Jordon Ibe

[magicrat]

Footballers and Bentleys don 't mix

[Guest Alex_K]

2 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

I was always amazed at how little natural footballing talent he had compared to they hype surrounding him. Didn't see it at all. Just a powerful, fast guy who didn't have the first clue what to do with the ball.

 

Even with that being said, he could have made something of his career as a hard working, physical wide player. Hasn't done that either, it seems. Shame.

Yup. He was always rubbish. One game against Stoke sticks in the memory (Rodgers final season .. 0-0, 1-0 something like that) where he spent the entire match just running the ball down blind alleys out wide. A very un-Klopp like player. What were Bournemouth thinking with him and Solanke.

[Duff Man]

Early on he looked quite promising. He was quick and direct, and regularly getting past people. Never really kicked on from there, though, and his end product has always been lacking.

[Dr Nowt]

This kid sounds like an entirely ignorant little fuckwit. No prizes for guessing why he legged it from an accident at 5am, and his behaviour even after that sounds like it left plenty to be desired.

 

Remains one of football’s greatest heists, the money we got for him. 

 

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/18277153.jordon-ibe-banned-driving-fiend-coffee-shop-crash/

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

This kid sounds like an entirely ignorant little fuckwit. No prizes for guessing why he legged it from an accident at 5am, and his behaviour even after that sounds pretty low.

 

Remains one of football’s greatest heists the money we got for him.

 

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/18277153.jordon-ibe-banned-driving-fiend-coffee-shop-crash/

Sounds like he's in a latte trouble.

[Dr Nowt]

Just now, Elite said:

Sounds like he's in a latte trouble.

He’s made a mochary of AFCB.

[TheHowieLama]

Apparently he has espressed some regret about this.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

He’s made a mochary of AFCB.

They might put him in for a fair trade.

[El Dangerous]

He's really Mocha the legal system.

[Solsbury Hill]

To most of us that would have costa lot of money 

[El Rojo]

12 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

This kid sounds like an entirely ignorant little fuckwit. No prizes for guessing why he legged it from an accident at 5am, and his behaviour even after that sounds like it left plenty to be desired.

 

Remains one of football’s greatest heists, the money we got for him. 

 

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/18277153.jordon-ibe-banned-driving-fiend-coffee-shop-crash/

Michael Edwards has a lot to answer for.

 

 

 

 

 

If you're a Bournemouth fan.

 

 

 

COFFEE.

[VladimirIlyich]

Must have a sponsorship deal with Ty-phoo(n.)

[Barnesey]

His barista let him down

[VladimirIlyich]

An extreme measure to take when they get your order wrong. I do agree that there are too many coffee shops though.

[Elite]

That's what happens when you give young lads star bucks.

[3 Stacks]

Stupid and shit at football. Wish him luck, he'll need it.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

Stupid and shit at football. Wish him luck, he'll need it.

Don't get that coffee gag if I'm honest.

[deiseach]

13 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Stupid and shit at football. Wish him luck, he'll need it.

11 minutes ago, Elite said:

Don't get that coffee gag if I'm honest.

It was a strong roast.

[Elite]

13 minutes ago, deiseach said:

It was a strong roast.

Very good.

[Bjornebye]

He is acting like a mug.. 

[rubble-rouser]

I remember him giving it the beans when he scored that goal.

[TheHowieLama]

Rumour is when he got back to training the other lads were passing it around him saying "Au Lait".

[cloggypop]

He is  Kopi luwak and we are the Asian palm civet. We picked him, let him pass through our system and when he emerged as shit, we sold him on at an exorbitant price. 

[Bjornebye]

Bournemouth should just ground him 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On a free in the summer. Hasbeen.