Ever shagged someone famous?

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Bump. Here it is. Superb 

That's it! 

I thought it was A Red. Didn't he say he was hitchhiking and got a lift off Fred West and his daughter or something?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

That's it! 

I thought it was A Red. Didn't he say he was hitchhiking and got a lift off Fred West and his daughter or something?

Yeah A Red ended up in his van I think. Just outstanding. 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

I know some who gave a a Blow job to Pete Loaf, Meatloaf impersonator.

 A Dead Ringer?

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

I know a woman who shagged Thierry Henry.    
 

Her husband left her and two kids, apparently he was crushed when he found out.  

Was her name Nicole?

[Red74]

On 21/06/2015 at 11:13, cochyn said:

Lad I knew reckoned he'd shagged Rose West. Apparently when he tried to shove it up her ricker a man's voice came from the wardrobe saying "Oi! Bumsies is extra, sun-shoine"!*

THE GREATEST POST IN TLW HISTORY 

[Lee909]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

i would do anything for muff.....

 

But I wouldn't do that 

[Rico1304]

33 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Was her name Nicole?

No. Katie. 

[Leyton388]

Does having a wank over a celebrity count? 

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Does having a wank over a celebrity count? 

Only if they were present at the time.

[Tony Moanero]

[lifetime fan]

It’s because of threads like this I’ve been here 18 years. 

[Anubis]

Who was the former forumite who could have copped for Nicola Roberts from Girl’s Aloud, but was too into his girlfriend to cheat on her?

[Elite]

31 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Hahaha.

 

Don't remember that one, we've got some sick fucks on here.

[Captain Howdy]

We appear to have a forum of Richard Geres’ 

[Paul]

Friend of Mrs Paul’s “got a tune out of Daniel Craig’s blue-veined piccolo on West Kirby beach” in the 80s, apparently. 

[Leyton388]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

Only if they were present at the time.

Would they need to know about it? Or does a SPW count. 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Would they need to know about it? Or does a SPW count. 

Secret pocket wank or severe pussy withdrawal? Actually, doesn't matter, it all counts with these stuck up celeb cunts.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

It’s because of threads like this I’ve been here 18 years. 

It's because you've been here 18 years that threads full of sordid shenanigans proliferate.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Hahaha.

 

Don't remember that one, we've got some sick fucks on here.

I still have nightmares over it.

[cloggypop]

On 15/06/2015 at 20:38, Jurgens Red Army said:

Fred the weatherman invited me to a party at his when I was a teenager, don't remember much about it but woke up the next morning with a sore arse and I was naked.

Ian Brown over here

[Code]

 

[cloggypop]

Which one Code?

 

Matt, Luke or Ken?

[Red_or_Dead]

Not particularly famous, but I once shagged the writer Gwendoline Riley.

[Jose Jones]

1 hour ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Not particularly famous, but I once shagged the writer Gwendoline Riley.

She looks grumpy. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Woman I work with a with got a neck off Jason Statham when he was on the school diving and swimming circuits when he was 17...and she was 14.