Succession

[Arniepie]

That bit with roman at the end was brilliant 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

15 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

That bit with roman at the end was brilliant 

 

Finally, a bit of fire in one of the idiot offspring's bellies, and easily the highlight of the episode.

 

Fair play to Roman, he's got bigger peaches than all the others combined.

[Gooch]

This season has been sensational, has barely missed a beat. Still need to rewatch that 3rd episode again, as good as anything I've ever seen.

[Paul]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

CD doesn’t realise how boring he’s become on this thread. I honestly think he either loves it or doesn’t even watch it. 

“Become”??? You say that like it wasn’t always the case!

[Paul]

Some lines I enjoyed this week:

 

Connor: He’ll look like one of the Bay City Rollers

 

Ken: Let’s bleed the Swede!

 

Tom: Norwegians/Swedes. What’s the difference? They’re all descended from the same rapists. 

 

Hugo: We’re snakes on a plane. 
 

Hugo: I metabolise fast because I’m dynamic. 

 

Roman: Tuck your boner away Carl. 
 

Roman: You, me and Shiv - the three fuckyouteers.

 

Shiv: Yeah. He also wanted to poison Brezhnev and hang Mandela. Doesn’t mean he was always right. 
 

Greg: The quad squad 

 

Lucas: Will France make it or will they, you know, pull a Greece?

 

Carl: Look at those guys hanging in the window like Peking Duck

 

Shiv: This? The majestic stags sparring with their memory foam hard ons?

 

Shiv: Half a litre? Well first of all, good one!

 

Tom: Your earlobes are thick and chewy. Like barnacle meat.

[Arniepie]

9 hours ago, Torvald Utne said:

Was there a little conspiracy with shiv and Mattson at the end there or did I misinterpret?

I think she was just trying to keep him onside without letting on how much of a monster she thinks he is.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Carradona]

On 25/04/2023 at 08:09, Paul said:

Some lines I enjoyed this week:

 

Connor: He’ll look like one of the Bay City Rollers

 

Ken: Let’s bleed the Swede!

 

Tom: Norwegians/Swedes. What’s the difference? They’re all descended from the same rapists. 

 

Hugo: We’re snakes on a plane. 
 

Hugo: I metabolise fast because I’m dynamic. 

 

Roman: Tuck your boner away Carl. 
 

Roman: You, me and Shiv - the three fuckyouteers.

 

Shiv: Yeah. He also wanted to poison Brezhnev and hang Mandela. Doesn’t mean he was always right. 
 

Greg: The quad squad 

 

Lucas: Will France make it or will they, you know, pull a Greece?

 

Carl: Look at those guys hanging in the window like Peking Duck

 

Shiv: This? The majestic stags sparring with their memory foam hard ons?

 

Shiv: Half a litre? Well first of all, good one!

 

Tom: Your earlobes are thick and chewy. Like barnacle meat.

Shiv's "Da Fuck?" after Greg said "Da Family" was perfect!

[Dr Nowt]

‘I don’t care what you think, you’re a tribute band’.

[Kevin D]

Really hoping at the funeral we finally get to see how ratfucker Sam is dealing with all of this.

[Dr Nowt]

3 hours ago, Kevin D said:

Really hoping at the funeral we finally get to see how ratfucker Sam is dealing with all of this.

If ever there was a username in waiting.

[Dr Nowt]

“Is he nice?” You're asking about the moral character of a man named Ratfucker Sam?

[Paul]

Not as funny this week, but brilliant on the three kids. Plus the end is a perfect, “capitalism is utterly ridiculous” moment. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Living+

 

Honestly, Kendall needs euthanizing. The daft twat is a complete idiot.

 

A couple of nice scenes between Tom and Siobhan, and another between Rome and the exec and then Geri.

 

One of the better episodes imo.

 

5/10

[VladimirIlyich]

The reality of a pair of idiots inheriting a billion dollar business is starting to show through. The girl is the only one with half a brain. Nice balls on Karl too.

[polymerpunkah]

The "you're a tribute band" line sums it up.

 

 

[Paul]

58 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

The reality of a pair of idiots inheriting a billion dollar business is starting to show through. The girl is the only one with half a brain. Nice balls on Karl too.

Thought it was brilliant the way their idiocy and rampant ego was built up throughout the episode and then ends with Lukas deleting his tweet after the investors all respond very positively to Ken’s speech. It’s basically saying, “Look how shit and ridiculous capitalism is”.  Shows it all as smoke, mirrors and bullshit. I mean, the whole numbers thing was incredible. 

[Elite]

Kendall's cringe factor eclipses David Brent. He's such a monumental plum.

[Arniepie]

Thought shiv was brilliant in it 

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Arniepie said:

Thought shiv was brilliant in it 

She's the one who should be the CEO and not the other two clowns.

[Arniepie]

5 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

She's the one who should be the CEO and not the other two clowns.

the relationship between her and tom is so complex

[Carvalho Diablo]

6 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

She's the one who should be the CEO and not the other two clowns.

 

Siobhan's biggest strength, in fact her only strength, is that she isn't her idiot brothers.

 

No wonder Logan despised them all.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Arniepie said:

the relationship between her and tom is so complex

He's a snivelling weasel with no balls and she has the cajones in the relationship and knows it. She wants to be like her Dad,powerful,and with Tom she can be.

[stringvest]

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2023/may/02/succession-20-greatest-characters-ranked

 

[Bjornebye]

This series has been absolutely superb. Karl is funny as fuck.