Summer 2018 Transfer Thread

[Bobby Hundreds]

Those bahlsen biscuits are very nice.

[Dave D]

Those bahlsen biscuits are very nice.

 

Indeed.

 

Out of the fridge especially

[Pureblood]

Only issue I have with them is the dunkableness or dunk ability....

 

Just eat them raw - hot drinks are for arseholes.

 

The only coffee or tea I drink is of the iced variety.  

[cloggypop]

We're going to sign a Family Circle biscuit assortment.

[Tony Moanero]

Just eat them raw - hot drinks are for arseholes.

 

The only coffee or tea I drink is of the iced variety.

Can't remember the last I drank a cup of tea, but I always dunk my biscuits in one.

[Mascherano]

What do you like to drink? Non alcoholic like?

[The Golden Eel]

Not a big biscuit eater myself but I do like those Bahlsen mentioned earlier as well as Choco Liebniz 

[SlugTrail]

What do you like to drink? Non alcoholic like?

I reckon Tone's a Tizer or an Ironbru fan.

[SlugTrail]

Not a big biscuit eater myself but I do like those Bahlsen mentioned earlier as well as Choco Liebniz

I think you need to check who the Liebniz are made by!

[Thoth]

Is a Reece’s Peanut butter cup a biscuit.. they are marvellous

[SlugTrail]

My favourite biscuits are Rich Shorties.

 

I need to get out more!!

[Tony Moanero]

What do you like to drink? Non alcoholic like?

Mostly drink squash, but like the occasional Coca-Cola or Dr Pepper. Tomato juice is ace, too.

[SlugTrail]

Is a Reece’s Peanut butter cup a biscuit.. they are marvellous

peanut butter is for wronguns

[Tony Moanero]

I reckon Tone's a Tizer or an Ironbru fan.

Used to love Tizer when I was a kid. Never liked Irn-Bru.

[Tony Moanero]

Is a Reece’s Peanut butter cup a biscuit.. they are marvellous

No.

[Johnlj]

I would sooner chew on my big toe.

You sir, are an agile bastard. I salute you.

[The Golden Eel]

I think you need to check who the Liebniz are made by!

 

Ah, in that case - I meant Pick Up when I said Bahlsen, didn't realise CL were made by Bahlsen. Turns out I'm a Bahlsen fan

[Ne Moe Imya]

Ummmmm, guys? What if I'm actually Michael Edwards, and I just don't know it somehow? Like, I'm schizophrenic or something?

 

Oliver Bond‏Verified account @Oliver__Bond 5m5 minutes ago

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Liverpool are interested in Napoli’s holding midfielder Jorginho - he would be the club’s first choice, according to @_pauljoyce

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tired of dining out off my suggestion that we buy Naby Keita from Salzburg when he would have cost a pittance and no one had heard of him, I fired up my old number-cruncher to look into the future to see which players we'll be targeting in years to come. I have a few names which may or may not pan out, but the idea is that we'd look at these players now for £10-20m rather than in 3 years when they've already proved to be excellent but they'll cost £50m+.

 

Here you go:

 

Jorginho - 26, CM/DM, Napoli. Maybe a bit too old for us to buy at this point or especially in another season or two but wow. He is really good. In terms of vertical passing his numbers are literally almost off the charts. The next best after him are some names like Veratti, David Silva, Fabregas, and Ozil, if that's any indication.

[G Richards]

Are Napoli interested in Mignolet? Could help.

[3 Stacks]

 

Ummmmm, guys? What if I'm actually Michael Edwards, and I just don't know it somehow? Like, I'm schizophrenic or something?

 

Oliver Bond‏Verified account @Oliver__Bond 5m5 minutes ago

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Liverpool are interested in Napoli’s holding midfielder Jorginho - he would be the club’s first choice, according to @_pauljoyce

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jorginho is a top class midfielder. That would be another great signing. 

[Red House]

Gonna bang my own drums too. In all seriousness, I seriously doubt there is a more intelligent footballer in the game at the moment. He's not the most imposing physically but in terms of off the ball movement, the lad is a tactical genius. Like having a manager on the pitch. Would not be surprised if the mancs were also interested though.

 

Still pissed off we decided against spending 15m on Zielinski and went 25m on Klopp's third choice Wijnaldum instead.

Jorginho in particular was magnificent yesterday. Would be great if we could nick him or Diawara from Napoli.

[Captain Turdseye]

Tomato juice is ace, too.

Fuck off.

[Red House]

Jurgen Klopp will buy a goalkeeper this summer with Simon Mignolet set to leave, having been usurped in the battle for a starting jersey by his 24-year-old rival. A No 6 and a replacement for Philippe Coutinho are also likely.

The wish list in the first two instances could take the Liverpool manager to Serie A. Napoli’s holding midfielder Jorginho would be the Merseyside club’s first choice, the problem being that the Brazilian-born Italian international would be the same for just about every elite side in Europe.

AS Roma’s Alisson is the preferred target for goalkeeping reinforcements, although Liverpool have backed out of the chase for his signature for the time being.

They are unwilling to pay a huge ‘Salah-tax’ to the Italian club for Alisson simply because 12 months ago they secured the Egyptian for a £36.9m fee that has been shown to be a steal.

If Alisson and his representatives fight to ensure his price tag is not prohibitive – and the latest figures range from anything between £60m and £90m – then Liverpool could return to the negotiating table.

[Elite]

Allison, Jorginho, Keita, and an attacker would be a great summer. It's never that simple with us though.

[joe_fishfish]

Jorginho may have been born in Brazil but has unfortunately adopted Italian nationality. For that reason I'm out.