Did you have a phobia of buying condoms?

[Elite]

In my younger years I have to admit buying condoms did scare me (Not that I had to do it often!). It was not helped by the fact in my late teens i had the appearance of a pubescent boy, I felt intimidated going into a chemist and buying condoms and being served by some middle aged woman. As I got older it bothered me less and these days If I had to buy them (Not had to do it for years due to a long term relationship) it wouldn't concern me at all. Plus self service supermarkets have made things a lot easier!

 

I even know a lad from college who would pay other lads to nip in the chemist and buy them for him.

[Bjornebye]

The fucks a condom?

 

 

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[lifetime fan]

I'm catholic.

 

They're are advantages on top of being bummed by the parish priest.

[Captain Turdseye]

I'm catholic.

Me too. I'm also riddled with gonorrhoea.

[Fugitive]

The fucks a condom?

 

 

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Something your Dad should have used.

 

*moonwalks away*

[celeryBADboy]

Im pretty sure every fella at some point has been scared to buy them.

[Red Banjo]

I did and looking back... Why I don't know.

 

Your basically telling whoever is at the till you are about to insert your goods into a woman. If anything you should have strutted up to the counter and been cocky with your body language which should have virtually shouted... "Yeah that's right, I'm getting some"

[Section_31]

I always get them at the Tesco auto checkout and the fucking thing ALWAYS fucks up so the woman has to come and fix it while it says CONDOMS on the screen. God damn 33 year old inbetweener

[lifetime fan]

True story this.

 

Me and my kid brother had been packed off to Nan and Grampher's for the weekend. We came pack early Sunday morning and my ol fella was doing house work and helping with the roast.

 

Even as a young brat I knew he'd got laid the night before.

 

Me and Joe are upstairs fucking about using their bed as a trampoline when he finds a used johnny in their bin.

 

I told him it was a balloon and made him try to blow it up.

 

Hell fucking kill me if he ever reads this.

[Elite]

True story this.

 

Me and my kid brother had been packed off to Nan and Grampher's for the weekend. We came pack early Sunday morning and my ol fella was doing house work and helping with the roast.

 

Even as a young brat I knew he'd got laid the night before.

 

Me and Joe are upstairs fucking about using their bed as a trampoline when he finds a used johnny in their bin.

 

I told him it was a balloon and made him try to blow it up.

 

Hell fucking kill me if he ever reads this.

Brilliant.

[Trumo]

I always get them at the Tesco auto checkout and the fucking thing ALWAYS fucks up so the woman has to come and fix it while it says CONDOMS on the screen. God damn 33 year old inbetweener

 

Haha, "incorrect item in bagging area" indeed!

 

I've stayed at a few hotels where you get some free ones in the hotel room though.

[Croque Monsieur]

No, I was never really that bothered about buying nodders; like Section, I'd just get them from the supermarket with a load of other shopping.

 

I had a greater phobia of bringing an unplanned child into the world or catching some hideous nob-rot.

 

These days I just wish I had a reason, other than a posh wank, for buying them!

[littletedwest]

Never bothered me. Same with buying porno mags so I could have a posh wank in style.

[TheBitch]

I always get them at the Tesco auto checkout and the fucking thing ALWAYS fucks up so the woman has to come and fix it while it says CONDOMS on the screen. God damn 33 year old inbetweener

 

Negged.

[Ginny]

Pull out

[Carvalho Diablo]

There's a johnny machine in one of my local boozers. Talk about a missed opportunity cos it must have the single worst piece of advertising that I've ever seen...it say's : "Durex - Easy On."

[Tossed and blown]

Never bothered us much as a lad, at least until I learnt that the girl I was rattling got loads of freebies with the morning after pill.  Talk about killing two birds.....

 

Never bothered us when I got a box a few months ago, apart from the fucking price.

[Juniper]

Doesnt bother me at all, in fact I get a satisfaction seeing the cashiers reaction when they see the pack as they are more embarissed sometimes than the person buying them.

 

Nothing to be embarissed about as I'm getting laid after all.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Strap on the bin bag.

[Sugar Ape]

Strap on the bin bag.

 

Freddo wrapper for you isn't it?

[Clem H Fandango]

No, when i was younger i would play dumb and visit the std clinic at the hospital. My cock would then be swabbed and mutilated by a young female nurse and she would try and educate me about condom use (which i already knew). I would be given about 50 free rubbers of different flavours and varieties. Win/win situation.