Jump to content
  • Sign up for free and receive a month's subscription

    You are viewing this page as a guest. That means you are either a member who has not logged in, or you have not yet registered with us. Signing up for an account only takes a minute and it means you will no longer see this annoying box! It will also allow you to get involved with our friendly(ish!) community and take part in the discussions on our forums. And because we're feeling generous, if you sign up for a free account we will give you a month's free trial access to our subscriber only content with no obligation to commit. Register an account and then send a private message to @dave u and he'll hook you up with a subscription.

Stuff that's like crack (but isn't crack)


Section_31
 Share

Recommended Posts

10 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

 

I have to clean my lugs everyday. 

 

I'm not supposed to use them as they give me outer ear infections, and when I get one my ear itches like fuck. So I then, of course, stick a cotton bud down it. Which feels exactly like this.

 

 

cc0kk.gif

  • Haha 1
  • Upvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, Section_31 said:

 

I'm not supposed to use them as they give me outer ear infections, and when I get one my ear itches like fuck. So I then, of course, stick a cotton bud down it. Which feels exactly like this.

 

 

cc0kk.gif


Hair grips are much more fun 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

27 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

100x-Cotton-Swabs-Swab-Applicator-Q-Tips-Double-Head-Wooden-Stick-Cleaning-Tools-1582736-4171-1100x1100.jpeg

 

14 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

I'm not supposed to use them as they give me outer ear infections, and when I get one my ear itches like fuck. So I then, of course, stick a cotton bud down it. Which feels exactly like this.

 

 

cc0kk.gif

I have been clean, 2 years now, had to go cold turkey after a horrendous ear infection. I genuinely feel like a drug addict trying to fight temptation as the wife keeps buying them and leaving them out. 

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:


Hair grips are much more fun 

I thought you liked itching your anus with them? Perhaps you like the lube the clips up first with some earwax before pegging yourself and then shoving it up your cock. You dirty old bollocks. 

 

*Mental note to clear up my diary for tomorrow for some me time*

  • Haha 1
  • Upvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, Remmie said:

 

I thought you liked itching your anus with them? Perhaps you like the lube the clips up first with some earwax before pegging yourself and then shoving it up your cock. You dirty old bollocks. 

 

*Mental note to clear up my diary for tomorrow for some me time*


I don’t use the same one I’m not an animal 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share


×
×
  • Create New...