Champions Of Everything - Preseason - 2020/21

[Bob]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

The feelgood factor of the title win is fading fast! If this is backup we need better back up! And why is Karius on the bench? Pay his contract up and fuck him off!

You didn’t enjoy any of the ride to the title win, so surely you’re thrilled to be unhappy again this soon?

[BeefStroganoff]

Imagine my surprise, 2-1 down when i started doing the dishes. 7-2 up to the reds when i finished. Pans look sparkling too, which is nice.

[Grinch]

1 minute ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Imagine my surprise, 2-1 down when i started doing the dishes. 7-2 up to the reds when i finished. Pans look sparkling too, which is nice.

45 mins to do the dishes, I'd fucking hope they're sparkling. 

 

[Creator Supreme]

7 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

You didn’t enjoy any of the ride to the title win, so surely you’re thrilled to be unhappy again this soon?

Happy to be unhappy? No because then I'm unhappy, I'm bored of that!

[Arnaud]

5 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Imagine my surprise, 2-1 down when i started doing the dishes. 7-2 up to the reds when i finished. Pans look sparkling too, which is nice.

That was a pretty long wash, wasn’t it ?

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Happy to be unhappy? No because then I'm unhappy, I'm bored of that!

No, being happy and unhappy at the same time isn't possible. If you're happy, you're not unhappy. If you're unhappy, you're not happy. I reckon you're not unhappy which makes you happy.

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Imagine my surprise, 2-1 down when i started doing the dishes. 7-2 up to the reds when i finished. Pans look sparkling too, which is nice.

Origi did well, for a shit stroker.

[magicrat]

6 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

Origi did well, for a shit stroker.

He rubs his turds ??

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

Origi did well, for a shit stroker.

A shit stroker? That's some fucked up fetish.

[BeefStroganoff]

14 minutes ago, Grinch said:

45 mins to do the dishes, I'd fucking hope they're sparkling. 

 

ha ha! I've just wrecked my back playing footy earlier so the only thing i can do to help around the house is stand at the sink.

[BeefStroganoff]

7 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

Origi did well, for a shit stroker.

?

[BeefStroganoff]

12 minutes ago, Arnaud said:

That was a pretty long wash, wasn’t it ?

stacks of dishes mate

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

?

8 minutes ago, magicrat said:

He rubs his turds ??

 

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

A shit stroker? That's some fucked up fetish.

A shit striker.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

34 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

ha ha! I've just wrecked my back playing footy earlier so the only thing i can do to help around the house is stand at the sink.

That’s where you are going wrong, stop wanting to help around the house.

[Ne Moe Imya]

I honestly think that if Curtis Jones had been at Derby, say, or Fulham, and been playing well in the Championship and we'd just bought him for 30m, our fans would be way more relaxed about our squad. Excited, even.

 

There's something about him. I think he's going to start for us for a long time. Maybe this is the season where he's eased in at the beginning, but I wouldn't feel nervous at all to see his name on the team sheet as a starter in a big league game.

[Butch]

55 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

No, being happy and unhappy at the same time isn't possible. If you're happy, you're not unhappy. If you're unhappy, you're not happy. I reckon you're not unhappy which makes you happy.

Reminds me of this 

[magicrat]

Famous win for the minnows 

[Captain Howdy]

3 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

The feelgood factor of the title win is fading fast! If this is backup we need better back up! And why is Karius on the bench? Pay his contract up and fuck him off!

Jesus Christ I thought I was a half glass empty type but you’re off the fucking scale

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

53 minutes ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

I honestly think that if Curtis Jones had been at Derby, say, or Fulham, and been playing well in the Championship and we'd just bought him for 30m, our fans would be way more relaxed about our squad. Excited, even.

 

There's something about him. I think he's going to start for us for a long time. Maybe this is the season where he's eased in at the beginning, but I wouldn't feel nervous at all to see his name on the team sheet as a starter in a big league game.

This. If his attitude is right he’ll be a great player. And if someone can influence his attitude in the right way it’s Klopp.

[rb14]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

A shit stroker? That's some fucked up fetish.

Really? Are you saying you think I should stop? 

[sir roger]

I assume Jurgen is also alluding to Virgil and Joe being with their national teams.

[Herp McDerp]

13 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Where the fuck has this come from? Have Blackpool put their under-8's on for the second half?

 

Klopp received delivery of PEDs just in time for the second half mate

[kemskem]

Watched it on LFC TV. Milner was great. His attitude is fantastic, what a servant he’s been to the club. Second half tempo was much improved helped by the substitutions at the back and Jones. A good workout and a good 90 minutes from Minamino.

[johnsusername]

12 hours ago, sir roger said:

I assume Jurgen is also alluding to Virgil and Joe being with their national teams.

Putting international games days before the start of the season is absolutely fucking stupid. But nothing changes. And during a worldwide pandemic! 

[Strontium]

16 hours ago, Caramac said:

@1892-LFCWasBorn