Do your feet grow in your 40’s?

[old skool tom]

My bastard toes have been rammed against every size 11 and are in bulk 

 

Absolute madness if they still grow,nobodys ever told me this…….

 

i wouldnt mind if this was reciprocated with my cock but i can confirm its sadly not the case

[PestiRed]

They’re not growing, your arches are gradually collapsing and this is increasing your footprint and shoe size. Basically your body is deteriorating with age

 

You’re welcome

[old skool tom]

Great.

 

Another ailment to add to my varicose veins,balding bonce,outside nasal hair and arthritis 

[JohnnyH]

It’d explain a lot about my wife. She’s got feckin flippers going on these days. 

[YorkshireRed]

Mine are shrinking. I used to be able to see them clearly when I looked down. These days I can barely see my toes. 

[Harry's Lad]

I've got feet like Frodo Baggins only hairless. Size 12, but ridiculously broad and getting worse.

I haven't been able to wear Samba for 10 years which is shit seeing as I had been since the 70's.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

44 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Mine are shrinking. I used to be able to see them clearly when I looked down. These days I can barely see my toes. 

Out of rep.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, old skool tom said:

Great.

 

Another ailment to add to my varicose veins,balding bonce,outside nasal hair and arthritis 

Any cunt who believes in Intelligent Design needs to explain what part of God's plan says that older men need less hair on their heads, but more in their noses and ears.

[Stouffer]

Weird that this thread has came up as it something that has happened to me recently. 

 

I've been a size 9 my whole life. Went to get some trainers on Friday and I'm now a size 10.

 

Fuck you gravity. 

[Section_31]

Yeah get to the podiatrist and get some arch supports. I used to be a size 12 now I'm an 11. Soon I'll be a 10, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Did DM the OP here but going to post this here as others have commented. 

 

My dad had this in his 30s, hands and feet started growing. He had a benign brain tumor causing it. Know a lot of people are talking about arches but just ask your GP. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Did DM the OP here but going to post this here as others have commented. 

 

My dad had this in his 30s, hands and feet started growing. He had a benign brain tumor causing it. Know a lot of people are talking about arches but just ask your GP. 

Hope it didnt cause him any later problems? I had a cousin who has just passed away who had a benign brain tumour and it handicapped him and left him in a hospice for around the last couple of decades of his life. It pays to be cautious.

[Paulie Dangerously]

33 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Hope it didnt cause him any later problems? I had a cousin who has just passed away who had a benign brain tumour and it handicapped him and left him in a hospice for around the last couple of decades of his life. It pays to be cautious.

Sorry to hear about your cousin. Horrible stuff.

 

With my dad, When that part of your brain is removed it oddly puts you at higher risk of intestinal polyps and thus cancer. He had regular scans for year's and a couple of years ago they caught it early in his bowels. Luckily he was able to get it sorted before the covid lockdown and hospital operations stopped. 

 

It was only a doctor noticing the size of his hands when at an appointment for my brother and asking questions that his initial tumor was picked up on. 

[Chip Butty]

Feet grow, belly grows, cock shrinks. 
head loses hair, eyebrows and ears gain hair. You develop your own soundtrack for when you move to get up, sit down, reach and lift anything above a teabag on a spoon - you listen to less music. A boss solid shit with great snappage and very little wiping are the highlight of your day. Piles rule your life.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

9 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Feet grow, belly grows, cock shrinks. 
head loses hair, eyebrows and ears gain hair. You develop your own soundtrack for when you move to get up, sit down, reach and lift anything above a teabag on a spoon - you listen to less music. A boss solid shit with great snappage and very little wiping are the highlight of your day. Piles rule your life.

 

I'm 40 next year, now I'm excited!

[manwiththestick]

9 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Feet grow, belly grows, cock shrinks. 
head loses hair, eyebrows and ears gain hair. You develop your own soundtrack for when you move to get up, sit down, reach and lift anything above a teabag on a spoon - you listen to less music. A boss solid shit with great snappage and very little wiping are the highlight of your day. Piles rule your life.

 

Fucking hell, book me into Dignitas in 10 years.

[Harry's Lad]

24 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Fucking hell, book me into Dignitas in 10 years.

I should have done it 15 years ago.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

Feet grow, belly grows, cock shrinks. 
head loses hair, eyebrows and ears gain hair. You develop your own soundtrack for when you move to get up, sit down, reach and lift anything above a teabag on a spoon - you listen to less music. A boss solid shit with great snappage and very little wiping are the highlight of your day. Piles rule your life.

 

While this is all true, strangely I wouldn't want to be young again either. 

 

Since I was 15 all I've ever wanted was to live in an old people's home in Helsby and be brought a cup of tea and a KitKat while I'm watching cowboy films with a blanket over my knees.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

While this is all true, strangely I wouldn't want to be young again either. 

 

Since I was 15 all I've ever wanted was to live in an old people's home in Helsby and be brought a cup of tea and a KitKat while I'm watching cowboy films with a blanket over my knees.

Repped. I bet you didn’t realise when you were 15 that they would ruin Kit Kats with rubbish tasting, piss thin chocolate.

[Paul]

22 hours ago, old skool tom said:

My bastard toes have been rammed against every size 11 and are in bulk 

 

Absolute madness if they still grow,nobodys ever told me this…….

 

i wouldnt mind if this was reciprocated with my cock but i can confirm its sadly not the case

Are you sure you don’t just need to cut your toe nails…?

[old skool tom]

On 28/08/2022 at 11:50, Paulie Dangerously said:

Did DM the OP here but going to post this here as others have commented. 

 

My dad had this in his 30s, hands and feet started growing. He had a benign brain tumor causing it. Know a lot of people are talking about arches but just ask your GP. 

Cheers.Thats heavy mate

 

i had a brain scan about12 months ago due to reoccurring headaches but nothing found.Think it was bloody ecigs ….basically stopped now 

 

Thanks though la

[old skool tom]

16 hours ago, Paul said:

Are you sure you don’t just need to cut your toe nails…?

Ive cut them right down as i have a fungall infection under left toe nail but its my right foot that seems to be jabbing steroids into itself more than the left…..also think im getting a bunnion thing as my big right fella is pointing towards 1 o’clock