Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Scott_M]

1 hour ago, Daisy said:

Would have preference Veiga to Thuram

Similar to Ugarte, based on your deep dive scouting of all these players, please could you kindly provide a detailed breakdown which brought you to this conclusion please.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Daisy said:

Would have preference Veiga to Thuram

[Scott_M]

 

[TD_LFC]

English number 10's should be banned, who do they think they are rocking up with names like Wayne, Keith, Michael, Graham, James and Mason. They should have proper names like Eusebio, Roberto, Francesco, Michel, Georghe, Michael Laudrup, James Rodriguez.

 

Fucking English players with ideas above their station, grow up, be a number 8 or a winger.

 

 

[clockspeed]

I will do the scouting for what we need in midfield .

 

Are you currently injured ? No

Can you tackle ? Yes

Can you sprint 10 meters ? Yes 

 

Give the lad a contract . 

 

Fussy lot on here obviously haven't watched the abject shite we have played this year . Thuram,Kone,Mount, World cup winner Mac Alister in fact anyone we are sniffing around I know is an upgrade without doing any analysis. I would even entertain that knob Maddison at this stage .  

 

[coachpotato]

Maddison? Grealish Lite?

 

Steady on, we have some standards still.

 

[El Rojo]

While wildly talented in their own rights, basing our midfield on Ugarte and Mac Allister might be a risk in terms of size  and physicality. 
 

Fabinho, Henderson, Wijnaldum and Milner were all big lads at the time of our pressing peak. 

[CapeRed]

6 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

While wildly talented in their own rights, basing our midfield on Ugarte and Mac Allister might be a risk in terms of size  and physicality. 
 

Fabinho, Henderson, Wijnaldum and Milner were all big lads at the time of our pressing peak. 

Ugarte is off to PSG

[Red74]

Kone looks good from that obligatory YouTube clip but Thurams got a look of Iwobi and I’m gonna level with you. I’m really scared

[Scott_M]

Anybody go greet the arrival? 
 

[JohnnyH]

Well, I just did a close up on the aircraft, and OH MY GOD

 

[clockspeed]

19 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Anybody go greet the arrival? 
 

This is the sort of stuff this thread should be about . Proper investigatory analysis . Brilliant . Pure unadulterated conjecture that could be wildly off the mark . That's what transfer windows all about . 

[Scott_M]

3 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

Well, I just did a close up on the aircraft, and OH MY GOD

 

He’s got a bigger head than Maguire. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

English number 10's should be banned, who do they think they are rocking up with names like Wayne, Keith, Michael, Graham, James and Mason. They should have proper names like Eusebio, Roberto, Francesco, Michel, Georghe, Michael Laudrup, James Rodriguez.

 

Fucking English players with ideas above their station, grow up, be a number 8 or a winger.

 

 

Michael is a beautiful name.

[Pete]

2 hours ago, Scott_M said:

 

Get's another chance to fail at relegating Everton then.  Cunt.

[TD_LFC]

If anyone ever asks the question why don't we 'do what Brighton do' then refer them to any given thread discussing transfers for an answer.

 

[Scott_M]

I can’t get excited over “Agreed personal terms” stories.

 

I’d imagine there are only a handful of players in the world we couldn’t agree personal terms with (Haaland, Mbappe, Neymar, Messi etc).
 

Us not being able to agree personal terms with Thuram or Kone would be more surprising. 

 

Personal terms mean nothing without agreeing a fee. That’s the biggest obstacle. 

[CapeRed]

I am hearing Keita has passed a medical at a German club. How the fuck could that happen???

[manwiththestick]

1 minute ago, CapeRed said:

I am hearing Keita has passed a medical at a German club. How the fuck could that happen???

Maybe they didn't check to see if he had a spine.

[Red74]

4 minutes ago, CapeRed said:

I am hearing Keita has passed a medical at a German club. How the fuck could that happen???

Only has to be fit for one day. The malingering doesn’t start till the inks dry on the contract. 

[3 Stacks]

Keita signing for Werder Bremen in 2023 says it all about where his career has ended up. Maybe he could be a big fish in a small pond there. 

[Red74]

I said years ago he’ll see his contract out here, move to another mug and drop down level after lever every season after.

 

Lets see how this unfolds 

[Dr Nowt]

Imagine if we’d given him a new deal, as was being mooted at one point, only to watch him pull the exact same routine for another however many years while we didn’t sign anyone to replace him. Thank fuck he didn’t pull a contract season out of the bag to tempt them into it.

[Red74]

5 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Imagine if we’d given him a new deal, as was being mooted at one point, only to watch him pull the exact same routine for another however many years while we didn’t sign anyone to replace him. Thank fuck he didn’t pull a contract season out of the bag to tempt them into it.

I really hope this is one of those events that FSG stepped in and said No to any new deal. 

[Mook]

3 minutes ago, Red74 said:

I really hope this is one of those events that FSG stepped in and said No to any new deal. 

 

I'm hoping Klopp told him to get fucked and packed his bags for him.

 

He was the one Keita really let down.