Watford (H) - 2:15pm, 06/11/16 - The goals that ripped the Hornets' net.

[Heinze]

Hohoho.

[El Rojo]

Just realised that it was three subs doing an impression of our first choice front three for the last goal. Nice bit of depth there.

[Jairzinho]

SSsshhh

 

Bookies might as well pay out.

[Anubis]

Nice healthy goal difference as well.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Such a positive spirit and attitude in a team scoring all kinds of goals, outworking the opposition in every game, coming from behind to win, dominating teams big and small. What a time to be alive.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I feel alive

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Think Carpenters tune...........

 

 

We're on the top of the league down looking

on all the dog shit, and the only explanation I can find,

is that Klopp is our King, he has us doing the LFC thing

that has put us on the top of the league. 

[Josef Svejk]

Good to see Karius do well.

 

And glad to see Milner make a rare error at 5-0 rather than 0-0 or whatever. Who was that right-sided player who gave him a few problems?

[NorthernRed]

63 goals in 38 league games last season. 30 in 11 so far this season.

[Anubis]

http://www.wfcforums.com/showthread.php?59021-Liverpool-FC-5-1-Watford-FC-06-11-2016

 

Screw it. I'll start the chat!

 

I can’t believe how much ridiculous media hype Liverpool are getting this year, even at lunch on sky sports today they had Phil Thompson spouting his 5 reasons that they will win the league, I’m sure one of which was that they had 11 players starting each game. It was pretty much “1. Jurgen Klopp is the new saviour of the world. 2. We’ve got 11 players starting every game. 3. Were the mighty Liverpool. 4. Jurgen Klopp is the new saviour of the world. (did I already say that?)”.

 

What a load of utter tripe.

 

Every day a random old Liverpool player is rolled out in front of us to tell us how fantastically amazing everything is with Liverpool and the new saviour. This love in with Jurgen Klopp “ooh Jurgen we love you”, “ooh Jurgen, how amazing it was that you broke your glasses because you’re such an awesome guy that you just love your amazing team and your amazing self so much”, “ooh Jurgen what a great formation you put out”, “Ooh Jurgen what was the secret behind your amazing transformation of the greatest football team in the world”, “Ooh Jurgen when you win the league with your amazing team, what’s the first thing your amazing self will amazingly be doing to celebrate how absolutely fantastic you and you team are”. “Ooh Jurgen what colour are your underpants this evening”. It’s like utterly ridiculous. Bonkers. Why is everyone in the media so desperate for Liverpool to do so well that they orgasm every time they get to spout out some other ar$ecarp about what a great and fantastic team Jurgen Klopp is creating and how wonderful it is that he has graced the humble premier league with his almighty presence.

 

Why are they all so desperate for this second rate team to get back to the heights of success they really had so, so, so long ago now. I mean, they last won the league 26 years ago. TWENTY SIX YEARS AGO. It’s not like they’ve fallen recently. They’ve not been champions for 26 years. Get over it media. Get goddamn over it.

 

Now I have absolutely nothing personal against Liverpool, Heck it would be good for a second team of minnows in a row to topple the other giants of English football. But this media love in is just sickening.

 

We need to stuff them… Heck, even if we stuffed them 5-0 the media would massage Jurgen’s ego telling him how it’s the awful ugly side of English football that some little brats like Watford can come along and have the audacity of winning at the famous Liverpool in front of the awesome and most amazing fans in the world on the kop, and ruining his perfectly good day. The papers the next day would be full of how amazing Jurgen is that he showed such god-like composure after the defeat and how he’s so amazing that he will turn it around and “oh when he almost lost his glasses again, whadda super guy”. The Telegraph would have a field day about how we had 11 men on the pitch, that one of our players got on the bus without a ticket so should be investigated, or that Capoue’s socks were 2mm higher that the premier league regulation 32 mm below the knee so the game should be forfeit and awarded to the glorious and obviously cheated Liverpool.

 

1-3 Watford.

 

Oh, and Happy Birthday. Probably anyway.

 

How's that birthday wish working out....

[deiseach]

I manage to be irritated by the '1'. First place problems, eh?

[3 Stacks]

We could have scored about 10. The amount of good chances we create is incredible.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

63 goals in 38 league games last season. 30 in 11 so far this season.

 

You should rep yourself for that karl

[Bjornebye]

Made up Watford scored now

Wish we had lost 6:5

[Pureblood]

I manage to be irritated by the '1'. First place problems, eh?

 

I like my sheets dirty.

[Arl arse]

Well played Trumo lad, keep up the good work.

[Lee909]

Fully agree

[bonesman]

Bookies might as well pay out.

I think so too.

[Carvalho Diablo]

We could have scored about 10. The amount of good chances we create is incredible.

Definitely.

 

Proper chances, not scrappy fucking half chances, turgid fucking shinned chances.

 

6-1 flattered Watford.

[an tha]

fucking have that!

[Bjornebye]

Trumo starts match threads from now on.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Hinchcliffe is a bitter arl cock.

 

Chuffed that we conceded and waffling on about how conceding cheap goals can effect goal difference and be important at the end of the season.

 

Sound. I'm sure we'll cope with the +5 we added today. Softshite.

[Cardie]

Sturridge has done well since he's come on.

 

Unlucky not to have a brace or even a hattrick.

 

The main problem we have with Sturridge (injuries aside) is he's a striker and wants to be the focal point of the team, always looking to shoot when he has the ball, looking to make space for himself (not a criticism as such).

 

The benefit of the way we play is we have no focal point and the front three seem to take as much pleasure in setting up a goal as they do scoring one.

 

When Sturridge comes on they're taking up the same positions they always do but end up watching shots rain in from all angles and we lose our shape.

 

Ultimately if the ball goes in the net nobody will care.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Bet JP's had a hand in this too. After getting banned all he had left to do was tweet the players.

 

Shine on you crazy diamond.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If only we had started the game with a forward