Everton (H) Match Thread

[KMD7]

Echo reporting that Sturridge is losing his race to be fit for this and the best that can be hoped for is a place on the bench.

 

Hodgson, leading the way in player developement. 

[Iceman]

This is going to be an ugly shithouse of a game. I'll take any win, no matter how skanky. Lukaku scares me, he is coming into form at just the wrong time for us. Please no rushing Sturridge back to get his legs kicked off in this one. 

[JaminKibbler]

Balotelli to score an absolute blinder anyone?

[Iceman]

I'll buy that for a dollar.

[Jairzinho]

Balotelli to score an absolute blinder anyone?

 

I hope he goes full WUM with his celebration as well.

 

Runs to the away end, lifts his shirt to reveal a t-shirt with "Yer ma's on the game, it's what she does" on it.

[TheHowieLama]

"Why always yer Ma?"

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

"Why always yer Ma?"

Ha! Beat me to it!

[Iceman]

Cos she loves the Italian cock. 

[Paco]

play sturridge even if hes injured

[TheHowieLama]

play sturridge even if hes injured

 

It's the English Way.  TEW

[Pureblood]

They're shite.  We'll beat them, we always do.  They'll turn up and get smacked like most years.

 

Mignolet, Manquillo, Sakho, Skrtel, Moreno, Gerrard, Hendo, Lallana, Markovic, Sterling, Balotelli.

 

I don't think Markovic is ready for a derby.  It's the last game I'd throw him in to, particularly after Tuesday's match where he was poor.

 

As for Sturridge, is this some kind of cheeky bluff?  How would Rodgers know now?  Presumably there will be more fitness tests between now and the big kick off.  If I were Martinez I would definitely prepare on the basis that Sturridge and Balotelli will start with a diamond midfield behind them. 

[Paco]

I don't think Markovic is ready for a derby. It's the last game I'd throw him in to, particularly after Tuesday's match where he was poor.

 

As for Sturridge, is this some kind of cheeky bluff? How would Rodgers know now? Presumably there will be more fitness tests between now and the big kick off. If I were Martinez I would definitely prepare on the basis that Sturridge and Balotelli will start with a diamond midfield behind them.

hes usually fairly honest rodgers

[redinthehead]

except when it comes to envelopes.

[Iceman]

Suso should definitely start in this one. I think his energy and appetite to impress will have a good effect on the rest of the team. 

[Tony Moanero]

We're gonna spunk in their fanny.

[an tha]

We'll get bummed, dead hard.

[Bjornebye]

hes usually fairly honest rodgers

 

Balotelli will not be a Liverpool player

 

 

he is the new harry redknapp 

[Reckoner]

he is not fairly honest at all,  but that's a compliment. I would go as far as to say that on occasion the formations and tactics he talks about enthusiastically are entirely to through the opposition off the scent.

[Jairzinho]

he is not fairly honest at all,  but that's a compliment. I would go as far as to say that on occasion the formations and tactics he talks about enthusiastically are entirely to through the opposition off the scent.

 

They appear to have thrown us off the scent this season. Unless, of course, the scent was dog shit.

[magicrat]

he is not fairly honest at all,  but that's a compliment. I would go as far as to say that on occasion the formations and tactics he talks about enthusiastically are entirely to through the opposition off the scent.

Honest or not he does seem to seem to like the sound of his own voice. There's a time to waffle in front of the cameras and a time to get on with his day job. Bit more action on the pitch needed, 

[DanDanShaw]

Balotelli will not be a Liverpool player

 

 

he is the new harry redknapp

No he isn't! Did you even watch "Being Liverpool?" He doesn't drive a Range Rover you fool.

[Koptimus Prime]

Fastest league record in the Gerrard slip song from the cunts.

 

Also if there own stewards are taking care of them then coins and bottles galore being thrown.

[bouncebrigade]

I really hope we twat them badly.

[Russ Atmosphere]

If we can't hammer them resoundingly then I wish for us to get a controversial last minute penalty with the scores level, which Stevie thundercunts into the top corner of the onion bag, before racing over to the away fans and slipping over like Norman Wisdom on the turf in front of them, and earning his goal bonus twice over in pound coin missiles.

[JagSquared]

I prefer the latter as it would only piss them off more.