little things that annoy the shit out of you

[redinblack]

Sitting in the corner of the pub having finished shopping having a quiet read and an IPA. Then a load of wankers in Christmas jumpers come in for their one day out a year, grasping bottles of "Bud" and hooting and farting and talking shite. 

 

FUUUUUCK. UUUUURRRRRRFFFFF.

 

 

[lifetime fan]

58 minutes ago, redinblack said:

Sitting in the corner of the pub having finished shopping having a quiet read and an IPA. Then a load of wankers in Christmas jumpers come in for their one day out a year, grasping bottles of "Bud" and hooting and farting and talking shite. 

 

FUUUUUCK. UUUUURRRRRRFFFFF.

 

 

Could have just said Christmas drinkers mate. 

[lifetime fan]

[redinblack]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Could have just said Christmas drinkers mate. 

I'm a drama queen. Can't help it.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 14/12/2023 at 10:55, Mudface said:

 

Oh yeah, it's shit, really bad web design and very frustrating. I don't revisit any sites that annoy me like that.

That's a cracking excuse for watching porn all day.

[Preston Red]

Clickbait articles are a massive piss boiler. Usually found in between an article you're reading or a pile of it at the bottom.

 

"Shocking facts about diarrhoea. Number 2 will surprise you!"

 

"Where *current A-list celebrity* lives is truly heartbreaking."

 

Not only are scam sites using it, news sites are getting on it too.

 

"Doctors in Preston are saying this is the biggest spreader of AIDS in our community!" Usually followed by an article of such inane mediocrity by an unnamed source and you have to read this five minutes of shite to find out it's bumders doing "cottaging" in the toilets at Moor Park. 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Clickbait articles are a massive piss boiler. Usually found in between an article you're reading or a pile of it at the bottom.

 

"Shocking facts about diarrhoea. Number 2 will surprise you!"

 

"Where *current A-list celebrity* lives is truly heartbreaking."

 

Not only are scam sites using it, news sites are getting on it too.

 

"Doctors in Preston are saying this is the biggest spreader of AIDS in our community!" Usually followed by an article of such inane mediocrity by an unnamed source and you have to read this five minutes of shite to find out it's bumders doing "cottaging" in the toilets at Moor Park. 

 

Sounds like you’re covering your tracks here ….. 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Clickbait articles are a massive piss boiler. Usually found in between an article you're reading or a pile of it at the bottom.

 

"Shocking facts about diarrhoea. Number 2 will surprise you!"

 

"Where *current A-list celebrity* lives is truly heartbreaking."

 

Not only are scam sites using it, news sites are getting on it too.

 

"Doctors in Preston are saying this is the biggest spreader of AIDS in our community!" Usually followed by an article of such inane mediocrity by an unnamed source and you have to read this five minutes of shite to find out it's bumders doing "cottaging" in the toilets at Moor Park. 

 

'Eating the poo poo,'

[Preston Red]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

'Eating the poo poo,'

HAHAHAHAHA

[Preston Red]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Sounds like you’re covering your tracks here ….. 

Gotta be slick, gotta be quick...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

11 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Clickbait articles are a massive piss boiler. Usually found in between an article you're reading or a pile of it at the bottom.

 

"Shocking facts about diarrhoea. Number 2 will surprise you!"

 

"Where *current A-list celebrity* lives is truly heartbreaking."

 

Not only are scam sites using it, news sites are getting on it too.

 

"Doctors in Preston are saying this is the biggest spreader of AIDS in our community!" Usually followed by an article of such inane mediocrity by an unnamed source and you have to read this five minutes of shite to find out it's bumders doing "cottaging" in the toilets at Moor Park. 

 

Summerhouses in Preston are being virtually given away.

[Preston Red]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Summerhouses in Preston are being virtually given away.

The whole place looks like it was won in a raffle so not a million miles away, haha.

[Curly]

On 16/12/2023 at 13:45, redinblack said:

Sitting in the corner of the pub having finished shopping having a quiet read and an IPA. Then a load of wankers in Christmas jumpers come in for their one day out a year, grasping bottles of "Bud" and hooting and farting and talking shite. 

 

FUUUUUCK. UUUUURRRRRRFFFFF.

 

 

Have to say mate, a Saturday afternoon in the lead up to Christmas, it seems as though you’re the one out of place there

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People asking for the WiFi password the second they walk into a place, must be a real fucking hardship not having internet for an hour , get a better contract if it's that important yer cunt.

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

People asking for the WiFi password the second they walk into a place, must be a real fucking hardship not having internet for an hour , get a better contract if it's that important yer cunt.

