Sturridge injured again....

[Manny]

Did you get a taxi from Lime St yesterday by any chance?

Sturridge bought Agger's house when he moved to Bronby. He found a massive stash of beak in the loft and he's been shipped to Boston for rehab. That's 14 pound sixty mate.

 

 

[Funkasy]

heard a rumour yesterday that its not fully injury related, but also personal "problems"...draw your own conclusions...

Hes leveling up in destiny? I heard it takes a long time higher up you come, thats my conclusion why its taking so long.

[Red Banjo]

Sturridge bought Agger's house when he moved to Bronby. He found a massive stash of beak in the loft and he's been shipped to Boston for rehab. That's 14 pound sixty mate.

If you go to Old Swan, you get the deluxe version where he's also the father of Gerrard's kids.

 

16 pound twenty mate, and keep it to yourself.

[El Dangerous]

If you get the taxi in Rhyl you get the hepatitis.

[RoboRiise]

Bump.

 

Twat.

[Reacher]

heard a rumour yesterday that its not fully injury related, but also personal "problems"...draw your own conclusions...

Ok Stan.

[Anubis]

heard a rumour yesterday that its not fully injury related, but also personal "problems"...draw your own conclusions...

 

Dr Anubis prescribes a course of either using your own car, public transport, or walking. Stay out of taxis of all kinds.

[Jairzinho]

Anyone else heard that he has a piece of irremovable jerk chicken lodged in his anus?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Make of it what you will. He has been right in the past. He has no reason to make this up.

[INTORRESTING]

Every time someone is injured a rumour comes out saying its something else. People been hacking the confidential medical records?

[JohnnyH]

heard a rumour yesterday that its not fully injury related, but also personal "problems"...draw your own conclusions...

 

Out of habit did you turn back and then look over your shoulder to type that?

[Russ Atmosphere]

I am not an ITK, I just get passed information from time to time, I have had it verified by the mods, make of it what you will.

[ratcatcher]

What, so he's on drugs, got a gambling addiction, being hunted by 'the mob'?

 

I dont see why the club would send him to America for intensive treatment if it wasnt for his fitness.

 

Ive read people claim its 'utterly bizarre' that he's with the red sox's medical team (maybe) and that the 'club should have sufficient resources' to deal with muscle strains and tears.

 

All of this flies in the face of common sense and logic. Clubs send players all over the place for treatment and the club is attempting to resolve his issue of so many muscle injuries. And yet they still get criticised doing this! That's bizarre.

 

Ive no doubt some people repeat stuff they've been told in good faith but, that doesnt mean the original story is in good faith. As with all this tinerweb shite, people will believe what they want. Its up to each individual to determine what they believe or not.

 

Personally, I dont believe there's anything sinister in sturridge being over the pond.

[ZonkoVille77]

An Angel appeared to him and told him not to play footy anymore, but to go to the States and sell fast food.

[El Dangerous]

I heard he gave his lucky egg to Rickie Lambert to kiss and Lambo fried it and put it on his sausage and bacon butty.

[Iceman]

Heard he snapped his dong string during a particularly vigorous daggering session at Reggae Sting last year. Now every time he runs his foreskin wraps over his foot like a leather sock and he falls over and tears muscles like Jeff Capes with an old Yellow Pages. Same thing happened to his grandfather in Jamaica, they call him skin foot. He used twine and prayer to fix the problem but Daniel's is more complicated. Something to do with the damp climate in UK>

[Anubis]

Syphilis. 

[RoboRiise]

They had to release some story about him going abroad in case he was seen being put on the plane but he's not off to Boston, it's actually an extraordinary rendition.  The plan is to smuggle him to Beirut via Frankfurt and have the CIA spend two weeks waterboarding him and rectally infusing foot long chicken teriyakis with extra peppers in an attempt to terrify him into staying fit for the rest of the season.

[Iceman]

No dipping sauce needed.

[an tha]

'sometime in january' is the latest 'news' on him returning to the starting line up according to Rodgers on a piece on the club site.

 

Rodgers didn't say which year though.

[stringvest]

Anyone else heard that he has a piece of irremovable jerk chicken lodged in his anus?

 

poultry in his motions.

[xerxes]

There are so many similarities between baseball injuries and football ones I for one am pleased that Sturridge is chilling Stateside. And if we need a home run in the second half of the season, Dan will be the man.

[VladimirIlyich]

So you think the club should have worldbeating medical staff for all eventualities based at Melwood?

 

Why do clubs send players to the US? Why do they send them to this Dr Steadman for cruciate knee injuries? There are world renown specialists in all fields and they dont all live in the UK.

 

I think its a little disingenuous to expect the club to have all this expertise at Melwood. But then again, it just seems to be the trend to blame the club for everything and anything these days.

But we aren't sending him to Steadman are we?

We are just sending him to another sports team's medical staff.

Nobody in Harley Street can do something similar?

[ratcatcher]

But we aren't sending him to Steadman are we?

We are just sending him to another sports team's medical staff.

Nobody in Harley Street can do something similar?

 

So you want to be obtuse about steadman? Why do you think Harley Street is better than the state side medical teams? Or do you just think british is best?

 

Lots of clubs send their players overseas for operations and treatments.

[Ginny]

I think it's a good strategy sending him away. The last thing you want when you have a player out for this long is him moping around in gloomy Liverpool not playing. I reckon him moping around LA or wherever the fuck he is mixing with baseball teams and shit is a better distraction.