General Election 2019

[Creator Supreme]

Even speaking as a Green, good riddance you (formerly) fat Tory cunt!

[Captain Turdseye]

He’s surely got one last parting shot in him. Surprised he didn’t wait until closer to Election Day. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Great news. 

I'm sure he would have been beaten by George Galloway anyhow. Maybe that's his real reason for going. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

He's apparently said that it's for personal reasons rather than political and that he will continue with his deputy duties until 12th December. 

 

Jeremy C has thanked him for his work for the party and hopes that he enjoys the horseradish plants he gave him. 

[Anubis]

He’s talking about helping people with their health and fitness. Workout video incoming.

[Brownie]

Not sure how much value he can add to public health by just telling people that they need to be in a calorie deficit to lose weight.

[Denny Crane]

I used to wonder who filled out the Daily Mail comments sections, now I know it was Tory MPs. 

 

 

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

I Morgan is hardly the best person to be challenging anyone on fake news but Just in case anyone missed this on GMTV this morning.

 

 

 

 

 

[pauliescouse]

14 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I Morgan is hardly the best person to be challenging anyone on fake news but Just in case anyone missed this on GMTV this morning.

 

 

 

 

 

Its not often I give Piers Morgan credit but he tore notSoCleverly a new arsehole there.

 

I can't stand that cunt. Kay Burley tore it wider...

 ...later on. He must have wet himself and shit out of the interview.

Are main stream media finally holding these cunts to account?

[Captain Turdseye]

I don’t think there’s any doubt at all that at this point Sky News are much more impartial than the BBC. 

[Brownie]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I don’t think there’s any doubt at all that at this point Sky News are much more impartial than the BBC. 

Apart from when Jon Craig is on.

 

I reckon that Lewis Goodall might be a sneaky lefty you know. Or, he’s just impartial and fair.

[Brownie]

Some interesting polling from Remain seats down South. As expected, the Lib Dems are polling really well and could take some seats off the Tories.

[Rico1304]

Chris Williamson standing as an independent. 

[moof]

He can fuck off, the cheeky cunt

[A Red]

3 hours ago, moof said:

You are confusing matters. The main takeaway is very, very easy to comprehend. It has nothing to do with telling people which way to vote, it has everything to do with offering them two credible options. 

I am a bit thick and cant master multi quoting.

 

You said this -

 

Why is that sensible but the exact same policy but with labour’s deal instead of Boris’ is incomprehensibly complicated? You are taking the piss, surely

 

Right, one last fucking time. Stronts suggestion was not the exact same policy , it was different in a number of ways. I dont want to go on a full "youre a thick cunt" but fucking hell.

 

Labours policy is to offer a referendum, yes. with 2 options, yes. The way Labour presents its views on Brexit in a GE, the decision to negotiate another deal and the decision which side of a referendum to support after the re-negotiation are ALL part of Labours policy. Stronts hypothetical policy is entirely different, not exactly the same, to what is the current policy i.e come out now and back remain, forget renegotiation, forget special conferences. 

 

You know this but dont want to lose face. I know I can be tedious but you are taking it to another level

[Captain Turdseye]

I can’t tell who said what there. Sort it out, grandad. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I can’t tell who said what there. Sort it out, grandad. 

Moof called A Red a sad old git. A Red didn't like it so wrote him a poem. 

 

Butt out. 

[moof]

Alright, I mistyped. Hands up. I accidentally typed “exact” and that was wrong and bad of me.
 

The overriding point stands and you are still getting bogged down in semantics and granular details over some hypothetical “more sensible” policy 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, moof said:

Alright, I mistyped. Hands up. I accidentally typed “exact” and that was wrong and bad of me.
 

The overriding point stands and you are still getting bogged down in semantics and granular details over some hypothetical “more sensible” policy 

So the rest of the policy is just granular detail, fucki......ah fuck it, if that helps you save face, lets go with it. 

[moof]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

So the rest of the policy is just granular detail, fucki......ah fuck it, if that helps you save face, lets go with it. 

You are a tedious cunt I’ll give you that. The policy is very fucking simple. The only way you wouldn’t be able to understand it is if you are completely bogged down in inconsequential little details. Like, “why won’t they tell people which way to vote”

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Tom Watson standing down as an MP.

 

Must...not...gloat....

Pleasantly surprised at the tone of a lot of the lefties he's flung shit at (and vice versa) over the years. There's a lot of "thanks for... something to do with Murdoch and something about gambling... best wishes for the future".

Minimal gloating. 

[sir roger]

10 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Pleasantly surprised at the tone of a lot of the lefties he's flung shit at (and vice versa) over the years. There's a lot of "thanks for... something to do with Murdoch and something about gambling... best wishes for the future".

Minimal gloating. 

Early days but I have been impressed with the discipline shown by Labour spokespeople since the election was called  and the way they have tried to broaden the discussions away from just Brexit.

[Anubis]

19 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Pleasantly surprised at the tone of a lot of the lefties he's flung shit at (and vice versa) over the years. There's a lot of "thanks for... something to do with Murdoch and something about gambling... best wishes for the future".

Minimal gloating. 

I think word went out to keep reactions moderate and not provide ammunition to the usual suspects.

[sir roger]

 

 

Disappointed that Skwawkbox seems to have not allowed any comments on their Watson thread.

 

I had made tea and toast and set myself down to enjoy it.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

This is entirely normal/coincidental...