This is fair. Not arsed if someone’s wants to use the wifi but when I worked in London I was ordering something in pret a mange whatever it’s called one morning and some cunt interrupted me asking for the wifi password off the lad behind the counter. Being the passive and quiet character that I am I politely told him that I’m ordering and to wait a second. 

[VladimirIlyich]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This is fair. Not arsed if someone’s wants to use the wifi but when I worked in London I was ordering something in pret a mange whatever it’s called one morning and some cunt interrupted me asking for the wifi password off the lad behind the counter. Being the passive and quiet character that I am I politely told him that I’m ordering and to wait a second. 

Haha! I can picture that now.

[YorkshireRed]

People who prioritise their croissant order in swanky coffee shops, over my need to obtain the WiFi code in order to catch up on the busy bastards bitch thread on the MF. 

[chrisbonnie]

not that i get oout to fancy restaurants all that often, but the odd time that i do. 

 

i hate when the chefs come out and chat to random guests asking them how their food is, and start talking bollox about it. 

 

makes me fucking gringe, 

 

i was at a new restaurant here in ireland for my birthday in October, its run by a "famousih" chef called Derry Clarke, im sure he's a nice bloke, but dont come around talking bollox and interrupting me on the one day every quarter i get some peace and quiet away from the kids......... 

 

 

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

not that i get oout to fancy restaurants all that often, but the odd time that i do. 

 

i hate when the chefs come out and chat to random guests asking them how their food is, and start talking bollox about it. 

 

makes me fucking gringe, 

 

i was at a new restaurant here in ireland for my birthday in October, its run by a "famousih" chef called Derry Clarke, im sure he's a nice bloke, but dont come around talking bollox and interrupting me on the one day every quarter i get some peace and quiet away from the kids......... 

 

 

 

Can't blame them at times though.

 

[Fugitive]

12 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

not that i get oout to fancy restaurants all that often, but the odd time that i do. 

 

i hate when the chefs come out and chat to random guests asking them how their food is, and start talking bollox about it. 

 

makes me fucking gringe, 

 

i was at a new restaurant here in ireland for my birthday in October, its run by a "famousih" chef called Derry Clarke, im sure he's a nice bloke, but dont come around talking bollox and interrupting me on the one day every quarter i get some peace and quiet away from the kids......... 

 

 

You should have told him it was fucking shite.

[manwiththestick]

13 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

You should have told him it was fucking shite.

Yeah mate it's okay like, but I'd rather have a Maccies.

[John102]

35 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

not that i get oout to fancy restaurants all that often, but the odd time that i do. 

 

i hate when the chefs come out and chat to random guests asking them how their food is, and start talking bollox about it. 

 

makes me fucking gringe, 

 

i was at a new restaurant here in ireland for my birthday in October, its run by a "famousih" chef called Derry Clarke, im sure he's a nice bloke, but dont come around talking bollox and interrupting me on the one day every quarter i get some peace and quiet away from the kids......... 

 

 

Never heard of the cunt. Looks like Ed Balls

[Curly]

1 hour ago, chrisbonnie said:

not that i get oout to fancy restaurants all that often, but the odd time that i do. 

 

i hate when the chefs come out and chat to random guests asking them how their food is, and start talking bollox about it. 

 

makes me fucking gringe, 

 

i was at a new restaurant here in ireland for my birthday in October, its run by a "famousih" chef called Derry Clarke, im sure he's a nice bloke, but dont come around talking bollox and interrupting me on the one day every quarter i get some peace and quiet away from the kids......... 

 

 

There’s loads of the grandstanding stuff in catering I find similar to that. Like the fucking “yes, chef” and this contrived respect that people who work in kitchens implement, even in normal circumstances. Acting like they’ve been in the fucking trenches on the front line together. Get a fucking grip - you’ve made some food together, not stormed the beaches of Normandy you try hard cunts

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, chrisbonnie said:

not that i get oout to fancy restaurants all that often, but the odd time that i do. 

 

i hate when the chefs come out and chat to random guests asking them how their food is, and start talking bollox about it. 

 

makes me fucking gringe, 

 

i was at a new restaurant here in ireland for my birthday in October, its run by a "famousih" chef called Derry Clarke, im sure he's a nice bloke, but dont come around talking bollox and interrupting me on the one day every quarter i get some peace and quiet away from the kids......... 

 

 

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Curly said:

There’s loads of the grandstanding stuff in catering I find similar to that. Like the fucking “yes, chef” and this contrived respect that people who work in kitchens implement, even in normal circumstances. Acting like they’ve been in the fucking trenches on the front line together. Get a fucking grip - you’ve made some food together, not stormed the beaches of Normandy you try hard cunts

Most of the stuff tastes like the beaches of Normandy too.