Dejan Lovren

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The lad is utter fucking cack. 

[Section_31]

He looks like a dog on Bonfire Night.

[cmuller]

There's a dearth of standout centre halves but there was no reason to sign this clown.

[skend04]

We didn't need another centre-half, we needed some organisation. Rodgers Spunked £20m to delegate responsibility. To a player worth no more than £5.

[eeyore]

I thought I was living a nightmare when the rumours wouldn't go away in the summer. Surely not we aren't signing this clown for twenty million pounds, surely for love of christ not even we are this dumb.

 

Wait oh yes, yes we are.

[Hades]

It might have been a warning sign to some clubs that he'd set a record for being voted L'Equipe's "worst player of the week" in Ligue 1. It might have prompted some clubs to look back at his bad performances and assess whether he would fit their system. In short, it might have required a scout to perform the job of a scout and actually watch and analyse football, instead of being sat in front of an Excel database and watching the occasional MOTD highlights while licking Rodgers' balls.

[TheFridge]

We didn't need another centre-half, we needed some organisation. Rodgers Spunked £20m to delegate responsibility. To a player worth no more than £5.

 

Spot on.

[RoboRiise]

carragher thought he d be a good signing for us

 

Perhaps that was one of the reasons he decided he was suited to punditry more than coaching.

[TalkSilly]

I thought it was a good sign that the Southampton fans in my office were furious when the stories about him coming to Liverpool started to emerge. When he did leave they were less upset, said his form had waned in the second half of last season, £20 million was good money for him etc.

 

Carragher and Neville's pre-season enthusiasm for him looks a tad silly now, he might actually be the worst central defender I have ever seen play for the club, and I saw Phil Babb.

[Mark M]

I'm pretty sure Torben Piechnik was at a similar level to this clown.

 

Rodgers persistence in playing him and him directly coatings us goals will get Rodgers sacked.

[eeyore]

I'd rather have djimi traore

[TheFridge]

He should be thrown in a bin or maybe we could donate him to charity?

[El Dangerous]

At least now we know why we didn't get him when he was available for £8.5m.

[JagSquared]

I along with some others gave brigant some shit when he called him shit as he'd been following him for 5 years. I still think it's odd that he followed him for 5 years when he thought that but to be fair to BM he was spot on. Lovren is fucking abysmal.

[Adebisi]

I along with some others gave brigant some shit when he called him shit as he'd been following him for 5 years. I still think it's odd that he followed him for 5 years when he thought that but to be fair to BM he was spot on. Lovren is fucking abysmal.

He got shit because he was calling him every name under the sun before he'd even kicked a ball for us. 

[JagSquared]

He got shit because he was calling him every name under the sun before he'd even kicked a ball for us.

Yeah, but he was right.

 

The rest of us just took a more sensible approach first but have also come to the same conclusion.

[Adebisi]

Yeah, but he was right.

 

The rest of us just took a more sensible approach first but have also come to the same conclusion.

The point remains. His 'Lovren is shit you're all idiots' shtick in every thread was tiresome. 

 

Right or wrong he was an annoying cunt about it. He'll probably still be an annoying cunt about it, I'm sure he'll be on at some point to tell us all how wrong we were. I don't like people who gloat, especially people who gloat about football signings that turn out to be shit. 

 

 

[Hades]

The point remains. His 'Lovren is shit you're all idiots' shtick in every thread was tiresome. 

 

Right or wrong he was an annoying cunt about it. He'll probably still be an annoying cunt about it, I'm sure he'll be on at some point to tell us all how wrong we were. I don't like people who gloat, especially people who gloat about football signings that turn out to be shit. 

 

 

I'm sure he's over the moon about it.

[Red Banjo]

He's not very good

[Mathewbet1]

He's not got any basic defending skills. Seems clueless at everything.

[ZonkoVille77]

Get rid. No matter what it takes. Free if it has to be done. Utter tripe. As useful as a 2 legged donkey. As useful as a used tampon in a pint glass of bleach. Bollock featured cunt bucket.

[Mathewbet1]

id dock what 15m wages we loose when we sell him for 5m in the summer from the cunt (s) (Ayre/Rogers/transfer comitte) who thought it was a good idea to sign him.

[moof]

I'm sure he's over the moon about it.

You say that but im convinced that some people (mentalists) are happy when a player plays shit or we lose because it vindicates their opinion. Some people can't hold their hands up when they're wrong.

 

The fact that they're right, in this instance, really fucks me off

[Skidfingers McGonical]

He's garbage.

[magicrat]

Get rid. No matter what it takes. Free if it has to be done. Utter tripe. As useful as a 2 legged donkey. As useful as a used tampon in a pint glass of bleach. Bollock featured cunt bucket.

Not a big fan then