Paaaaart~eh food this week, get on it.

[The Acolyte]

 

Well, that mum certainly doesn't need Icelands powdered milk for her tribe.

What a pair.

How they must slap together like spaniels ears when she's bent over getting a good portion!

[stringvest]

she's another one with the faint whiff of Downs about her.

[RedinSweden]

Ok. Lesbian, Frida Kahlo-like Ronaldinho (Sorry for *F on GF, if anyone actually thinks girls and football are compatible)

 

 

PS. She can do this (1:47 in):

[YOUTUBE]MxUEHlflzS8[/YOUTUBE]

 

I've talked to her on numerous occasions and grown somekind of weird starfucker obsession.

 

Marta fucking rules.

[RedinSweden]

she's another one with the faint whiff of Downs about her.

 

Faint whiff? She emptied a full bottle of eau de monge on herself.

[The Acolyte]

Judging by the Loose women thread some of them belong here.

 

Don't know her name but that one thats in Will & Grace, not the flat chested one. The short one with the tits.

Just realised she seems to wear black alot, probably hiding a spare tyre.

Still would though

[Thants]

Judging by the Loose women thread some of them belong here.

 

Don't know her name but that one thats in Will & Grace, not the flat chested one. The short one with the tits.

Just realised she seems to wear black alot, probably hiding a spare tyre.

Still would though

 

Great suggestion, shit post - where's the fucking pic?

 

I would and just about amnestly as this is a good pic. It also helps she plays a nympho in a series surrounded by gays and titless women.

[The Acolyte]

Great suggestion, shit post - where's the fucking pic?

 

I would and just about amnestly as this is a good pic. It also helps she plays a nympho in a series surrounded by gays and titless women.

 

Thats the lass.

The nympho thing does help in the viewing of a poof heavy comedy.

Think I'll have to retract the spare tyre thing.

how about this bird.

In my youth it was a crime to even suggest her as shaggable.

Hope this works

 

[Thants]

Deffo amnesty. I couldnt.

[Captain]

Amnesty for Sporty Spice? Get. To. Fuck.

[Lurtz]

I get the fear every time this thread resurfaces.

[The Acolyte]

I get the fear every time this thread resurfaces.

 

Why?

Scared you'll get caught out for wanting to roger some out and out beast?

Its an amnesty, there should be no fear.

[Elmyn Noos]

Why?

Scared you'll get caught out for wanting to roger some out and out beast?

Its an amnesty, there should be no fear.

 

Jo.

 

I scrolled back to find her pic but it's been deleted - probably at Lurtzy's behest, which is a bit of a shame as she was truly magnificent in the context of this here thread.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Jo.

 

I scrolled back to find her pic but it's been deleted - probably at Lurtzy's behest, which is a bit of a shame as she was truly magnificent in the context of this here thread.

 

Had she been a film, she would have been called 'Beyond Amnesty, Beyond Redemption, Beyond Size 30'

[Paulie Dangerously]

 

By eck I'd screw her all over the street

[The Acolyte]

 

By eck I'd screw her all over the street

 

Would only do it after a gutful of wife beater and with her face jammed in the pillow or a pie so I didn't have to hear her as dry bummed it.

Wouldn't go near her clunge as I'd probably need a miners hat and a canary!

[Lurtz]

Jo.

 

I scrolled back to find her pic but it's been deleted - probably at Lurtzy's behest, which is a bit of a shame as she was truly magnificent in the context of this here thread.

 

I deleted her pic from my photobucket account. The memory of that thrap has been banished to somewhere in the dark recesses of my memory, like when I bought that Erasure single in 1986. "Oooooooh sometimes...."

 

They were dark days indeed. 2008 has been kind to me since, fingers crossed.

[melons]

I deleted her pic from my photobucket account. The memory of that thrap has been banished to somewhere in the dark recesses of my memory, like when I bought that Erasure single in 1986. "Oooooooh sometimes...."

 

They were dark days indeed. 2008 has been kind to me since, fingers crossed.

 

Got to love, Jo, my god my self confidence rocketed after seeing that! you should never have deleted that lurtzy, she was sent from heaven to remind us how beautiful we are.

[Red Mist]

Has the ugly one from Girls Aloud had a mention?

 

[dirty_sanchez]

Has the ugly one from Girls Aloud had a mention?

 

 

No-one in Girls Aloud is amnesty material.