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'Shit' Christmas Songs


VladimirIlyich
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Won’t you come and see
My Rumpy Bum Bum
It’s the Turtle’s head for me
My Rumpy Bum Bum
It’s coming out my ring
My Rumpy Bum Bum
I bet it’s going to sting
My Rumpy Bum Bum
Rumpy Bum Bum
Rumpy Bum Bum
 
I’d better find a loo
My Rumpy Bum Bum
It’s time for epic poo
My Rumpy Bum Bum
Rumpy Bum Bum
Rumpy Bum Bum
 
Pants down baby
My Rumpy Bum Bum
I’m going to plug this loo
My Rumpy Bum Bum
I feel just like a King
My Rumpy Bum Bum
I’m AC Slatering
My Rumpy Bum Bum
Rumpy Bum Bum
Rumpy Bum Bum
 
I’ll take a pic for you
My Rumpy Bum Bum
Rumpy Bum Bum
Rumpy Bum Bum
Both my bollocks and
My Rumpy Bum Bum
I’ll wipe it next time
My Rumpy Bum Bum

 

Show yer mum

 

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