little things that annoy the shit out of you

[General Dryness]

It's an abbreviation of 'family', spoken in the same way one might use the word 'mate' or 'bro'.

 

You don't have to be a real muthafucking G to say it, but it helps.

What's g short for? Git?

[Jairzinho]

Gunt.

[Total Longo]

What's g short for? Git?

GlaxoSmithKline

[Alan Sex]

What's g short for? Git?

Gonad?

 

Gay lover?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

'Fam' *adopts best Partridge voice* , they're using a collective term for a single person !.

[Bjornebye]

That lad on the nationwide advert does my head in

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The crisps in Mcoys that are only ridged on one side, dirty bastards.

[John101]

The other day i came home from work and there was a shit in the toilet.

 

Think id had a shit in the night while half asleep and forgot to flush it. Either that or it was one of those floaters.

 

Either way the house fucking stunk.

[cloggypop]

You can't rule out the Phantom Shitter

[Bjornebye]

You can't rule out the Phantom Shitter

 

 

Quote from the bible that mate. He has probably taken a shit in one somewhere and all. 

[stringvest]

What's going on with the Echo charging money to read the juicy footie gossip?  Is Fat Dunc in charge?  £4.99 to read Broughton telling us what we already know?  They can fuck off - you can get a month of sports channels for less than that.  

[boots123]

Was on a packed bus the other day and a couple of seats in front was a big hairy arsed docker type, sitting next to a pretty dainty girl suddenly he lets out a 10 pints the night before  explosive rasping fart, that stank, he looked at her and said in a loud voice its ok love they'll think it's me.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People taking ciggie breaks in work, it's 2017 who the fuck still smokes now, cunts.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People who go for ciggie breaks who don't smoke.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I've bought two pairs of jeans since the start of the decade and don't own any at the moment.

Old jeans are the best jeans.

[Curly]

Needing to, but not being able to, click my knee when driving.

[Rushies tash]

The mice are back in the shed at the bottom of the garden. Caught seven of the fuckers this week.

[VladimirIlyich]

The mice are back in the shed at the bottom of the garden. Caught seven of the fuckers this week.

Is the Cat away?

[Mook]

People trying to speak to you when you're on the phone at work.

 

Scumbag behaviour.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People trying to speak to you when you're on the phone at work.

 

Scumbag behaviour.

 

Or standing on your shoulder rather than walking away and coming back.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Chewy prawn crackers, the clues in the fucking name !!! CRACKers, don't be giving me that old shite.

[John101]

People who insist on sitting in their seat reservation on an empty tain

[Furmedge]

Getting out bed at 5.30am on a day off because your kids are dickheads.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Having the wild shites on the last day of yer holiday, and the keys to yer room have stopped working. I need to pack, shite, and head up and down 7 floors to reception repeatedly

[Redder Lurtz]

People trying to speak to you when you're on the phone at work.

 

Scumbag behaviour.

 

Fixed.