Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Up for sale apparently,  the mancs' 'official poet' is on telly now saying that they used to be the biggest club in the world, it's fell off a cliff and the FA should take some responsibility. 

 

God, I hate these twats.

The FA?!!! Why??!! 
 

The same side that devalued the FA Cup (it’s never been the same since IMO) by pulling out of it because taggart didn’t want his youth team embarrassed while they were playing in the world championship (where they got twatted hahaha) 

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

The FA?!!! Why??!! 
 

The same side that devalued the FA Cup (it’s never been the same since IMO) by pulling out of it because taggart didn’t want his youth team embarrassed while they were playing in the world championship (where they got twatted hahaha) 

Shouldn't have let the glazers buy them apparently as they weren't fit and proper.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Shouldn't have let the glazers buy them apparently as they weren't fit and proper.

The same glazers who have spent a fucking fortune on them? They only hate the glazers because they haven’t won fuck all. With the amount of money they’ve spent they should have so it’s hardly on the glazers. Biggest mistake they made was sacking Van Gaal. Oh and hiring Mourinho/Moyes/Solskjaer I forget who else.  

[Manny]

9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Shouldn't have let the glazers buy them apparently as they weren't fit and proper.

Spoiled little bastards aren't they. Being totally objective for a second, the Glazers aren't great owners in terms of their chaotic approach post-Ferguson or the decay that's set in around the stadium, but the debt they've loaded on the club is easily serviced to the point where they can be the biggest spending club in the country over the past ten years, and in the grand scheme of cunt owners in English football they're barely mid-table. Dour, but not downright awful.

 

I hope they get bought out by some proper hedge fund cunts in the current borrowing climate and they find out what real cunty ownership looks like.

[Pete]

Hope they go bust. 

[Pete]

1 hour ago, Manny said:

Spoiled little bastards aren't they. Being totally objective for a second, the Glazers aren't great owners in terms of their chaotic approach post-Ferguson or the decay that's set in around the stadium, but the debt they've loaded on the club is easily serviced to the point where they can be the biggest spending club in the country over the past ten years, and in the grand scheme of cunt owners in English football they're barely mid-table. Dour, but not downright awful.

 

I hope they get bought out by some proper hedge fund cunts in the current borrowing climate and they find out what real cunty ownership looks like.

What's Hicks and Gilett up to these days? 

[Megadrive Man]

The Glazers want £8 billion for them apparently! Can't see a flood of interest at that price! 

[Dave D]

Both us and United are utterly ridiculous business ventures.

 

And now all and sundry in the football world have denounced the Middle East for its murky human rights record etc there could be alot of very awkward interviews and articles written by the same people if their team fall into the hands of said Middle East 

 

If you have 4 billion knocking around buy Bournemouth or Brighton or Villa- save yourself 3.5 billion on the asking price and improve the team in one transfer window.

[Pete]

47 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

The Glazers want £8 billion for them apparently! Can't see a flood of interest at that price! 

I read that to the sound of Dr Evil. 

[Tj hooker]

3 hours ago, MegadriveMan said:

The Glazers want £8 billion for them apparently! Can't see a flood of interest at that price! 

5 live said this morning that the stock market value of the club was 2 Billion but obviously a sale price won't reflect that I suppose the amount of debt they run will have an affect on the price. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I thought Chelsea debt would be a burden but they flogged that club in a heartbeat.

[Frank Dacey]

Read recently that the metric for valuing football clubs is revenue x 6. On that basis we'd be worth about 3.6 billion and United maybe a bit more.

[Megadrive Man]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I thought Chelsea debt would be a burden but they flogged that club in a heartbeat.

I think that was because Abramovic agreed to right off the debt though?

Can't see the Glazers doing that!

[Pete]

So the Mancs reckon they can steal any potential bidders for us due to their worldwide appeal.
Typical mancs, where we lead, they follow.

[JagSquared]

Seen some dubious sources saying that Apple are interested in them. 
 

obviously bullshit but can you imagine companies like that buying football clubs - farcical.

[Section_31]

David Beckham is open to holding talks with potential bidders for Manchester United, according to people with knowledge of the matter.

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

On 23/11/2022 at 16:44, Tj hooker said:

5 live said this morning that the stock market value of the club was 2 Billion but obviously a sale price won't reflect that I suppose the amount of debt they run will have an affect on the price. 

It's shot up since then....

 

 

 

[Guest]

Heard rumours Apple interested in Man Utd. Would definitely get to the core.

[Pete]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Heard rumours Apple interested in Man Utd. Would definitely get to the core.

Apple buy the mancs and I switch to Samsung. 

[razor]

8 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Heard rumours Apple interested in Man Utd. Would definitely get to the core.

 

A rival bidder could pip them at the post.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 26/11/2022 at 04:02, razor said:

 

A rival bidder could pip them at the post.

Have Peel put in a bid too?

[Pete]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Have Peel put in a bid too?

Hope they crumble after stewing for a while. 

[Section_31]

Rumours they're eyeing a ground share with the shite at Bramley dock.

[manwiththestick]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Rumours they're eyeing a ground share with the shite at Bramley dock.

Every week the ground filled with Cox.

[Fugitive]

They are rumoured to want Rooney back as manager and are willing to offer him a Granny Smith to sweeten the deal.