Are you happy about Sadio Mané?

[lifetime fan]

Fuck him, he's not a keeper.

 

He starts the weekend.

[Josef Svejk]

...and he's steering using his feet.

His middle leg.

[Dave D]

I'd be irrationally gutted if he's out long term.

 

Similar to when Hamman got injured on his debut under Houllier.

[Thoth]

Still be more productive than Moreno so he plays the weekend

[Gym Beglin]

Yknow what, I think it's a good thing this happening, because it should put the fear of God into Klopp about what happens when Mane is injured and we might go and buy another speedster.

[Dave D]

Reports saying it's a broken collarbone. Out for 4-6 months.

[Frankenhooker]

Reports saying it's a broken collarbone. Out for 4-6 months.

I can't see him breaking his collarbone and then driving home, he'd probably be zonked on painkillers for a start.

[3 Stacks]

Reports saying it's a broken collarbone. Out for 4-6 months.

 

Imagine posting something like that and not giving a source. "Reports" lol.

[Dave D]

I can't see him breaking his collarbone and then driving home, he'd probably be zonked on painkillers for a start.

Thought the same.

 

James Pearce posting on Twitter in last hour.

 

Either way, I'm being far too irrational for my liking.. proper season over shit you going on in my head! He's only played one game.

 

Albeit fucking awesomely

[Frankenhooker]

My broken collarbone took under two months to heal and I had pins in it, I was also in so much pain I couldn't hold a cup with the injured arm, let alone drive. I'm not on Twitter but I'll be amazed if he's broken it.

[3 Stacks]

Reports saying it's a broken collarbone. Out for 4-6 months.

 

In fact:

 

Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ  3m

 

BREAKING: Sky sources - Liverpool's Sadio Mane suffers muscle injury rather than shoulder dislocation in training.

[Lee909]

Great news

Have some rep

[amli]

The Echo has a picture of him driving his car from Melwood. It can't be that bad.

It's a Google car.

[Edward.]

My broken collarbone took under two months to heal and I had pins in it, I was also in so much pain I couldn't hold a cup with the injured arm, let alone drive. I'm not on Twitter but I'll be amazed if he's broken it.

Lucky you broke my in November still fucked.

[Dave D]

In fact:

 

Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ  3m

 

BREAKING: Sky sources - Liverpool's Sadio Mane suffers muscle injury rather than shoulder dislocation in training.

 

Fucking delighted if true.

 

I'm not on twitter, just googled Mane and Pearces tweet was top of the page.

 

Happy to be called a melodramatic fanny on this one...

[Grinch]

Doubt he'd be driving even with a dislocation, that'd mean some serious pain relief Shirley?

[Mark M]

Brilliant news. Hopefully he'll be good to go for the Spurs match.

[BCM]

Anfield HQ ‏@AnfieldHQ 18m18 minutes ago

Mané will miss a maximum of one game through injury. #lfc (SkySports)

[Captain]

Thank fuck for that!

[Josef Svejk]

The greatest injury panic ever for a player who's played one game for us?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Don't get me wrong: I was panicking with the best of them!)

[aRdja]

We bought another wide attacking midfielder in Wijnaldum didn't we.. so we're covered

[niallers]

Even if he misses Burnley, we've got sturridge and origi to come in. At last we're not reliant on a single player and have multiple options up top. We should still do Burnley handy without him.

[Dave D]

The greatest injury panic ever for a player who's played one game for us?!

(Don't get me wrong: I was panicking with the best of them!)

 

 

Apologies, that was my fault for googling it.

 

I'm ashamed at the panic it led to in my "we're gonna win everything with Mane" world

[ZonkoVille77]

Put Origi or Ings in his stead. Sorted...

[manwiththestick]

Even if he misses Burnley, we've got sturridge and origi to come in. At last we're not reliant on a single player and have multiple options up top. We should still do Burnley handy without him.

Pack it in with that shite. It will ruin my weekend if we don't revert to form and get turned over after 90 minutes of huff and puff.