how much do you drink?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Once had close to 20 bottles (330ml) at a David Wilcox concert. Got thrown in the drunk tank for claiming to be Elvis and asking the cops, who had pulled me from a snowbank in -20C, to drive me to Heartbreak Hotel.

 

Sadly, some of these beers were probably the worst beer ever brewed, a terrible concoction called Fosters Light (if you were around Canada in the late 80s during the Light beer craze you'll know).

 

The other thing aboot this night was they released me around 7am and I staggered home and knocked over the Christmas Tree in my parents living room.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I am a fucking cunt for that when I'm pissed. I went out after work a few months ago, got the last train home and instead of getting off at Old Roan I fell asleep and got woke up by the guard in fucking Ormskirk.

 

Had to get a taxi back home and it was £11, I gave him a £20 note and told him to keep the change. I was fuming when I woke up the next morning.

If you had a beard. None of this would have happened.

[Sugar Ape]

If I had a beard like a scruffy get they would have assumed I was homeless and threw me off at Kirkdale.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just the 8 pints for me last night!

[Red Banjo]

I'm going to drink 10 bottles of Coors Light tonight. And perhaps i will move on to Jack Daniels Honey when they are gone.

 

I may start tucking into them around 3 o'clock when i will be watching a sporting activity of some description.

[Bjornebye]

rough as a badgers arsehole. 

 

only had 8 cans of red stripe, half a bottle of white wine and a double morgan spiced with pineapple juice (had no fizzy in) 

 

brekkie, sex then back on it i think 

[Red Banjo]

rough as a badgers arsehole. 

 

only had 8 cans of red stripe, half a bottle of white wine and a double morgan spiced with pineapple juice (had no fizzy in) 

 

brekkie, sex then back on it i think 

 

What does you're mrs think about you staying over at your mates house?

 

Are you going back home to see her after you've finished with him?

[Bjornebye]

wahey

[Sugar Ape]

Freckle your bird. You'll feel a lot better after it.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

If I had a beard like a scruffy get they would have assumed I was homeless and threw me off at Kirkdale.

Taxi would have been cheaper and you would have been closer to home.

[Sugar Ape]

Taxi would have been cheaper and you would have been closer to home.

 

But I would have been in Kirkdale.

[TheBitch]

A lot.

[Pony Princess]

I usually have a few glasses of wine most nights but at the weekend I go off on one.  Last night when I got back from horse riding I was knackered, dehydrated and empty stomach.  Drank a bottle of wine and half a bottle of cael ila scotch.

 

Woke up at 5am on the couch, The Dark Knight on loop on the computer and dragged my sorry arse to bed.

 

Feeling a bit rough today.

[Spy Bee]

On an all dayer on my 31st I drank 23 pints of lager and 7 jaegers (straight not bombs)! I only know because so did the landlord and his missus counted. I took me days to recover and I've never come close since. I can drink about 8 pints without feeling much, but it's I feel every drink after that.

 

I had 4 330cl Peroni last night and fell asleep on the couch. I'm just not interested the way I used to be. I feel a lot healthier in general when I'm not drinking.

[Red Banjo]

Just been into Sainsbury's. £16 offer on JD Honey. Shit goin get messy

[Pony Princess]

Just been into Sainsbury's. £16 offer on JD Honey. Shit goin get messy

 

I know those feels. Supermarkets are the best places for spirits.  I get all my spirits from supermarkets because they are just so cheap.  I hit the tesco's in netherton because they have a boss single malt array.  I go there, buy my booze for the month, ardbeg, laphroaigh, lagavulin then when I get to the counter I get a fucking £9.51 print out thing for my next shop.  

 

Fucks sake Tescos you are telling me i could have got my shopping cheaper elsewhere but I can't get the discount off *this* shop.  You are gonna Jew me out of a tenner so I will spend it in your shop.

 

Kinell.

[Red Banjo]

Shit gettin messy

[Red Banjo]

Shir getting to the point where you close one eye.

 

Normally that means bed time.

 

I'm a rebel tho, so I'm going to pour myself some more whiskey

 

Oooooooh yeah

[Paulie Dangerously]

Over sweet sickly garbage.

 

Can't have more than two of em

[General Dryness]

Shir getting to the point where you close one eye.

 

Normally that means bed time.

 

I'm a rebel tho, so I'm going to pour myself some more whiskey

 

Oooooooh yeah

 

Happiness is...not going to bed when you're hammered and you know you should.

 

Good work lad.

[Paulie Dangerously]

After making a tit out of myself last time and puking my way up the M6 this visit to the in-laws I limited myself. They kept asking if I was on antibiotics

[General Dryness]

After making a tit out of myself last time and puking my way up the M6 this visit to the in-laws I limited myself. They kept asking if I was on antibiotics

 

Should have told them you've embraced Islam.

[Fowlers God]

A normal drink at home would be a few cans/ bottles cider and a bottle of red.

 

A session at a mates would be 24 cans a bottle of red and some sort of shots

[Elite]

I was on codeine for majority of friday due to pulling a muscle, Had a few beers after work and I am still recovering. I don't reckon all those zombies on the walking dead are actually infected, they have just been spiked with a few codeine.

[General Dryness]

I was on codeine for majority of friday due to pulling a muscle, Had a few beers after work and I am still recovering. I don't reckon all those zombies on the walking dead are actually infected, they have just been spiked with a few codeine.

 

Prescription drugs and alcohol. I'm doing that thing where you suck air in through your teeth to make a hissing noise right now.