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[Fowler1972]

I think I’ll pass, thanks.

Pass on the sass, or not the sass, we may never know.

[Fowler1972]

I’m absolutely crushed. All I wanted was for him to read my ramblings and like me.

I do like you. I like you better than I like myself.

[PestiRed]

I’m on a 9 hour flight with six hours left. I am bored to tears and yet I still am not tempted to read the top ten

 

Sorry

[Fowler1972]

I’m on a 9 hour flight with six hours left. I am bored to tears and yet I still am not tempted to read the top ten

 

Sorry

You will, the thought seed has been planted. Once you pop you won’t stop.

[cloggypop]

P or pop?

[Fowler1972]

You will, the thought seed has been planted. Once you pop you won’t stop.

Read the sex one. It’s about an erotic encounter after a chance meting on public transport.

[stringvest]

I got a hand job from a women I'd never met before on a flight to Detroit.   I should monetise that on Facebook. 

[scudger99]

I got a hand job from a women I'd never met before on a flight to Detroit.   I should monetise that on Facebook. 

Would that make it Wankbook ?

[Dr Nowt]

I got a hand job from a women I'd never met before on a flight to Detroit. I should monetise that on Facebook.

The service on BangkokAir is second to none, isn’t it.

[PestiRed]

I got a hand job from a women I'd never met before on a flight to Detroit.   I should monetise that on Facebook.

 

Ive got visions of the Four Tops singing Reach Out now. In fact I’m listening to it

[PestiRed]

Can you dig it by the Mock Turtles has stood against the test of time surprisingly well

 

I cannot say the same of the entire Northside back catalogue

[Fowler1972]

This off topic chatter is having a detrimental impact on my hits to clicks ratio.

[PestiRed]

One little suggestion that Northside weren’t that good and you have a hissy fit

[General Dryness]

I got a hand job from a women I'd never met before on a flight to Detroit. I should monetise that on Facebook.

And that's the story of how Stringy met Amelia Earhart.

[Dr Nowt]

Read the sex one. It’s about an erotic encounter after a chance meting on public transport.

“Pesti was on his eleventeenth glass of wine when he realised the hefty American across the row was not merely braying loudly due to a near-fatal lack of IQ, but was also desperately trying to attract his attention.

 

“I’ve noticed you noticing me”, the improbably large sted-headed imbecile whispered, as he gently but firmly took Pesti’s glass from his hand and pushed his seat back, assuming the tea bag position as he hovered above him and turned off his night light.

 

“Oh well”, mused Pesti to himself as the pair of clammy balls loomed into his eyeline. “At least I won’t be tempted to read that fucking blog entry with shit white bread masquerading as toast.”

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Wish his fucking gardener would hit him with a spade and bury him under a Rose bush. Just me? Too soon?

[Fowler1972]

“Pesti was on his eleventeenth glass of wine when he realised the hefty American across the row was not merely braying loudly due to a near-fatal lack of IQ, but was also desperately trying to attract his attention.

 

“I’ve noticed you noticing me”, the improbably large sted-headed imbecile whispered, as he gently but firmly took Pesti’s glass from his hand and pushed his seat back, assuming the teabag position while hovering above him as he turned off his night light.

 

“Oh well”, mused Pesti to himself as a pair of clammy balls loomed into view. “At least I won’t be tempted to read that fucking blog entry with shit white bread masquerading as toast.”

That’s quite good. You will be tempted though, it’s only a matter of time.

[stringvest]

“Pesti was on his eleventeenth glass of wine when he realised the hefty American across the row was not merely braying loudly due to a near-fatal lack of IQ, but was also desperately trying to attract his attention.

 

“I’ve noticed you noticing me”, the improbably large sted-headed imbecile whispered, as he gently but firmly took Pesti’s glass from his hand and pushed his seat back, assuming the tea bag position as he hovered above him and turned off his night light.

 

“Oh well”, mused Pesti to himself as the pair of clammy balls loomed into his eyeline “At least I won’t be tempted to read that fucking blog entry with shit white bread masquerading as toast.”

Could they not have hoved into view?

[stringvest]

The service on BangkokAir is second to none, isn’t it.

From the minute the pilot opens his flaps, you’re treated like a king. And occasionally a queen.

[Fowlers God]

However much Fowler1972 is desperately trying to plug his blog, I want to know more about Pete getting his Todger played with and he’s only mentioned it in passing.

[Fowler1972]

However much Fowler1972 is desperately trying to plug his blog, I want to know more about Pete getting his Todger played with and he’s only mentioned it in passing.

I’m not ‘desperately’ plugging my blog, the latest post you can see below. I’d quite like to read more about Pete’s todger as well though.

 

http://phillslater.blog/2018/03/21/depression-letter/

[Elite]

How's it going with your missus, did she read your blog about her?

[Fowler1972]

How's it going with your missus, did she read your blog about her?

Not yet. I haven’t mentioned it and, remarkably, nobody else has either. We’re doing ok, having a family meal and film tonight. I might even sit next to her on the sofa. Thanks.

[Elite]

I might even sit next to her on the sofa

Whoa....no need for that filth.

 

Seriously though, hope you get back to being happy together.

[Fowler1972]

Whoa....no need for that filth.

 

Seriously though, hope you get back to being happy together.

Thanks, some work to do but definitely in a better place.