Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Tj hooker]

Hahahahahaha brilliant

[Iceman]

You can change your pants after you've shat yourself and that's great but it's no good if your house still stinks of shit. The lingering stench of defeat that dave has left will not be easy to eradicate. Also, when he is inevitably jettisoned, his payoff will mean one less shiny new expensive player to be signed.

 

They may be rich but they're still owned by blood suckers, who at some point may well decide that the risk of further heavy investment just isn't economically viable. That could well mean Giggs and limited funds. If they weren't keen to give slur money, why would they give loads to someone else? Especially if he is a rookie. Also keep in mind what has already been spent.

 

Good times.

[MLB]

Maybe there's a manager's position available at Taff's Tavern.

[Jairzinho]

Someone like Klopp would get them 15 points more next season than Moyes will get this. Even with a net spend (Oh, hi there) of zero.

 

People will still buy players like Young and Valencia for reasonable money, despite them being fucking terrible footballers.

 

They wouldn't win the league or anything, but they won't finish 20-25 points off top which they probably will this year.

[KMD7]

Jesus imagine Giggs in charge, the man has the personality of a rusty tap.

[FanchesterCity]

hahaha Talksport playing a violin in the background to Carrick's interview.

 

It's cruel, but funny

[Etienne77]

It's all too quick, and not good for rivals.

 

It's effectively a club going in the wrong direction, but you don't want them to realise it until they're lost in the middle of nowhere. Sadly, they're going to spot they're off the path pretty soon and correct it. Not good at all.

 

2-0's not insurmountable though, but if Moyes attempts to win the tie, it's definitely going to affect them for the Liverpool game. Let's just hope they don't pull off some miraculous recovery and go into the Liverpool game with their tails up. Far better they put in a real effort but suffer a demoralising defeat.

 

Quite funny on Red Cafe though... 'It's in the hands of the match going fans now'.

We play them before the return leg. They may rest there so called stars seeing as they can't win fuck all else.

Dilemmas everywhere for the bog eyed bitter shitstirring cunt

[Iceman]

Maybe there's a manager's position available at Taff's Tavern.

 

Not anymore. Not after he stole their microphone. Karaoke down there hasn't been the same since. Back to Preston for wee davey.

[fowler9]

Solskjaer to the rescue?

[Iceman]

Hughes to do a job(bie)?

[Baltar]

I'm actually amazed how far down he's taken them. It's fantastic.

[Pidge]

Ray Wilkins is out of work... could bond with Fergie and Fletcher over common ground reportedly.

[thompsonsnose]

I'm actually amazed how far down he's taken them. It's fantastic.

In todays football, a fast violent jaw dropping tailspin is much more damaging than the often desired (on here) "gradual decline".

We had a gradual decline. It clearly hasnt been the death of us.

Though it very nearly was.

A gradual decline means that you slip from maybe first to third. Or second to 5th. You at some point find an ability to stabilise the thing.

And that would still get you a few top class signings as the club stumbles along.

 

But what if you totally shit straight out of the top 4 from first to seventh?

Thats a whole different set of unprecendented wheel caps.

 

We all wanted them torpedoed. Its happening.

 

Gearing is a bitch.

[Dr Nowt]

You can change your pants after you've shat yourself and that's great but it's no good if your house still stinks of shit. The lingering stench of defeat that dave has left will not be easy to eradicate. Also, when he is inevitably jettisoned, his payoff will mean one less shiny new expensive player to be signed.

 

They may be rich but they're still owned by blood suckers, who at some point may well decide that the risk of further heavy investment just isn't economically viable. That could well mean Giggs and limited funds. If they weren't keen to give slur money, why would they give loads to someone else? Especially if he is a rookie. Also keep in mind what has already been spent.

 

Good times.

 

Mark Ogden ‏@MOgdenTelegraph 2h

 

The world's best players who phoned David Moyes maybe dialled the wrong number...

[FanchesterCity]

We play them before the return leg. They may rest there so called stars seeing as they can't win fuck all else.

Dilemmas everywhere for the bog eyed bitter shitstirring cunt

Oops my mistake, thought it was the other way around!

[aphex chin]

The Chosen One.

 

[Trumo]

Mark Ogden ‏@MOgdenTelegraph 2h

 

The world's best players who phoned David Moyes maybe dialled the wrong number...

 

It was probably Darren Farley on a wind-up.

[Jairzinho]

The Special One.

[Dr Nowt]

Someone like Klopp would get them 15 points more next season than Moyes will get this. Even with a net spend (Oh, hi there) of zero.

 

People will still buy players like Young and Valencia for reasonable money, despite them being fucking terrible footballers.

 

They wouldn't win the league or anything, but they won't finish 20-25 points off top which they probably will this year.

 

They will, but United pay way above the average in the wage department, and now they no longer have Ferguson frightening people or hold the whip hand in general, they're going to have to subsidise contracts to get average players on big money off the books, just as we have in recent times.

 

It is starting to appear there will be more than a few of them too, and most will be on their way to middling clubs who absolutely do not pay that level of player massive wages.

[Dr Nowt]

The Chosen Gone.

[Iceman]

In todays football, a fast violent jaw dropping tailspin is much more damaging than the often desired (on here) "gradual decline".

A gradual decline means that you slip from maybe first to third.

Well that would still get you a few top class signings.

But what if you totally shit straight out of the top 4 from first to seventh?

Thats a whole different set of unprecendented wheel caps.

 

We all wanted them torpedoed. Its happening.

 

Gearing is a bitch.

 

This is a good point. Times have changed and a base jump like descent from the mountain top is surely worse than spraining your ankle repeatedly at the gift shop. 

 

[Trumo]

The Chosen One.

 

 

Fucking hell, the next thing you know, he's gonna start twerking like a gibbon having an epileptic fit!

[thompsonsnose]

The Chosen One.

 

Ooohh Dentastix.

yum yum...

[fowler9]

Translation of some of Van Persie's interview apparently

 

RvP' : "I am allowed to drop back to touch the ball, but my teammates also sometimes play in the position where i like to play. And if i see that then its hard for me to also play there, so im forced to change my run paths because of my teammates.

And unfortunately they play too often in my zone and i don't like that."

Interview: Do you know what is wrong with this United?

RvP: Yeah but, I won't point fingers, because im not like that.

 

 

If that last bits correct Moyes is good as gone

[Baltar]

Would love us to turn them over at their place to seal our place in the top 4. We've had a few good wins there over the years but this would be the sweetest. They'll be pumped up for that game though, no doubt about it!