Top 10 most annoying famous people

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I can't bring myself to give Michael Howard or Chris de Burgh a pass. And, of course, the aforementioned Wool Chisholm sold her arse to the Scum, so she can eat my log.

Am I missing something with Chris De Burgh??? 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Am I missing something with Chris De Burgh??? 

He is the monobrowed purveyor of ultimate filth.

[stringvest]

36 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

He is the monobrowed purveyor of ultimate filth.

he did write a song called Patricia The Stripper

[Tony Moanero]

6 hours ago, Chris said:

Plenty of these lists are just people on rubbish British television. Coronation Street characters? The fuck you expect? 

I’m a Corrie fan, you bastard.

[cloggypop]

36 minutes ago, stringvest said:

he did write a song called Patricia The Stripper

He did. And it's shite. 

[VladimirIlyich]

58 minutes ago, stringvest said:

he did write a song called Patricia The Stripper

Was she a painter and decorator?

[stringvest]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Was she a painter and decorator?

you don't expect me to have listened to that shite do you?

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, stringvest said:

you don't expect me to have listened to that shite do you?

You must have listened to Bernard Cribbins singing about digging a hole?

[stringvest]

7 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You must have listened to Bernard Cribbins singing about digging a hole?

Of course, who can forget it?  Cor! what a picture!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You must have listened to Bernard Cribbins singing about digging a hole?

I was always on the side of the fella in the bowler hat.

[littletedwest]

8 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

My current top 10:

 

1. Toyah Willcox - Say no more!

2. Nigella Lawson - Pretentious twat.

3. Ed Sheeran. Fortunately, I’ve only heard about two of his songs. His shitty little beard winds me up.

4. John Torode - Smugger and more irritating than Gregg Wallace.

5. Melanie Chisholm - Comes across as a proper dick-head on Celebrity Gogglebox. I can’t bear it when she breaks into song. 

6. Janet Street-Porter - Horrible voice, makes me want to take her teeth out and rearrange them.

7. Mark Heyes - Should completely shave his head and have a little line tattooed on top of it.

8. Stacey Dooley - Her voice goes right through me.

9. Gemma Winter (Coronation Street character) - She might be sound in real life, but I can’t bear this character. Whiny and shouty. I wish they’d write her out of it.

10. Paul Winter (brother of Gemma) - Again, he’s probably fine in real life, but he’s as wooden as fuck. Has a nose like someone has flattened it with a shovel.

 

Toyah wilcox is in an episode of minder, she's a wrong un in that 

[stringvest]

Toyah cheered the nation during lockdown with her YouTube musical perversions

[Evelyn Tentions]

13 hours ago, General Dryness said:

My top ten are all James Corden.

11 to 20 are Greg Wallace

[Strontium]

Greg Wallace just looks and sounds like he should be driving a black cab and talking shit about immigrants.

[Preston Red]

5 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Greg Wallace just looks and sounds like he should be driving a black cab and talking shit about immigrants.

"Dey cam over eyaaaaa in fackin' dinghies and not fackin' wan av am has a fackin' job and dey cahhhhhn't boil a fackin' egg. Fackin' cahhhhnts!!! That'll be £84.60 please"

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Greg Wallace just looks and sounds like he should be driving a black cab and talking shit about immigrants.

Correct. 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

Dunno if Reggie Yates has been mentioned but how the guy is still working is beyond me.

 

Saw some thing the other day where he'd made a show called hidden Australia, and they went to a 'party' hosted by an aboriginal family which got 'increasingly' out of control as the day went on. Turned out it was actually four parties, one of which was a wake. They basically just kept going back until they were able to film some trouble. The show was pulled.

 

Wasn't he also involved in that shit in Derry where the journo got shot?

 

He's an absolute clown. I watched one thing he did where he went to Mexico to report on the cartels, he was basically just on patrol with the police who kept saying that was all in the past now, so he bought a newspaper and read it on camera to talk about all the cartel shit that was going on. Another time he went to an American prison but didn't seem to come out of his cell, the people he interviewed had to go into his cell to talk to him. 'bir rowdy out there' he said at one point.

 

He really should just be on top of the pops.

 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

 

It feels like a sketch written by Chris Morris.

 

 

[Stouffer]

23 hours ago, Elite said:

I'd say I hate him more than Phillip Schofield but less than Dan Wootton. A trio of absolute cunts though. 

 

Actually add Eamon Holmes to that as well.

I really want to hate Eamon Holmes but he's meant to be dead sound. There's a few posts on here that I'm sure I've seen supporting this. 

 

He's like the anti-Jasper Carrot. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

I really want to hate Eamon Holmes but he's meant to be dead sound. There's a few posts on here that I'm sure I've seen supporting this. 

 

He's like the anti-Jasper Carrot. 

He's a cunt

 

 

[Section_31]

Was never down with the Ed Sheeran hate, seemed too much of a low hanging fruit and to be fair seems genuinely talented.

 

But he's deffo moved into my crosshairs lately, seems to have gotten more cocky and just comes across like Jamie Oliver with a banjo. "Oooh I'm an average bloke just chilling out with my mates", and all his mates are called Zach and have blue hair, and they basically just go to his house and listen to him play in exchange for food and alcohol.

 

He was Jonathan Ross the other week in his own pub that he'd built in his garden to pass the time in lockdown, as you do, I mean an actual pub, not s shed dressed up like one. A pub for him and his many Zachs to listen to tales of how he met Robert De Niro once who told him he likes his music.

 

 

[Mike D]

Bill Oddie.

 

[Total Longo]

Sam Quek is starting to get on my nerves, she's everywhere*

 

 

 

*Still would though, obvs 

[Bjornebye]

On 05/08/2021 at 13:20, Bjornebye said:

He's a cunt

 

 

This cunts just got his own slot on GB news with the other cunts 

[Stouffer]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Was never down with the Ed Sheeran hate, seemed too much of a low hanging fruit and to be fair seems genuinely talented.

 

But he's deffo moved into my crosshairs lately, seems to have gotten more cocky and just comes across like Jamie Oliver with a banjo. "Oooh I'm an average bloke just chilling out with my mates", and all his mates are called Zach and have blue hair, and they basically just go to his house and listen to him play in exchange for food and alcohol.

 

He was Jonathan Ross the other week in his own pub that he'd built in his garden to pass the time in lockdown, as you do, I mean an actual pub, not s shed dressed up like one. A pub for him and his many Zachs to listen to tales of how he met Robert De Niro once who told him he likes his music.

 

 

Concurred, one smug little fucker him.