Are you a sad cunt? Examples of your sad cuntedness

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I've spent most of the night doing Sudoku.

I love Japanese women.

[lifetime fan]

Going to the cinema is shit.

 

Agreed.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Going to the cinema on your own is boss. You can't talk during the film anyway. Going the pub on your own is sound, too. Good book and a pint or ten.

 

If I'm watching a film by myself I always use headphones, I also have a break in the middle to make myself a cuppa and a sarnie or something. If it's a long film I fit two breaks in. 

[Tony Moanero]

Agreed.

Nah, the cinema can be boss. I can't go anymore due to a health issue but used to go loads. Independent cinemas rather than multiplexes and I'd go at times when I knew it wouldn't be really busy.

[Section_31]

The pictures are ace.

[Dougie Do'ins]

The pictures are ace.

I was just about to post the same. About the pictures that is. Not the cinema. The cinema is where wools go.

[Lee909]

I enjoy the solitude and escapism of going the flicks on me own sometimes. Specifically a midweek matinee on me day off if I have the time. There's something quite therapeutic about fucking the whole world off for a couple of hours whilst everyone else is at work.

Agree with this

[Captain Turdseye]

Nah, the cinema can be boss. I can't go anymore due to a health issue but used to go loads. Independent cinemas rather than multiplexes and I'd go at times when I knew it wouldn't be really busy.

What's up, Tone? What health condition is preventing you from sitting on your arse for two hours?

[Fowlers God]

I record the Chase every day and watch it when I get in from work

[sir roger]

What's up, Tone? What health condition is preventing you from sitting on your arse for two hours?

 

He put three young scrotes in hospital at the Showcase on the Lancs because they wouldn't shut up and is barred now.

[Tony Moanero]

I was just about to post the same. About the pictures that is. Not the cinema. The cinema is where wools go.

I used to call it the pictures as a kid, but people where I live now, would laugh if I called it that.

[Captain Turdseye]

I used to call it the pictures as a kid, but people where I live now, would laugh if I called it that.

Aye, I've had to alter my vocabulary too so my kids know what I'm talking about.

 

"Stop talking and eat your dinner, Emily"

 

"Don't you mean lunch?"

 

"Grrrrr. Eat it"

[Tony Moanero]

I record the Chase every day and watch it when I get in from work

I like The Chase and watch the old ones on Challenge.

[jimmycase]

I used to watch Treasure Hunt for when the camera zoomed in on Aneka Rice's arse.

[Tony Moanero]

Annabel Croft > Anneka Rice

[Fowlers God]

I like The Chase and watch the old ones on Challenge.

I auditioned for the Chase and have got through to the final stage. I'm just awaiting a call from the producers.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I used to call it the pictures as a kid, but people where I live now, would laugh if I called it that.

St Helens ? Wigan ? Widnes ? Runcorn ?

[Tony Moanero]

St Helens ? Wigan ? Widnes ? Runcorn ?

No, near York.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I used to watch Treasure Hunt for when the camera zoomed in on Aneka Rice's arse.

Didn't really need to zoom Jimmy.

[Karl_b]

I have a book about the architecture of Soviet bus stops.

[Adebisi]

Nothing sad about going to the cinema on your jack unless it's to see Wolverine Origins. I spotted this girl there on her own too and she wound up on the same bus home as me. Same stop and everything. Which seemed crazy because I was living with my ma in the sticks. Spent about 50 minutes of that bus journey trying to pluck up the courage to say something. I'm glad I didn't. She was no prize pig and the colours she was wearing were doing absolutely nothing for her. I was just very lonely back then and would cling onto any girl I deemed attainable or who made eye contact. 

Come to think of it, when we both got off at the same stop I'm sure she was expecting me to get rapey 
 

[RedKnight]

Nothing sad about going to the cinema on your jack unless it's to see Wolverine Origins. I spotted this girl there on her own too and she wound up on the same bus home as me. Same stop and everything. Which seemed crazy because I was living with my ma in the sticks. Spent about 50 minutes of that bus journey trying to pluck up the courage to say something. I'm glad I didn't. She was no prize pig and the colours she was wearing were doing absolutely nothing for her. I was just very lonely back then and would cling onto any girl I deemed attainable or who made eye contact. 

 

Come to think of it, when we both got off at the same stop I'm sure she was expecting me to get rapey 

 

 

[thegreatelephant]

I own one but haven't had the balls to wear it yet.

 

yeah, at first you think, can i carry it off? then, it just becomes effortless

 

once you go flat, you never go back

 

trust me

[Remmie]

Going to the cinema on your own is boss. You can't talk during the film anyway. Going the pub on your own is sound, too. Good book and a pint or ten.

Regarding the pub, I agree with you but if you are on your todd, what do you gaining by paying 3 times the price of a supermarket beer in your own home. Like I say, I agree it's good, but am not sure why.

[Pidge]

I wear a flat cap.  I have worn a succession of flat caps for over 20 years.

 

 

Fucking REPPED.