South Africa

[Spy Bee]

Today I stroked a cheetah and gave grapes to a woman begging at traffic lights. Both were rewarding, but both things should never have actually happened? What a fucking amazing place this is though!

 

Will report back when I can.

 

What do you lot reckon?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Cool.

 

Make sure you send us a pic when you're feeding grapes to a Squeasant.

[llego]

Sounds pretty sweet, where are you/who are you traveling with/ how long?

[Unrighteous]

Done any slothunting? My experience with South African girls suggests that they're great in bed.

 

(My experience extends only to a few Afrikaaner girls who were well dirty ... rawr)

[Jose Jones]

Done any slothunting? My experience with South African girls suggests that they're great in bed.

 

(My experience extends only to a few Afrikaaner girls who were well dirty ... rawr)

 

A mate of my missus once shared a flat with a bisexual south ifrican girl.

She was fit as fuck, borderline mental (probably a bit over the border actually) and liked booze and drugs. She used to try it on with me when she was pissed and as soon as my missus' back was turned.

 

She is in my "girls I really would loved to have smashed but I met them through the missus so it was a bit impossible without me being a complete cunt and not being married any more" list.

 

What a shame.

[Unrighteous]

A mate of my missus once shared a flat with a bisexual south ifrican girl.

She was fit as fuck, borderline mental (probably a bit over the border actually) and liked booze and drugs. She used to try it on with me when she was pissed and as soon as my missus' back was turned.

 

She is in my "girls I really would loved to have smashed but I met them through the missus so it was a bit impossible without me being a complete cunt and not being married any more" list.

 

What a shame.

 

That is a shame.

[chrisbonnie]

Don't all South Africans chicks the have the Aids?

 

No, fuck that. I don't want the aids

[Spy Bee]

I'm out here for 18 days in all. Staying with a girl I know and an old fella I know mostly. He's been an awesome host and has shown me all round. I'm climbing Lion's Head tonight, then off to Stelenbotsch wine tasting tomorrow, then a few days more in Cape Town before heading back to Jo'Burg for four days, then finishing my trip with a safari in Pilanesberg. This has been an amazing holiday already and still ages left. I'll post some pics up in a bit.

[Spy Bee]

South Africa Photos by AdamSpiby | Photobucket

[Spy Bee]

Here is a Spot The Difference for cricket fans

 

 

[Alan Sex]

Cool.

 

Make sure you send us a pic when you're feeding grapes to a Squeasant.

 

Cos mama's got a squeasant and daddy doesn't sleep at night.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Feet like dildo baggins

[Spy Bee]

Thanks for paying such close attention!

[VladimirIlyich]

Don't all South Africans chicks the have the Aids?

 

No, fuck that. I don't want the aids

 

Just shag the fat ones then.

[Unrighteous]

Don't all South Africans chicks the have the Aids?

 

No, fuck that. I don't want the aids

 

Only the poor ones.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Only the poor ones.

 

Stick to the prawns mate.

[Spy Bee]

Table View, overlooking Table Mountain with a pint of Castle

Penguins on Boulders Bay Beach in Cape Town

Me shitting it up Lion's Head in Cape Town

Me at Llandudno Beach... not in Wales, in Cape Town

[Spy Bee]

Thought I'd posted this one already

 

[bri]

Stellenbosch for a tour of the vineyards, ace

[ChrisM]

You shot a Cheetah? Cunt.

[Spy Bee]

Stellenbosch for a tour of the vineyards, ace

 

Yeah, everyone just drives from vineyard to vineyard and gets pissed. It's mad.

 

Beautiful place though & no cheaper way to get pissed!

[thesouthafrican]

enjoy!

[Section_31]

Does Redexile still come on here? Made me laugh how he decided to come back to Liverpool from SA, stuck it out for six months then went back because he thought it was shit, with the entire saga played out on the GF right down to things like 'does anyone know any good schools' and 'how much is bread there?'

[mattyq]

Tis a beautiful country and Cape Town is ace. Particularly liked the Transkei

[llego]

Spy bee, sort your photo face out!