Yevhen Konoplyanka

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I really hope the UK RAINe does not jeopardise this deal and one of our rivals does not PUTIN a better offer. and he books his flight at the lastminute.COM.

[The Golden Eel]

Errr, Zhanna Pintusevich

[Tony Moanero]

Balls.

[WhiskeyJar]

Balls.

 

Don't poke me Yevhen's man. 

[Lee909]

Balls.

To the Berlin wall

[WhiskeyJar]

Yevhen's excited......no seriously:

 

 

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/9142627/transfer-news-yevhen-konoplyanka-excited-by-liverpools-interest

 

Dnipro winger Yevhen Konoplyanka has claimed he is 'excited' by the possibility of joining Liverpool before the close of the January transfer window.

 

Liverpool managing director Ian Ayre flew out to Ukraine earlier this week to hold discussions regarding a deal for Konoplyanka.

 

Tottenham Hotspur are also understood to have shown an interest in Konoplyanka, but Liverpool are in pole position to secure his signature.

 

Reports have claimed that Liverpool have upped their offer to £16million for the 24-year-old Ukraine international as manager Brendan Rodgers tries to finalise a 'major signing' before Friday's deadline.

 

Konoplyanka, who scored against England in a 2014 World Cup qualifier at Wembley in September 2012, is surprised at how strong Liverpool's interest has become.

 

"I'm excited about it and soon everyone will know where I will play," Konoplyanka is quoted in the Daily Star.

 

"Is it very serious with Liverpool? I am shocked myself at how serious it is. I think in the near future everything will become clear."

 

Liverpool missed out on the signing of Mohamed Salah earlier this month after the Egypt international winger opted to join Chelsea from Basel.

[magicrat]

I really hope the UK RAINe does not jeopardise this deal and one of our rivals does not PUTIN a better offer. and he books his flight at the lastminute.COM.

Yevhen' a laugh

[Hand Shandy]

Yevhen a laugh aren't you?

[Hand Shandy]

Ha!

[Russ Atmosphere]

If anyone needs some punning assistance, Konoplyanka's Christian name and heaven sound quite alike.

[magicrat]

Ha!

I sense we may be running out of original puns ! Let's hope we sign the fucker soon and stop this nonsense

[Boss]

His name was Kono, Kono-PLy-anka to the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow.

 

Were Manilow says "music and passion were always the fashion at the COPA----they fell in love"

 

You could say "it's you he is chasin, the kop are embracing our Kono----we fell in love"

 

Then do the "do-do-do---do-do-de-do" bit similar to the Maxi song were the do's are the rhythm.

[Alan Sex]

Yevhen the red

Goes marching in

Yehven the red

Goes marching in

You know he's not

A massive bumder

Yehven the red

Goes marching in.

 

[Dr Nowt]

Imminent.

 

[Nomad]

Every time i read his name i have 'Cheek to Cheek by Fred Astaire in my head but god knows what lyrics

 

Heaven, I'm in Heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak;
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing, cheek to cheek

[aws]

So to sum up:

 

We have the money available.

 

His club want to sell.

 

He wants to come.

 

Ayre is handling it in person.

 

What could possibly go wrong?

[Bjornebye]

If you russia round and ukraine yer neck don't crimea river 

[Mad Erik]

So to sum up:

 

We have the money available.

 

His club want to sell.

 

He wants to come.

 

Ayre is handling it in person.

 

 

 

Send in The Negotiator.

 

[magicrat]

So to sum up:

 

We have the money available.

 

His club want to sell.

 

He wants to come.

 

Ayre is handling it in person.

 

What could possibly go wrong?

 

Let me guess..

We don't find anything that rhymes with Konoplyanka ?

[Marko121]

You just know with that fuckwit n charge of negotiation, we are not going to get him.

 

Roll on the headlines of " we tried our best "

[TheHowieLama]

One thing is for sure, he won't not be here because he doesn't want to be.

[El Rojo]

Ayre will come home £15m lighter, with the third Kiltschko brother who never moved out of home as a pillion passenger.

[neko]

"show me how you do that trick 
the one that makes me scream" she said 
"the one that makes me laugh" she said 
and threw her arms around my neck 
"show me how you do it 
and i promise you i promise that 
i'll run away with you 
i'll run away with you" 

 

http://youtu.be/RS_ux2H473I

[Nightcat]

meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Heres a wee song i've been working on since our interest was first made public. Go easy, I've put my heart and soul into this one:

 

His name is hard to say,

He comes from over there *point in an easterly direction*

He's quite good but not world class,

But we like him anyway, for now

 

To the tune of abra cadabra.