Stuff that's like crack (but isn't crack)

[Section_31]

Brush my teeth with this shit.

 

 

[Strontium]

Sour Cream & Onion Pringles

[sir roger]

[Section_31]

[Rushies tash]

 

[Stouffer]

Just now, Section_31 said:

 

I have to clean my lugs everyday. 

[littletedwest]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Brush my teeth with this shit.

 

 

Sorry mate but no. All zero sugar cokes taste shit. Now normal cherry coke is brilliant.

 

 

[3 Stacks]

Peanut butter.

[Bjornebye]

Toast 

[Tony Moanero]

[Tony Moanero]

[Section_31]

10 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

 

I have to clean my lugs everyday. 

 

I'm not supposed to use them as they give me outer ear infections, and when I get one my ear itches like fuck. So I then, of course, stick a cotton bud down it. Which feels exactly like this.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Section_31 said:

 

I'm not supposed to use them as they give me outer ear infections, and when I get one my ear itches like fuck. So I then, of course, stick a cotton bud down it. Which feels exactly like this.

 

 

Hair grips are much more fun 

[Section_31]

[Tony Moanero]

[Jairzinho]

[Remmie]

Crumpets, butter, marmite, melted cheddar

[RJ Fan club]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

[RJ Fan club]

Just now, Remmie said:

Crumpets, butter, marmite, malted cheddar

All that and Cheese fucking scones. If I eat one with proper salted butter I won’t stop if there is more in the house.

 

I daren’t bake a batch 

[Remmie]

27 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

14 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

I'm not supposed to use them as they give me outer ear infections, and when I get one my ear itches like fuck. So I then, of course, stick a cotton bud down it. Which feels exactly like this.

 

 

I have been clean, 2 years now, had to go cold turkey after a horrendous ear infection. I genuinely feel like a drug addict trying to fight temptation as the wife keeps buying them and leaving them out. 

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hair grips are much more fun 

I thought you liked itching your anus with them? Perhaps you like the lube the clips up first with some earwax before pegging yourself and then shoving it up your cock. You dirty old bollocks. 

 

*Mental note to clear up my diary for tomorrow for some me time*

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Remmie said:

 

I thought you liked itching your anus with them? Perhaps you like the lube the clips up first with some earwax before pegging yourself and then shoving it up your cock. You dirty old bollocks. 

 

*Mental note to clear up my diary for tomorrow for some me time*

I don’t use the same one I’m not an animal 

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I don’t use the same one I’m not an animal 

You use 3 at the same time? Innovative. 

 

Seriously, how do you keep track of which one has had skids on it, which has had wax etc? 

[Curly]

Yum yums

Chocolate fingers